nordacious

Description: If the apocalypse comes, beep me.

Description: Thanks god *someone* is thinking

Description: Lady of the house speaking!

Description: Let me run this up your flagpole...

Description: I suppose it's the curse of being a devastatingly beautiful woman

Description: You're old, you sag, get over it!

Description: You're a dutch seawall, Kim!

Description: Ooh, we've got a cranky birthday girl!

Description: Yes, I can be a bit high maintenance. But I think you've gotta be. And I enjoy it.

Description: ...and ready for variants to collapse x

Description: Laura Tingle's face says it better than anything.

Description: As you can see, I'm melting like a snow cone in Phoenix, dear!

Description: I'm sitting here, completely surrounded by no beer

Description: I'm not crazy...I've just been in a very bad mood for forty years!

Description: Just two southern belles having some old fashion gossip!

Description: Porpoise Spit's finest.

Description: The cheek, the NERVE!

Description: Unleash the beast!

Description: Do be careful, Elizabeth!

Description: That better?

Description: We're over! Burrito!

Description: I own 51% of this company!

Description: Finally found a girl that you couldn't impress.

Description: Fill 'em up!

Description: Jesus, the camera, hurry!

Description: Might go and drown my sorrows in a billabong.

Description: Bye, street!

Description: Turn your eyes to Jesus!

Description: Well, shit.

Description: Malibu Barbie!?

Description: Sit back and ASSESS??

Description: Time to bowl him out.

Description: The man, the myth, the hair.

Description: Chuck it down the pan!

Description: Just don't.

Description: Not ever.