plum dagger

Description: THE DEVIL WHISPERED TO ME I'M COMING FOR YOU I WHISPER BACK BRING BEER

Description: I'M FINE, THIS IS FINE Just Having A Meltdown!

Description: WILL TRADE SISTER FOR CHRISTMAS PRESENTS

Description: NORTH POLE CORRECTIONAL. BAIL: DENIED 12-25-25 Caught Smoking the Mistletoe

Description: I Don't Believe In Anything

Description: CAPITALISM MAKES SOCIALISM TAKES

Description: OOPS... WRONG CHIMNEY!

Description: Mom wife work HARD

Description: CAUGHT BREAKING & ENTERING Santa

Description: YOU LOOK LIKE I Need A LONG ISLAND Iced Tea

Description: CERTIFIED NAUGHTY EMPLOYEE HR CAN'T STOP ME

Description: I COULD BE MEANER

Description: WARM WISHES AND WINTER KISSES

Description: ROOTS IN THE GROUND WHERE MY FAM AT?

Description: SANTA'S BEACH HOLIDAY

Description: ABSOLUTE -STUNNER

Description: SANTA'S GPS IS BROKEN

Description: Heaven's Lifts Its Voice in praise

Description: I PEE WHEN I LAUGH

Description: I TURNED THE WI-FI OFF PRODUCTIVITY

Description: EAT THAT KITTY IN THE HIDEAWAY

Description: JOLLY METER BAH HUMBUG HO HO HO

Description: NO MOTIVATIONAL QUOTES FOR TODAY. IF YOU WANT TO QUIT, JUST QUIT.

Description: NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY, I CAN'T Eggscape THE PAIN

Description: HOWDY Cowgirl STAY WILD

Description: MAGIC WORKS ON EVERYTHING EXCEPT MY PROBLEMS

Description: IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU NEED TO GO FIND YOUR OWN CRAPPIE FISHING SPOT

Description: I DON'T HAVE AN INSIDE VOICE!

Description: Oopsies... Time to get FIT!!

Description: WHY YES I AM ON MUSHROOMS

Description: CHEF MODE ON PLEASE DO NOT DISTURB

Description: THE SCIENCE METHOD: 1ST STEP: SCREW AROUND AROUND 2ND STEP: FIND OUT

Description: LESS THINKY MORE DRINKY TYPE POTION HP+15 VALUE 50

Description: WORKERS OVER BILLIONAIRES

Description: PATIENCE RUNNING OUT OF PATIENCE

Description: if (life.gives("bugs")): debug() else: keep_coding()