Mellowdellow

Description: It's only impossible because you don't believe! You always have to believe in yourself.

Description: Don't look for a knight, look for a sword. It is motivating to think of yourself as the master of your destiny.

Description: Trust in the lard, ideal for butchers, meat preppers, or those who are into eating meat.

Description: I've fallen and I don't want to get up, just a little quote I thought was funny.

Description: Holy crap! Just an exclamation of surprise, and perhaps other emotions along with it.

Description: If you race by yourself, you're always first place, but you're also dead last.

Description: Simply says foot slut, and is meant for those described as such or who identify as just that.

Description: You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, so drink up! A great, funny motivational quote.

Description: Yesterday is gone but today is a gift, that's why they call it the present. A quote from a wise man with a mountain in the background.

Description: Says smile if you eat poop and is a little crappy joke of mine that is sure to get a lough or two.

Description: Just says "not cool Judas" -Jesus and is to draw light on Judas's betrayal of Jesus Christ.

Description: The less you expect, the less you're disappointed! Just a good attitude to have for your life.

Description: Don't look for a knight, look for a sword. A sword will help you slay your enemies.

Description: This says it's all ogre now, and is a quote from one of my favorite copypasta stories.

Description: This simply says peace, love unity and respect, also know by many in the rave and dance scene as PLUR.

Description: Rather than do what makes you happy, do what makes you money.

Description: If you race by yourself, you're always first place, but you're also dead last every time.

Description: This simply says bow to your goddess and would be great for the BDSM community.

Description: If you wait for the waiter, aren't you the waiter? Just a little joke that I thought was funny.

Description: Just says holy crap and is meant to be funny at least to some extent.

Description: Oh my dad! From Jesus himself. I'm not sure if anyone will ever like this one.

Description: Beer makes me happy, but you, not so much. Ideal for those who love their alcohol!

Description: Cup holders are just cups for cups! Did you ever think about that? I did.

Description: If time is money, then ATMs are time machines. Here's to hoping you have plenty of both.

Description: I'm so gay that I blast rainbows out of my butt! This is perfect for being not so subtle about your pride!

Description: This says do what makes you happy, unless murder makes you happy..please don't do that.

Description: It's only impossible because you don't believe! All you need to do is believe in yourself.

Description: Only cool kids speak pig latin! If you ever spoke pig latin in school, then you're part of the club.

Description: This says "follow the heart, not the rules" and is great life advice that I have personally followed.

Description: Music is just audible feelings! Everyone speaks the language of music.

Description: There is no such thing as perfection, only progress. Remember that and you'll do fine.

Description: Has a graphic of a cat face and says smile if you eat poop! Ideal for a joke.

Description: This says smile if you're ugly, and is great as a practical joke! Features a cute little smiley face.

Description: This says "ambitiously lazy" and has a graphic of a camel on it, meant for those who are just that.

Description: This says I love feet and has a graphic of a couple of hearts on it just for added visual effect.

Description: This just says "foot slut" and is kind of a kinky thing that is sure to make people laugh, or signal your love for feet.