Phone Cases
Description: A rainbow where every color name is wearing the wrong color, framed by the words contextual perception. Red is violet, orange is indigo, yellow is blue, blue is yellow, indigo is orange, violet is red. Green is just green. A weird thoughtful design for art teachers, designers, color theory nerds, philosophy types, and anyone who knows the wrongness is in the looking. Looks best on dark or medium shirts.
Description: A herd of dusted rhinos passed out on the couch dreaming of the pink rhino down below. Funny weird cartoon design for anyone who has ever been a little too far gone, party animals, drinking buddies, and people who appreciate seeing pink rhinos instead of the usual elephants. Looks best on light shirts. A great gag gift for your most dusted friend.
Description: A glorious can of beans with rays of light, because sometimes a shirt is just about beans. Funny minimalist design for bean enthusiasts, vegetarians, foodies, and anyone with a weird sense of humor. Looks great on light and earth-tone shirts. The perfect gift for the person in your life who really, genuinely, loves beans.
Description: Hand-illustrated toucan perched on a mossy jungle branch surrounded by monstera leaves, ferns, and tropical berries. A vivid rainforest design for bird lovers, birdwatchers, nature enthusiasts, and anyone drawn to the tropics. The colorful rainbow beak pops against light shirts. Great for tropical vacations, nature gifts, and jungle-themed wardrobes.
Description: Hand-illustrated mother hen and her baby chicks in a wildflower meadow with clover, daisies, and wild strawberries. A cozy folk art design for the chicken mom who loves her flock, backyard chicken keepers, and homesteaders. Looks best on light shirts. Sweet Mother's Day gift for anyone raising a feathery family.
Description: A northern pike rendered as a vintage natural history plate, with the common name in classical serif and Esox lucius italicized below in proper scientific convention. Detailed olive-green spotted body, classic museum specimen treatment. For anglers, fly fishermen, ichthyologists, biology teachers, and anyone who likes their fish art with a little Latin attached. Looks best on light shirts.
Description: Two vintage microscopes mirrored back to back, eyepiece to eyepiece, in detailed black engraving style. The symmetry turns a plain scientific instrument into something stranger, almost a face or a coat of arms. For scientists, lab nerds, biology teachers, microbiologists, and anyone with a soft spot for old scientific apparatus. Looks sharp on white, cream, or any light shirt.
Description: I fish therefore I have stories. The fisherman creed in vintage patch form, with a leaping bass, anchor, compass, and the universal truth that the biggest one always gets away. For anglers, bass fishermen, weekend warriors, dads with tackle boxes, and anyone who has ever exaggerated the size of a fish.
Description: Pura vida. The Costa Rican phrase that means pure life and basically everything good. A hand-drawn tropical scene with palm trees, hibiscus, toucans, surfers, and a sunset over the volcano. For Costa Rica travelers, surfers, expats, yoga retreat returnees, and anyone who left their heart on a beach somewhere. Looks great on light shirts.
Description: Imagine me happy. The closing line of Camus and the whole point of the boulder. A simple drawing of Sisyphus pushing his rock up the hill, content because the climb is the meaning. For philosophy readers, absurdists, Camus fans, and anyone who has ever made peace with their own boulder. Looks best on light shirts.
Description: Just happy to have a job. Said with a smile, meant with a sigh. A modern Sisyphus pushing his boulder up the hill, except the boulder is a job and the hill is Monday through Friday. For office workers, retail crews, the perpetually overworked, and anyone whose workplace catchphrase is also a cry for help. Looks best on light shirts.
Description: A scrappy cowboy Rooster with both six-shooters drawn, glaring you down under the brim of his hat. For anyone who's ever been called chicken and ready to prove otherwise. Great gift for country folks, western fans, farmers, and anyone with a sense of humor about barnyard attitude. Looks best on light colored shirts so the western title text reads clearly.
Description: A small realistic vintage bumblebee sitting right on the back shoulder of the shirt. Looks so real strangers will try to brush it off the wearer. The perfect low-key prank shirt. Great gift for the gardener, the beekeeper, the cottagecore friend, or anyone who enjoys making people do a double take. Looks best on light shirts.
Description: A small realistic vintage fly on the chest and a big one on the back. Looks so real people will instinctively try to swat it. The ultimate fly prank shirt. Great gag gift for the class clown, the office prankster, and anyone who enjoys watching strangers reach for them all day. Looks best on light shirts.
Description: Just a fly. A big detailed vintage fly illustration printed on the back of the shirt. No joke setup, no punchline, just a fly. For the weirdcore kid, the entomology nerd, the absurdist humor fan, and anyone who wants to startle the person walking behind them. Looks best on light shirts.
Description: A vintage natural history illustration of the giant peacock moth, Saturnia pyri, with four pink and gold ringed eyespots across the wings. Presented as a museum plate with Latin binomial. Great gift for entomologists, naturalists, dark academia fans, cottagecore types, and anyone who loves vintage scientific illustration. Looks best on light shirts.
Description: A weary vintage gent reading a giant book that just says side quest on it. For the over-it gamer, the millennial whose errand turned into a three-hour ordeal, and anyone whose life keeps throwing unscheduled nonsense at them. Great gift for RPG fans, dads, and the chronically distracted. Looks best on light shirts.
Description: A bold vintage crown with slay in big yellow letters underneath. Perfect for the queen in your friend group, the drag fan, or anyone whose personality is just slay. Great birthday gift for the girly pop in your life. Looks best on medium and light shirts like heather gray, pink, or sage.
