Mr. Marlon's Oddities and Curiosities

Description: It's true, I know what people say about me. That's O.K.

Description: Sometimes you're just having one of those days where not helps except a little retail therapy.

Description: If you are a book lover, then you know what I'm talking about. Sometimes you just can't put a book down, no matter how late or early it is.

Description: I'm not google or yahoo so go away!

Description: Mr. Marlon's Oddities and Curiosities is a unique oddities and curiosity gift shop located in historic Fall River, Massachusetts.

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Description: In Vermont it's Yaulp, not Yes!

Description: Most people would say Christmas but me, I wish everyday was Halloween

Description: A grunge design based on my hometown Fall River.

Description: Thought I would show some love to my hometown with this design.

Description: I know it's difficult to tell but I am socially awkward.... and IT'S ON PURPOSE! Really.

Description: No, really... How it going? Nevermind.

Description: It's true, my cat is constantly judging me no matter what I am doing.

Description: Seriously, the older I get, the truer this becomes.

Description: Sometimes they are gonna get the last word. And their word is CENSORED!

Description: Social distancing means keeping a safe space between yourself and other people. So if you can read this, stay back.

Description: You know that cheese that you get from that magical place that looks and taste like cheese but really isn't cheese... I'm that cheesy.

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Description: With the holidays coming up, this is going to happen. Admit it!

Description: When you need a cup of Joe... decaf just won't do.

Description: Great quote from River Tam from the TV series Firefly "I can kill you with my brain"

Description: A great line from the tv series Firefly from Jayne: "Let's go be bad guys!"

Description: ON the show CASTLE, when Alexis sees her father in his Halloween costume and wonders what he's supposed to be, Castle replies: “space cowboy."

Description: This design is based on an interaction between Castle and Beckett on one of my favorite shows, CASTLE.

Description: Sometimes the situation calls for a little drama... sometimes a little more.

Description: Sometimes you just need to focus and stay calm (Well.. at least try too)

Description: There is not better motto to live by then... I regret nothing. The end.

Description: I wasn't listening but I strongly disagree. That's usually the case when someone is talking to me.

Description: I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels so good. A quote from the Office and a motto I live by everyday.

Description: If I don't have coffee soon, I may die. Some days it just feels that way doesn't it.

Description: Not much I can say. Just a fun shirt.

Description: This is usually the case. On most days people really annoy me.

Description: When it's one of those morning, you just don't want to bother with people, this shirt is for you.

Description: On the whole, I'd argue that haggling over which is better, the book or the movie, is mostly pointless. Because we all know the book is always better.

Description: Tired of being asked annoying questions. With this shirt they already know the answer. Don't bother asking the answer is still no.

Description: Hey guys! People have been asking where they can get Mr. Marlon's Puppets merchandise, well here you go!