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The Zzplant -- or Zanzibar gem -- is a low light plant. The dark is where sleep happens, so no wonder it's so tired it can't even say sleepy properly.

Hey man, why not give peace... and fresh air... a chance. I heard that, like, these lily plants are good at oxygenating the air!

Appropriating a polite request from a meme version of the gadsten flag, this snake plant (aka mother in law's tongue) kindly asks that you do not step there. It is worried about its pup!

Cast iron plants grow in dense shade -- that's basically growing in the dark. It's got to be chloromancy (that's plant magic) with cauldrons. Or maybe just a spell... "Cast... IRON!"

A fiddle leaf fig in a barrel planter with the words "Why yes, a 2nd fiddle does sound good!"

From my Rimworld houseplants mod: cast iron plant, cheese plant, devil's ivy, dumbcane, fiddle leaf fig, pancake plant, peace lily, pink quill plant, polka dot plant, snake plant, spider ivy, zzplant

A scattering of various houseplants that do not in any way constitute a plant problem.