Mandegraph

Description: My bed and I are in a committed relationship. The alarm clock is the third wheel

Description: Remind Me To Take Attendance

Description: I Am Fine But The Rest Of You Need Therapy

Description: Angel Face Devil Thoughts

Description: If only closed minds came with closed mouths

Description: If I wanted to hear from an idiot, I’d watch reality TV

Description: I Can Explain It To You But I Can't Understand It For You

Description: With Great Power Comes Great Electricity Bill // Sarcastic

Description: Donut give up

Description: Woke Up Sexy As Hell Again // Funny

Description: Not Today Satan // Positive Energy

Description: i'm here for the shrimp

Description: Money doesn't buy happiness, but it sure helps fund it

Description: I Love You More Today Than Yesterday

Description: Corey Haim // Vintage Bootleg Design

Description: Paulie Walnuts // Vintage Style Design

Description: Sarcasm is just one more service I offer

Description: Don't Interrupt Me I'm Ignoring You // Sarcastic

Description: Let's Keep The Dumbfuckery To a Minimum Today

Description: Some People Need a High Five, In the Face with a Chair

Description: Weird is a side effect of being awesome

Description: It's Fine I'm Fine Everything Is Fine

Description: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

Description: White Dudes for Harris

Description: Im Pretty Cool But I Cry A Lot

Description: I'm Sorry Did I Roll My Eyes Out Loud // Retro Style Design

Description: Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice

Description: If Only Sarcasm Burned Calories

Description: I’m Not Arguing, I’m Just Explaining Why I’m Right.

Description: I'm Sorry Did I Roll My Eyes Out Loud

Description: I Have The Perfect Body (AT HOME IN MY FREEZER)

Description: I hate everyone

Description: Mermaid Security // Retro Style Design

Description: Murder Shows and Comfy Clothes

Description: Make your free throws

Description: Hating me won’t make you pretty