Description: "PEOPLE ARE STRANGE" — and thank god for that, or life would be a snoozefest. This retro 70s-style tee is your passive-aggressive way of saying “stay weird, just not near me.” Funky fonts, groovy vibes, and a splash of sarcasm make it perfect for introverts, oddballs, and people-watchers with style. Warning: may attract strange people (but hey, that’s on you).
Description: Sweet, innocent, and absolutely not sorry. This tee turns the classic "I ♥" cliché into a sass-loaded power statement. "I ♥ Making Boys Cry" is bold, cheeky, and just toxic enough to wear to brunch. Rock it like heartbreak is your cardio. Perfect for girls who ghost, block, and never text back — and look amazing doing it.
Description: Sweet, innocent, and absolutely not sorry. This tee turns the classic "I ♥" cliché into a sass-loaded power statement. "I ♥ Making Boys Cry" is bold, cheeky, and just toxic enough to wear to brunch. Rock it like heartbreak is your cardio. Perfect for girls who ghost, block, and never text back — and look amazing doing it.
Description: Because nothing says “laid-back island vibes” like pretending you run a fake surf shop from the 80s. This "Aloha – State of Shine – Shop Hawaii Summer" tee is all about that sun-soaked sarcasm, featuring cracked retro lettering, faded palms, and just enough fake branding to confuse tourists and impress locals. Perfect for faking tan lines and dodging responsibilities.
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Description: Two hearts, a pink background, and that delicate gothic “Savage” font — because why shouldn’t your attitude clash perfectly with your aesthetic? This tee screams “I’ll ruin your life with a smile” in the most adorable way. Cute? Sure. Soft? Absolutely not. Wear it when you want to look like you give hugs, but probably don’t.
Description: Who says being a misfit has to be dark, angry, or covered in skulls? This "Misfit" tee turns things on its head with stylish typography, a bold pink background, and just enough attitude to send cheerleaders into a tizzy. It's for rebels, brunch-enjoying outsiders, and pastel-loving punks. Equal parts classy and mean. Call it glam rebellion, or just call it your new favorite tee.
Description: She’s barely born, and he’s already wrapped around her tiny pinky. This “GIRL DAD – EST. 2025” tee in distressed pink letters is the official uniform for the man who's about to learn how to braid hair, cry at dance recitals, and become fluent in glitter. Funny, bold, and proudly dad AF.
Description: Skate crew goals: one dog, one backwards-cap bird, one board, zero limits. This cartoon-style tee serves up tail-wagging chaos and full-send feathers in every ride. Whether you skate or just vibe, this shirt is for the legends who believe in style over species. Warning: may attract squirrels and compliments.
Description: Retro tan lines and rich vacation energy in one tee. Our vintage-style Palm Beach shirt screams sun, sin, and sandy cocktails. It’s giving “trust fund kid who never worked a day” with just the right amount of faded charm. Rock it like you just stepped out of a ‘70s postcard—or someone's yacht. Either way, SPF optional.
Description: Tired of this national circus? This bold, sarcastic political tee says it loud: “Don’t Look At Me, I Voted for Her.” Whether you’re sipping coffee or rage-scrolling through the news, this shirt lets everyone know you didn’t cosign this mess. Perfect for passive-aggressive brunches, awkward family dinners, and every time someone complains about the government like you’re responsible. Let the blame slide right off your (fabulous) shoulders.
Description: Tired of this national circus? This bold, sarcastic political tee says it loud: “Don’t Look At Me, I Voted for Her.” Whether you’re sipping coffee or rage-scrolling through the news, this shirt lets everyone know you didn’t cosign this mess. Perfect for passive-aggressive brunches, awkward family dinners, and every time someone complains about the government like you’re responsible. Let the blame slide right off your (fabulous) shoulders.
Description: Peace, love… and protect the damn dolls. This retro stunner screams 70s realness with bold, colorful letters straight from a groovy fever dream. Whether you're saving the world or just saving face, “PROTECT THE DOLLS” is the unapologetic rally cry for the fabulous, fragile, and fierce. Warning: may attract glitter, sass, and unsolicited compliments.
Description: Who needs dating apps when you're literally a mythical catch? This retro-style tee features Bigfoot himself proudly declaring, “A GUY LIKE ME IS HARD TO FIND.” Whether you're elusive, misunderstood, or just sick of basic dudes, this shirt’s got the hairy truth covered. Bold, funny, and just the right amount of cryptid-level cocky.
Description: American actress. Known for her 1980s series, Knight Rider, where she played Bonnie Barstow, KITT's mechanic, during the first season and from the third season until the series finale. Patricia appeared in several other hit series throughout her career. Currently, McPherson is an active campaigner to preserve wildlife and forests, especially those in Southern California.
Description: The revolution just got a rhinestone upgrade. This hilarious mashup tee swaps the classic rebel Che silhouette with the face of Cher, giving guerrilla chic a whole new diva twist. Below? The iconic, sarcastic question in Spanish: “¿Crees en la vida después del amor?” Viva la camp, baby.
8647 T-Shirt
$24
8647 T-Shirt
$24
Description: Because nothing says ‘Merica like George Washington rockin’ shades with American flag lenses and proudly declaring: “MY FARTS SMELL LIKE FREEDOM.” This tee is the loud, proud, and slightly offensive salute to liberty your closet’s been begging for. Revolutionary? Absolutely. Classy? Hell no.
Description: Legends surf. Icons shred. But only one is the actual GOAT—literally. This bold Surfing Goat tee is for the beast who drops into life headfirst, horns out. Channel peak confidence, endless summer vibes, and prove once and for all: you're not a surfer, you're THE GOAT of the surf.
Description: Legends surf. Icons shred. But only one is the actual GOAT—literally. This bold Surfing Goat tee is for the beast who drops into life headfirst, horns out. Channel peak confidence, endless summer vibes, and prove once and for all: you're not a surfer, you're THE GOAT of the surf.
