Perfect Uni-Tee

When you have to go, you have to go--peasants be damned! Made for a book of humorous rpg-themed cartoons in conjunction with the artist Kodaris (https://www.deviantart.com/kodaris).

Sometimes the strangest things happen when you roll for a critical miss. Boy does that guy want his pants back. Made for a book of humorous rpg-themed cartoons in conjunction with the artist Kodaris (https://www.deviantart.com/kodaris).

Yes, you can imagine anything. Let's just say, there are certain things that go a bit too far.

It's amazing how things sometimes sound alike. But hey, if he doesn't want her........ Made for a book of humorous rpg-themed cartoons in conjunction with the artist Kodaris (https://www.deviantart.com/kodaris).

Well... that's one way not to be turned to stone by a gorgan. Now maybe he can stop staring and actually kill it. Made for a book of humorous rpg-themed cartoons in conjunction with the artist Kodaris (https://www.deviantart.com/kodaris).

Wow... what a way to call a person ugly. Another great Shakespearean quote.

It would be amazing if every man would beat some people... wouldn't it? Another great Shakespearean quote

Why would one want to infect their hands?? It's just not worth it.

Even transforming robots need a little playtime growing up.

What's your race? Who do you want to be?

Isn't it strange the different between male and female outfits in these role-playing games? How is that armor supposed to protect a woman... especially in the harsh elements. I suppose they just need to get used to it. Made for a book of humorous rpg-themed cartoons in conjunction with the artist Kodaris (https://www.deviantart.com/kodaris).

Who says that everyone who plays Dungeons and Dragons was smart. Sometimes players do some really dimwitted things.

Sometimes rolling a 1 can be very dangerous to your health.

When you need to deal with that xenomorph problem, freezing it in carbonite is the way to go.

Yes. Big... big bada boom. That's what happens when you skydive into the top of a taxi cab.

They're only in town one more night, so catch your favorite Bith band while you can. Remember: No Droids Admitted.

Yup... picked a lock... rolled a 1... caused a spark... house caught fire.

Ever been waiting a really long time for a table at a restaurant? You just want to go and eat, but the host refuses to seat you?

You can't travel unless you have your proper multipass. Just watch out for those guys from Zorg.

A little frog, and a banjo. What more do you need to hear some really great music? Check out the world tour, straight from the swamp.

Only in town one night. You know you need to see this insane band. They will literally bring the house down.

Yes, the Wyld Stallyns are going on tour with their first stop being San Dimas, California!

Yeah... we've had players that have done this.

He's a real one. Sitting there. Making plans. Maybe you can be one too.

One of the great classics. How can you turn away from this one?

Face it. When you've played, you've always wanted to do this. Made for a book of humorous rpg-themed cartoons in conjunction with the artist Kodaris (https://www.deviantart.com/kodaris).

If you ever have to legally change your name, consider this one. It's much better than say "Crap Bag."

Ever try and do something simple, roll a 1, and then lose everything? This guy did.

We all have a player in our group that acts like this. In our group, it was the halfling. Artwork by Kodaris.

Getting up an leaving in the middle of the game. Imagine how that would look in the game itself.

There are a number of different meanings to "raise the dead".

There are seven basic erogenous zones. Most guys usually park at the seventh and go to town. Sometimes that's not a bad thing.

This is the perfect label for people who don't raise their voice. It will help out others so they don't end up wearing a puffy pirate shirt.

A simple hop over a small hole... don't roll a 1.

You know that a nurse sees so many naked people. They probably have seen as many body parts as this.

But I bet you already knew that.