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Description: BREATHE DEEP MELANIN DRIP

Description: It's basically free GIRL MATH

Description: EXPECT THEM

Description: BE NICE TO ME OR I'LL CRY!

Description: THE BOOBS ARE REAL THE SMILE IS FAKE

Description: I THROW ROCKS AT HOUSES

Description: LOST MY WIFE AND A GIRLFRIEND SOMEWHERE ALONG THE WAY

Description: ONE MORE INCONVENIENCE & I'M BITING ANKLES

Description: PEOPLE WHO MESS WITH MY CAT JUST NEED A PAT ON THE BACK

Description: VALENTINE FAIRY TALES OF LOVE

Description: THEY TOLD ME I WAS DIFFERENT BEST COMPLIMENT EVER

Description: VETERAN IT'S NOT THAT I CAN AND OTHERS CAN'T IT'S THAT I DID AND OTHERS DIDN'T

Description: Pier Pressured into skipping work

Description: I ask for snuggles but all I get are struggles

Description: WELDER USING A HIGHSCHOOL DIPLOMA TO WELD WHAT YOUR COLLEGE DEGREE Screwed up

Description: SHE LOVES ME MORE! SHE LOVES ME MORE!

Description: Me When Men

Description: SORRY I CAN'T I need to feed my Sourdough STARTER

Description: SweaTing IN WEIRD Places

Description: IF YOU CAN'T SUMMON THE FLAMES DIRECTLY , STORE BOUGHT IS FINE

Description: JUST A GIRI WHO LOVES CRIBBAGE

Description: there's no studying without... DYING+ 1+1:00?

Description: I LOVE YOU EVEN WHEN YOU DON'T SHAVE

Description: You can't fix CRAZY All you can do is document it

Description: KRILL OR BE KRILLED

Description: Served with a side of Eye Rolls

Description: IMAGINE BEING SCARED OF DIVERSITY BUT NOT DICTATORSHIP

Description: IS THAT YOU BRO?

Description: I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS SHEET

Description: SPOOKY BUT SWEET HAPPY HALLOWEEN

Description: I WORK OUT JUST KIDDING I LIFT HEAVY

Description: I NEED TO BE RESTORED TO FACTORY SETTINGS

Description: I BIG BACKTIVIES

Description: 30 YEARS OF CATTITUDE

Description: THAT WAS FUN I'M GONNA TAKE 21 HOURS NAP NOW

Description: BREED ME AND LEAVE ME