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From Richard III. Shakespeare certainly had a way with words, especially when it came to insulting people. Wear the insult with pride.

With all their rules of acquisition, these shrewd aliens can't ever be trusted. Watch your gold-pressed latinum in their presence.

Look... he's smiling. Well as much as a god should smile anyway. Okay, so he's frowning. This is a special emoticon. We like to call it an A-Moticon.

Yes, this Supreme Elder-God is looking for some recognition. So, hold up that sign proudly and show him the adoration he deserves.

He may be cute now, but wait until he grows up.

Watch out for dragons crossing the road. This is more for your safety than theirs.

All I can say to this one is... damn right.

He may be a nightmare, but you can outrun him... maybe. At least give it a shot! You don't need to have claw marks on your back when you wake up.

Everyone knows that when the game master (or dungeon master) picks up the dice, that it is time to look out... something bad is coming.

If only there were warning signs when you played the game. Unfortunately, nothing can prepare you for rolling a 1.

Ring Wraiths won't stop until they get what they want. So, pretend like you're holding "the precious" and run like hell!!!

It's Friday. It's the 13th of the month. Some weirdo in a hockey mask is running after you. He has a machete. Yes, it's time to run!!!!

Backstabbing, underhandedness, trickery--these are the ideals of your classic rogue character. So, it's no wonder they like to "do it from behind."

As Teri Hatcher said in that episode of Seinfeld, "They're real, and they're spectacular." And if you've ever rolled a pair of 20s in your life, you would agree at how spectacular that actually is.

No matter what, once someone rolls that one on that dice, the entire game goes from fun to hellish. The easy solution... just don't roll a one!

If you don't get this reference... shame on you! If you do... then you must have this for your very own! No... no other option. You need to have it.

If you don't know this reference... shame on you! If you do... then you have to have it!

Damn right I do! And you know someone else you does too!

That silly chicken. It thought we were trying to spell something else.

Say a prayer like this for a teacher every morning. It is necessary to insure the sanity of those who work with kids all day long.

Damn right! Teachers are rock stars! If you don't believe it, just go and ask a teacher!

Come on, tell everyone how you really feel about social media.

Some days you just don't want to get out of bed, but you do it anyway. This will announce to everyone that you just don't want to be bothered.

Everyone remembers these books as a child, and our frustrations when we thought we'd finally located Waldo but quickly discovered it was really Odlaw! Now, I say, let's bow down to the champ. He truly is the best hide and seek player I've ever known.

Now you can number your bridesmaids like a certain cat did in a classic children's story. Perfect for a bachelorette party, or for just hanging out with the bride. Make an awesome gift for any of the bride's entourage for the wedding. Look for the other bridesmaid shirts.

Now you can number your bridesmaids like a certain cat did in a classic children's story. Perfect for a bachelorette party, or for just hanging out with the bride. Make an awesome gift for any of the bride's entourage for the wedding. Look for the other bridesmaid shirts.

Now you can number your bridesmaids like a certain cat did in a classic children's story. Perfect for a bachelorette party, or for just hanging out with the bride. Make an awesome gift for any of the bride's entourage for the wedding. Look for the other bridesmaid shirts.

Now you can number your bridesmaids like a certain cat did in a classic children's story. Perfect for a bachelorette party, or for just hanging out with the bride. Make an awesome gift for any of the bride's entourage for the wedding. Look for the other bridesmaid shirts.

You know that you still sing the song when no one's listening. Go on, sing it now. I won't judge.

No, we aren't talking about the cute red-head from Rugrats. We are talking about the possessed doll who never seems to die! If you see this "Good Guy", your best bet is to run!

There's just none. No crying... ever! So matter what, keep those tears inside. No! I dont care if you were just hit in the head by a 100mph pitch. There's no crying!!! Stop it!!!

An elite force of warriors operating with one goal: stop the Dark Side. Jedi Joe: A Real Galactic Hero.

In the hot desert, sometimes a little music can take all our worries away. Just be on the alert, this place is still a wretched hive.

The funny thoughts that come into our heads when we're just a little higher that we should be.

The best curse ever!

See? With this shirt, you won't even have to ask. Just display your chest and point.