MightTs

Description: I want a pretzel.

Description: Aren't we all?

Description: Jesus died for our sins.

Description: Why don't you have a +5 dagger?

Description: Yum!

Description: Which is your favorite?

Description: Obviously

Description: Get out there, and do something.

Description: How are you?

Description: But you knew that already.

Description: evidently.

Description: ..in the Navy, apparently

Description: Do you believe?

Description: Who started that anyway? So weird.

Description: The party is in my head.

Description: Do you like hugs?

Description: If you can read this, you probably need glasses.

Description: This is how they see you.

Description: I seen it with my own three eyes!

Description: ...they stinky!

Description: I think so...

Description: It's an eyeball, with my name in it.

Description: Did you know that?

Description: Modern day caltrop.

Description: Them kids!

Description: You might not want to stand there.

Description: Who needs 'em?

Description: Probably not.

Description: I was in this lane first!

Description: Those lights are bright!

Description: What are you waiting for?

Description: Could you drive any slower?

Description: Who gave them a license?

Description: You're yelling, but they can't hear you.

Description: Wipe your nose.

Description: Not quite good enough