In case you're not aware of the multiverse, there's a ton of you out there. That said, sometimes the "you" is very different than you.

In case you're not aware of the multiverse, there's a ton of you out there. That said, sometimes the "you" is very different than you.

Turkey, Gravy, Stuffing and Pie are supposed to be served on special occasions. But let's just buck those stupid traditions and eat it each week. Family will be there, so that's great in itself, but let's be honest that we're showing up for the food.

Why in the world don't we eat this kind of food more regularly? Thanksgiving? Christmas? That's literally only 2 times a year, but those two times are LITERALLY 1 month apart.

Oh, you have crypto? Oh, you want to talk about blockchain? Oh, you're also a 43 year old father of 3? That tracks.

Everyone and their mom has Crypto now. What's in your wallet?

Wasn't this scene cool? You liked it. Don't try to deny it.

Wasn't this a cool scene? You liked it. Yes you did.

You know that Jurassic Park meme? That one where the big guy is pointing out something the hat dude says, and ends with "See, no one cares"? That's how you'll feel with this Loki-inspired shirt. It just says Variant. Nothing crazy. Just don't break the sacred timeline while wearing it, please.

Have you ever wondered what an Ancient Astronaut Theorist would say? Well, if you've ever watched the show Ancient Aliens, you know that they always say yes.

Have you ever wondered what an Ancient Astronaut Theorist would say? Well, if you've ever watched the show Ancient Aliens, you know that they always say yes.

Ahh, my favorite stars of Ancient Aliens. They're probably your favorites too. How could they not be?

Ahh, my favorite stars of Ancient Aliens. They're probably your favorites too. How could they not be?

If you're distraught, and it's hot out, don't bring milk with you. Just don't.

Do you know who I am?

Do you know who I am?

Do you frequently find yourself in phone booths, screaming out to the world in an effort to quench your unbearable pain? Let everyone know how you feel.

Yeah, this is that shirt Ariel's wearing. Do you want to be cool like her? Yeah, I thought so.

Do you have gizmos and whats-its galore? Do you want to be cool like Ariel in Wreck it Ralph 2? You know you do.

I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Have you ever wondered what an Ancient Astronaut Theorist would say? Well, if you've ever watched the show Ancient Aliens, you know that they always say yes.