Description: A stand up comedian delivers zingers to audience while gripping microphone and stand for support. Surely the most terrifying of performance arts - stand up comedy means placing yourself out there in front of the baying crowd. I mean audience. Try to look relaxed, in control and get off quick before they stop laughing and start throwing things.
Description: Crown Green or lawn bowls depicted with a bowler in whites and cap releasing a bowl towards the jack. The jack is not shown because it is miles away. Has one foot on the mat, more or less the correct stance and the bowl is true unless it is one of those crafty unbalanced ones.
Description: For the paranoid conspiracist in your life - a humorous tin foil hat. This design will ward off ESP attacks, telepathy and control of thoughts by the Deep State. Hat uses satellite detectors and radio transmitting devices plus sound removing headphones to prevent incoming data. Not entirely guaranteed but good enough.
Description: Clown World celebrates living in a circus where everything is back to front and upside down. The louder the music, the faster the carousel spins, the more they lie. The clowns are in charge and we must bow down obediently. Features wording plus clown face and globe in hand drawn satire.
