Mike Votava

Are you a taco inspector?

You are either a taco inspector or you're not.

Tacos are good and you know it.

Admin it. You carried a watermelon.

Nobody can carry a watermelon the way Baby can carry a watermelon.

Nobody can carry a watermelon the way Baby carries a watermelon.

I hope you Padma good night!

If you're unhappy and you know it, wear this shirt.

If you're happy and you know it, buy this shirt.

Where this shirt only if you enjoy hardcore pizza.

Show everyone you know who the best around is.

Because sometimes you just need stuff that says fuck on them.

It's baby with a duck's head sitting in a wagon. What more could you ask for>

We can all agree that your wardrobe could use a little more ding dong action.

Biotronik pizza is the best pizza in town.

Oh yeah. Tacos and Chill. All night long, baby!

Oh yeah. Tacos and chill. All night long.

Pizza. Inspect. Repeat.

Before you do anything, ask yourself "what would Swayze do?"

If you like inspecting hot dogs, then you will love this hot dog inspector shirt.

If you wear this shirt you will automatically become one sexy magical beast.

Because pizza...

Pacman has been unafraid of ghosts since 1980.

Do you like sandwiches? I bet you do.

Ain't no party like a TIE Fighter party 'cuz a TIE Fighter party don't stop.

Rum ham is your new favorite destination spot. Inspired by the hit television show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Where this shirt and stick it to people's Moms. This is quite possibly the greatest dis of all time. Perfect for Napoleon Dynamite fans.

"Durrrrrr. I'm Andy. Doyeeeee. Durrrrr," said Andy.

Sometimes I wish that I was not a fish...

Show the world who your favorite rock band is with this kickass Mike Votava & The Ding Dongs shirt.

Show your love for one of the crappiest baseball teams around! If you are a Marinerd, you will love this!

Show the world how you REALLY feel about cake.

Words to live by.

We all know what you are. You're a ding dong. You might as well make it official.

What do you think the best angles are?