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Two tickets to the shit show is a funny design that is reflected in your family, co-workers, or friends. Show others you got tickets to the shit-show.

Turns out my kids are exactly like me, well played karma design for those parents who have children that are similar to you.

Turn up your intensity design is the perfect design for anyone who works out at the gym or just wants to encourage their co-workers or friends to turn up the intensity.

Tropical Sunset Sunglasses design that features a sunset inside of a pair of cool sunglasses you would wear on vacation.

I told myself I'd stop drinking but I don't listen to a drunk. Perfect drinking shirt for anyone who has a sense of humor about their addiction to alcohol.

White meat tofu design that says tofu is the other other white meat design if you love eating this soybean based vegetable protein food.

Today's good mood sponsored by beer design for those who are feeling better after doing beer today.

Today is a good day to read design for those who love books and want to read and encourage others to read a good book.

Thou shall not try me design for those who don't want to listen to other peoples opinions or attitudes so know that thou shall not try me.

This year instead of gifts I'm giving everyone my opinions design. Perfect opinion design to wear to family events other events.

This mama loves her boys design for all the mothers who take pride in raising boys along with all the chaos that raising boys brings as a mother or parent.

This is pretty much my final form design for anyone who admits they are done changing forms and your current human shape is the last one.

This is my Christmas shirt design for those who love a very specific and ironic Christmas shirt that says the shirt is for Christmas.

They said I couldn't be done so I didn't design for anyone who is lazy or someone who procrastinates in what should or could be done.

Funny design for anyone who loves to use profanity, swear, or use vulgar language. Wear this profanity spoken here design.

Procrastinate like there is no tomorrow design for those who love to embrace procrastination

Polar Bears are cool design is a funny polar bear because living in the arctic the polar bear is always cold when living that far north in the snow.

Please don't pet my peeves design for those who don't want to get annoyed by others so don't pet their peeves please.

Please don't make me do stuff design for those who want to do whatever they want and don't want me be told what to do.

People who prefer to have plants rather than having children will appreciate this plants are the new kids design.

Funny pizza party design in American patriotic style to show that you are part of the pizza political party in the United States for pizza lovers.

Funny Christmas design about being on Santa's naughty list. Permanently on the naughty list.

Parenting tip is wine design because let's face it sometimes all it takes with parenting and a little wine to make everything better.

Parenting tip is beer design because let's face it sometimes all it takes with parenting and a little beer to make everything better.

Parenting takes a village and a vineyard design for those wine drinkers who are also parents who admit that drinking wine makes parenting much more manageable.

Dad who is outnumbered by girls will appreciate this as will his daughters. Wear this outnumbered by girls design with your family.

Once upon a time I didn't care I still don't the end is a funny story about not caring about lots of things. Have a sense of humor about not caring.

Funny Santa Claus design with the saying once a hear I'm hustling because let's face it that Santa doesn't do much except during Christmas time.

On Sundays we watch football design for those who love sitting back and watching the football game on television on Sundays.

I'm on the naughty list and I regret nothing for anyone who likes being on the bad list more than being on the good list.

Funny presents design for those who want to open presents before dinner, lunch or doing anything else. Can't get enough presents, so first presents.

Ok Boomer design with the funny phrase okay boomer to make fun of the baby boomers who have different opinions than the millennials.

Ok boomer have a terrible day for any millennial who wants to make fun of the baby boomer generation

Funny design for anyone who isn't the instructor and learning to do something new. Any student will appreciate the obviously not the instructor design

I'm obsessed with weekends design for those who prefer the weekend over the weekdays that are full of work. Gotta love the weekends.

Nothing is really lost until your wife can't find it. Friendly advice for husband and wives who lose things because the wife can always find something when lost.