Phil Tessier

For all the helpful and perhaps unhelpful assistants out there. A simple black text design for the words 'technically helping'. Also available in white.

A simple illustration of a submarine exploring the deep blue sea. Thrilling underwater adventures await. Intrepid explorers journey to the depths of the ocean in hopes of discovering hidden treasures.

A simple line drawing of a road stretching off into the horizon, with a mountain range in the distance. On the road again, making music with my friends. Or just simply enjoying outdoor adventures. Road trips also count.

It’s the little firework that could. Positive thinking from this cartoon firework — they’re going to light up the sky and they know it. Illustrated encouragement to keep you smiling.

"Woah! I'm like… a ROCKET, man!" Self realisation of a cartoon firework rocket. Funny firework illustration in yellow and blue, with a pun in big yellow letters.

A cartoon trophy with stars around it, for "first the worst". A funny illustration about being first, from the children's rhyme.

A cartoon trophy with stars around it, for "second the best". A funny illustration about being second, from the children's rhyme.

A cartoon illustration of a Power Levels readout, with the words POWER UP! underneath. Looks good on the side of coffee mugs.

Declare your love for candy canes with this Christmas themed design featuring a cartoon candy cane and the words "I Want Candy".

Run, run, as fast as you can. You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread man! Cartoon illustration of a Gingerbread Man with the words "you can't catch me" underneath.

Would you like to swing on a star? Perhaps you would care to carry moonbeams home in a jar? Vector illustration of an anthropomorphised star, with a star background and the line 'Would you like to swing on a star?', from the song 'Swinging On A Star', written underneath.

You can indeed ring my bell. Get your disco groove on with this 70s inspired funky design.

Baubles to that! A cartoon illustration of some Christmas decorations. Suitable for those a bit more humbug than happy holidays, but still with some Christmas spirit.

A fun Christmas pun about Santa's helper, the Elf, and having a positive mindset. Always believe in your Elf. Merry Christmas.

Sleigh What? Sleigh it ain't so! Snow way! Christmas puns for all occasions, but mostly for Christmas.

A fun Christmas design full of mischief for those possibly on the naughty list. We promise we are definitely up to snow good.

Bah Humbug, because not everyone likes Christmas time. It's not always happy holidays. A perfect design for the loveable Scrooge in your life.

This is as Christmassy as I get — If you’re not into the holiday season, yet need to express some sort of Christmas vibe. A Christmas slogan for people that don’t do Christmas. This is as good as it gets, Merry Christmas.

A merry cartoon Christmas pun involving presents. A fun Christmas joke, I have felt your presents. Merry Christmas.

It is indeed the most wonderful time of the year. If you're a big fan of the Holiday Season. Spread good Christmas cheer with this festive design.

A cryptic Christmas Noel featuring The Christmas Alphabet. A Christmas typography joke. Merry Christmas.

It's snow joke out there. Cartoon illustration of a snowman with top hat and scarf. A winter design with a good snow joke.

A cartoon Christmas pudding letting you know it's all good in the pud. Christmas jokes for happy holidays. Pudding puns to keep you laughing during the holidays.

Celebrate your love for Christmas puns with this tree-mendous Christmas tree design.

Fan art inspired by the Cartoon Network show Adventure Time. Specifically the episode Card Wars, where Finn and Jake play a table top card game.

Punk beats and coffee. All you need to get through the day is fast beat and a strong coffee. Punk rock and caffeine, and you're good to go. Gift idea for the punk drummer that loves coffee.

Funk beats and coffee. All you need to get through the day is a funky groove and a strong coffee. Funk and caffeine, and you're good to go. Gift idea for the funk drummer that loves coffee.

Blast beats and coffee. All you need to get through the day is heavy metal and a strong coffee. Thrash metal and caffeine, and you're good to go. Gift idea for the metal drummer that loves coffee.

The Funkyish drummer. Groovy drummer gift ideas for the funky drummer. Give the drummer some with this slogan design. Funky drum beats only.

Can we give the drummer some? yes, yes we can. Black and white slogan design stating "give the drummer some". Funky drummer typography, ideal drummer gift.

The essentials for making noise on a drum kit — snare drum, bass drum, hi hats, rack tom, floor tom, ride cymbal, crash cymbal. Ideal drummer gift. List of drum kit parts, 4-piece drum set.

So, turns out, it is in fact, at the time of writing, amateur hour. Who knew? Display your true feelings with this funny, black and white, one liner. Typography that confirms it IS amateur hour.

A simple request: Please could you not. Minimal typography to convey an important message. A single sentence in white text. A slogan that's not a question.

And now it's time for a break down. Single sentence typography. Music quote in a serif font.

Nobody's perfect, everyone makes mistakes. Owning up to them and taking responsibility is important. Also, if you can have a laugh at yourself along the way, all the better. Now don't do it again.

Simple black and white typography to convey a simple message. Maybe. But not today.