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Description: ADULTHOOD: WOULD NOT RECOMMEND ZERO STARS

Description: HORSES ARE FARTED ON MORE THAN ANY OTHER ANIMAL

Description: FELL IN LOVE ON THE THIRD CHAPTER

Description: It Would Be A Lot Cooler If You Did

Description: YOU WARM MY COLD DARK HEART

Description: Don't Spot Me I'm Trying to Die

Description: The Ultimate Weapon Is An Educated Mind

Description: Not tonight, I'M BUSY ORGANIZING MY ROCK COLLECTION

Description: ACTIVELY DECOMPOSING

Description: I'm Coming to the Cottage

Description: YOU MUST ACCEPT THE FROG.

Description: I'm a SMART PHONE USER

Description: 99 PROBLEMS BUT A BANK AIN'T ONE

Description: PRONE TO SHENANIGANS AND MALARKEY

Description: 1099 PROBLEMS BUT TAXES AIN'T ONE.

Description: 'are you okey' absolutely not but i'm funny

Description: Oooh... THIS CALLS FOR A SPREADSHEET

Description: LAW SCHOOL I CAME, I SAW, I ANNOTATED

Description: SPEAK UP FOR YOUR SELF

Description: DO NOT CHASE ATTRACT

Description: WHISKEY GOES IN WISDOM COMES OUT

Description: NPC Non Playable Character Press X to Interact

Description: I WENT OUTSIDE ONCE THE GRAPHICS WERE NOT SO GOOD

Description: IF YOU'RE COLD, THEY'RE COLD. BRING THEM INSIDE.

Description: BEING A FUNCTIONAL ADULT EVERY DAY SEEMS A BIT EXCESSIVE!

Description: FIREBALL SOLVES MOST PROBLEMS AND CREATES ENTIRELY NEW ONES

Description: PRESIDENT OF THE ANTI-MORNING CLUB

Description: Ghoulish Programmer Vibes

Description: FOOT TEMPORARY OUT OF SERVICE

Description: A FIGHTER, CLERIC & WIZARD WALK INTO A BAR

Description: I DON'T HAVE A SWEET TOOTH It is a SUGAR FANG

Description: ADULT.EXE Update failed to apply

Description: EARTH WAS A BAD IDEA

Description: NO THANKS I'M FASTING

Description: BIOLOGY The only science where multipliation and division mean the same thing.

Description: your honor, that's crazy