Malcolm Kirk

Freaky one-shaped totem pole thing.

it's a dragon-wolf-snake-thing shaped like a number 2.

Show your appreciation for Scotland's rare form of wildlife. This particular breed is the Lesser-Spotted Big-Lugged Quadruple-Level-Limbed Wingless Wild Hairy Haggis.

New from JC Crisps. The new snackfood that's out of this world! Also available in "MacReady Salted", "Molotov Cocktail", "Spicy Spare Rib" and "Roast Husky" flavours. Homage to John Carpenter's The Thing and British snacks.