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Alan Partridge in full last-minute zombie costume. He was bored.

Jack O'Lantern Moods (white-out for dark shirts)

Jack O'Lantern Moods

Horror Tree Beast

Horror Werewolf

Horror Clown

Scarecrow Horror

Halloween Candy Corn Ring

Halloween – open only if you dare!

Illustrated festive Clark Griswold - variant three – illustration only.

Tentacles! Aaaargh!!!

Tentacles! Aaaargh!!!

Tentacles! Aaaargh!!!

Tentacles! Aaaargh!!!

Tentacles! Aaaargh!!!

Tentacles! Aaaargh!!!

Tentacles! Aaaargh!!!

Tentacles! Aaaaaaargh!!!

Ghostbusters quote – this is why we don't cross the streams :) "Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light."

Ghostbusters quote – this is why we don't cross the streams :) "Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light."

Raptors! They show extraordinary intelligence, even problem-solving intelligence. Especially the big one. We bred eight originally, but when she came in she took over the pride and killed all but two of the others. That one ... when she looks at you, you can see she's working things out …

Category III is the rating given to a slew of notoriously violent, gory and depraved movies that came out of Hong Kong in the 80s and 90s ... According to the Hong Kong motion picture rating system introduced in 1988, the restriction applicable to Category III films is defined as: "No persons younger than 18 years of age are permitted to rent, purchase, or watch this film in the cinema."

Category III is the rating given to a slew of notoriously violent, gory and depraved movies that came out of Hong Kong in the 80s and 90s ... According to the Hong Kong motion picture rating system introduced in 1988, the restriction applicable to Category III films is defined as: "No persons younger than 18 years of age are permitted to rent, purchase, or watch this film in the cinema."

When there's no more room in Hell … the Dead will walk the Earth!

When there's no more room in Hell … the Dead will walk the Earth!

A sci-fi take on the famous I♥︎NY logo.

DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND! NOW AVAILABLE NOT ON THE FRONT! Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?

What do you think of the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre? I'll be honest – I'm dead against it. I mean, people forget that traders need access to Dixons. They do say it'll help people in wheelchairs.

What do you think of the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre? I'll be honest – I'm dead against it. I mean, people forget that traders need access to Dixons. They do say it'll help people in wheelchairs.

An original comic book-style vector illustration of Ash from 'The Evil Dead' (1981).

Comic book-style artwork showing Clint Eastwood's classic 'spaghetti western' character, the Man with No Name, reimagined as a head-grafted cyborg welded to a female chassis. From the future. It might look like Arizona, but it's probably some alien planet somewhere at the far side of the galaxy.

A COVID-19 take on everyone's favourite TV nerd.

'Hilarious' 1970s logo parody featuring a spaniel dressed as the Fourth Doctor, including fetching perm-style wig and drooling over the Tom Baker-era sonic screwdriver. Ideal for lovers of both Doctor Who AND dogs.

Celebrate the weekend with a killing spree around Camp Crystal Lake with fun-loving local weirdo and some-time ghoul Jason Voorhees.

Cut 'n' paste of classic Doctor Who logos (and one POLICE BOX sign) from the 80s.

I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you.