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Some guys can handle it, others can't.

Pot is bad for everyone... especially crabs.

Just think of how happy you could be if you didn't care about anything.

Ever wonder what Ms. Mona Lisa was thinking? Now you do.

Ever see someone smiling and just knew they were up to something? This shirt is for them.

Just be careful when you're in Sparta. This might happen to you.

Yes. Have mercy.

We've all imagined ourselves as a superhero. Only a few of us ever get to realize that dream. Quailman is one such character. Jumping off the page and replacing another famous icon on this cover, Quailman fights for truth, justice and Porkchop.

Only one being would dare call himself this. Is it you?

There's only one thing to say about this. Be Excellent To Each Other, and Party on Dudes! Okay, so there were two things.

The perfect tropical shirt for one and all. Get two, just to have a set!

Tell me this isn't true. Just tell me. Go ahead.

Tell me this isn't true. Just tell me. Go ahead.

The phrase "Off with their heads" takes on a whole new meaning when your last name is MacLeod. Use caution.

Perfect advice from the bard himself. Always be true to yourself, no matter what.

Life is a wonderful thing, for without life we would not be here. Would you?

Ahh... college... those four, or five, or eight years of your life that you really get to let loose... even if you never set foot on campus.

Some people are just accident prone... and then there are others that are just so screwed up they're like a trainwreck. This shirt is for them.

Simple words that almost started a war. Maybe we should all play a little Global Thermonuclear War. Or just stick with Tic-Tac-Toe

If the roles were reversed. Made for a book of humorous rpg-themed cartoons in conjunction with the artist Kodaris (https://www.deviantart.com/kodaris).

You can never really trust people can you? Especially when you're traveling with an NPC.

From Measure for Measure. Shakespeare's quotes resonate as much today as when he wrote them. Wear them proudly.

Shakespeare knew how to turn a phrase, and this is no exception.

Love is compared to many things in Shakespeare's plays, but here is a perfect quote comparing it to music.

Don't just blindly go wandering into a dungeon. Bring that fire extinguisher, or this may happen to you.

Great advice from the bard! Shakespeare really knew how to turn a phrase.

There are just some things in a tabletop rpg we shouldn't have to roll for.

Quoting Shakespeare is fun, especially when the quotes are a poignant as this one. Great for any artist in your life.

From The Tempest. Another of Shakespeare's great quotes that helps to see the direness of a situation.

With all their rules of acquisition, these shrewd aliens can't ever be trusted. Watch your gold-pressed latinum in their presence.

Look... he's smiling. Well as much as a god should smile anyway. Okay, so he's frowning. This is a special emoticon. We like to call it an A-Moticon.

Yes, this Supreme Elder-God is looking for some recognition. So, hold up that sign proudly and show him the adoration he deserves.

He may be cute now, but wait until he grows up.

Watch out for dragons crossing the road. This is more for your safety than theirs.

All I can say to this one is... damn right.

Everyone knows that when the game master (or dungeon master) picks up the dice, that it is time to look out... something bad is coming.