Description: Officially canceled high-heels in favor of ultimate coziness! This retro 1970s badge design features a stack of colorful sweatpants and slippers, set in deep teal and warm ivory tones. A witty and stylish piece celebrating those who have traded the runway for a cozy sweatpants era.
Description: Kicked the minimalist aesthetic and embraced cozy maximalism! This 1970s-inspired circular badge design pairs a simple chair with messy stacks of books and coffee mugs, framed in mustard yellow and deep teal. Witty and charming for anyone who traded spark-joy for comfortable clutter.
Description: Handing over the clipboard of life's heavy responsibilities! This 1970s retro badge design features flying papers escaping a clipboard set in olive green and warm yellow. The ultimate graphic for former "responsible adults" who are officially passing the torch and enjoying some freedom.
Description: Unsubscribing from 24/7 hustle culture and expert-level adulting! This retro 1970s badge graphic pairs a low-battery coffee mug charging on a palm tree inside a burnt orange and sky blue frame. The perfect funny statement tee for former adulting experts currently on sabbatical.
Description: Lowering the curtain on performance anxiety and embracing the quiet life! This 1970s vintage badge design features a resting microphone inside a terracotta red and sky blue frame. A hilarious nod for former performers who now prefer a calm, quiet, and drama-free life off-stage.
Description: Tilting the halo and finally having a little fun! This 1970s vintage badge design features a crooked halo resting on old school books inside a warm yellow and olive green frame. A witty and relatable piece celebrating those who are happily recovering from being the "perfect child."
Description: Official certification for minds that wander to the weirdest places! This 1970s retro badge design features a vintage lightbulb filled with abstract colorful thought confetti framed in deep teal and warm yellow. The ultimate relatable aesthetic for proud daydreamers and creative spirits.
Description: Hard pants are officially canceled! This 1970s vintage badge graphic features plush slippers and a floor pillow inside a mustard yellow and terracotta red frame. A hilarious badge for anyone who prioritizes elastic waistbands and maximum comfort above all else.
Certified Comfort Seeker Sweatpants Over Everything Retro Badge T-Shirt
$17 $24
Description: Officially holding a doctorate in staying inside and wrapping up like a burrito! This 1970s-inspired circular badge pairs a sweater-wrapped mug with deep teal and warm ivory tones. The ultimate cute and cozy design for dedicated homebodies.Officially holding a doctorate in staying inside and wrapping up like a burrito! This 1970s-inspired circular badge pairs a sweater-wrapped mug with deep teal and warm ivory tones. The ultimate cute and cozy design for dedicated homebodies.
Description: Please do not ask about the weekend weather! This 1970s vintage badge design pairs an unhooked telephone with a cozy cup of coffee in olive green and warm yellow. A must-have graphic for introverts who despise awkward elevator small talk.
Certified Small Talk Hater Skip To The Good Part Retro Badge T-Shirt
$17 $24
Description: Unlearning hyper-independence and allowing others to lend a hand! This 1970s-inspired circular badge features a heart-warming pinky promise illustration in mustard yellow and deep teal. Relatable and uplifting for independent souls embracing community.
Recovering Independent One Learning To Accept Help Retro Badge T-Shirt
$17 $24
Description: Officially licensed in over-analyzing every single detail! This retro 1970s badge graphic features a vintage magnifying glass inspecting details inside a sky blue and burnt orange frame. A hilarious badge of honor for self-proclaimed perfectionists.
Certified Perfectionist Criticizing Everything Vintage Badge T-Shirt
$17 $24
Description: Preserving social energy and staying in! This 1970s vintage badge design depicts a butterfly resting comfortably inside a jar set against olive green and warm yellow tones. Perfect for social butterflies in recovery who now prefer quiet nights over crowded rooms.
Recovering Social Butterfly Protecting My Peace Retro Badge T-Shirt
$17 $24
Description: Traded the wild rebel life for a nice houseplant and an early bedtime! This 1970s-style badge graphic transforms a vintage motorcycle helmet into a succulent planter in warm yellow and olive green. A witty piece for former rule breakers who now deeply value their peace and quiet.