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Description: LIFE RESET PRESS TO RESTORE LIFE SETTINGS

Description: TWAS THE Nizzle BEFORE Christmizzle AND ALL THROUGH THE Hizzle

Description: Drink Drank Drunk Christmas

Description: THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD... WEASELS AND WEASEL SLAPPERS

Description: I'm OK, My Grandma Rubbed an Egg on Me

Description: RESPECT THE LOCAL

Description: Life is just BETTER when I'm Singing

Description: FULL OF HOLES, FULL OF FEELS

Description: YOU CAN SNEAK BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE

Description: NO FISHING TODAY

Description: MY ALLOWANCE IS TOO SMALL

Description: HOW TO SURVIVE A DARK FANTASY NOVEL A HELPFUL GUIDE FOR DOOMED HEROINES

Description: Still Saving Lives While falling Apart

Description: SCARY GOOD NURSING

Description: Dad Man Myth Legend

Description: TURN SETBACKS INTO COMEBACKS

Description: IT'S MY TOLERANCE TO IDIOTS THAT NEEDS WORK

Description: I AM ONE OF THOSE MORNING PEOPLE YOU DON'T LIKE

Description: NOT DISTRACTED, JUST on a SIDE QUEST .

Description: BRAINS ARE AWESOME I WISH YOU HAD ONF

Description: I WANNA SEE MAN WITH FIRE IN HIS EYES

Description: rich people have money wealthy people have time.

Description: Is it too soon to ask for a GAMES CONSOLE?

Description: THE BEST PART OF ME IS MY DARK SIDE

Description: REBELS DON'T ALWAYS RIOT

Description: The Meownatic Order of the Perpetual Rest Pawssum Ad Infinitum

Description: WISHING YOU A WONDERFULLY WEIRD FRIDAYS THE 13th

Description: LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE CAN'T HANDLE BOOS!

Description: EAT YOUR VEGGIE BEFORE THEY EAT YOU

Description: THIS IS MY SCARY NURSE COSTUME

Description: CERTIFIED TRASH BUT LIKE, FANCY TRASH

Description: HAUNT MESS, BUT STILL ON CALL

Description: ONLY THING SCARIER THAN HALLOWEEN IS MY PAST CHOICES IN MEN

Description: OVERTHINKING PROBABLY TOO MUCH FOR A GHOST

Description: Omg I'm like literally dead

Description: not really a social butterfly but if you want a zoned out bat im your girl