Squirrels know more than any creature how much energy it takes to simply survive in this world. You must also understand this need, for you are here. Let this small creature fuel your addiction to caffeine.
There is nothing more terrifying than becoming a parent, and this guy knows that the hard way. May his terror guide you to believe in yourself more. At least you're not going to be a penguin dad.
This small boy loves pizza. You should love pizza. I mean, I assume you do because you're here, but hey, I'm not telling you what to do with your life.
This pug sometimes needs to be reminded that he is loved. You need to be reminded too. But sometimes you just want to be sad, so why not be sad with this cute boi? Also, he just might want to steal your hamburger, no biggy. Yu should give it to him. Help a bro out.
Do you struggle with being motivated? Do you sometimes need to feel as though your life is threatened to get you moving? Here, the aggressive encouragement duck is on your side to kick your butt if you don't motivate.