mcillustrator

Description: Hole in one!

Description: Hole in one!

Description: Hole in one!

Description: Winter ends, clouds are temporary, but the sun always rises.

Description: I can't take it anymore!

Description: I can't take it anymore!

Description: Ask for Geno! *Please note: this shirt is made to look 'vintage' and purposely has a distressed look in the design.

Description: Back in St. Olaf...

Description: All frogs are wizards, but not all wizards are frogs.

Description: The answers are all right there.

Description: You are what you eat!

Description: It's all about perspective.

Description: The quote is from Roman Holiday, the image is from Funny Face, the sentiment is from Audrey Hepburn.

Description: It me.

Description: Protect Our Coast NJ! Save the whales, dolphins, and other sea creatures! Stop offshore wind!

Description: The handlebars are high so you can carry a surfboard.

Description: Why do the gulls attack? I was trying to enjoy an outdoor snack. *Please note: this shirt is made to look 'vintage' and purposely has a distressed look in the design.

Description: Crabs have an “exoskeleton” made of chitin. It protects their soft tissue.

Description: This is not an anti-egret shirt... or is it?

Description: It’s so cold outside it hurts.

Description: “There are three ways to ultimate success: The first way is to be kind. The second way is to be kind. The third way is to be kind”

Description: Not now, not ever!

Description: Not now, not ever!

Description: Stop the steal of our planet.

Description: He'll haunt your hunger.

Description: I gotta give thanks.

Description: Just a turtle, chillin in his beach shack.

Description: Rest In Peace, Catherine

Description: Old school, baby!

Description: Make my day.

Description: Good for your heart.

Description: Pint full o' bub.

Description: Innies for life.

Description: Cobra Show

Description: The Schuylkill River (pronounced Sku-cool if you’re local) runs through Philly and lends its name to an adjacent curvy, narrow, nightmarish expressway. The river is riddled with sewage, microplastics, and opposing sports team fan bodies. It’s a wonder that sardines survive in such a place, but that’s what makes these jawns Philly Strong! Ben Franklin preferred his Schuylkill Sardines in Cheez Whiz right out of the can as he wandered the city looking for trouble.

Description: You can't sit with us!