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Leader of the Cosmic Powers of the Universe, Eternity is the physical embodiment of everlasting time itself. Not only that, but Eternity is also made up of the sum total of all consciousnesses in the entire universe. He was one of the first sentient beings to enter creation itself. To put it plainly, Eternity is one of the most powerful and long-lasting cosmic forces the universe has ever known.

Bad tidings to you For all of your sins Bad tidings for Christmas And a Horrific New Year

These Christmas Tree shaped snack cakes are the real reason everyone gets excited for the holiday season.

The Xenomorph or the "Alien", is an extraterrestrial hive-based endoparasitoid species with a multi-staged life cycle. One of the deadliest of all known alien species, these creatures require a host organism in order to reproduce. The appearance of the Xenomorph can vary depending on the host in which the embryo is implanted.

Some people say I'm prickly like a cactus, that my personality is thorny and abrasive. To them I say "Don't Touch Me."

Save the Chubby Unicorns

You know your cat would just as soon chop you up into tiny pieces and spread your body over five states as look at you. Murder is in their genes and not giving a fuck is in their hearts.

The coin slot for a video game arcade machine.

The Mental Organism Designed Only for Killing, a former employee of Advanced Idea Mechanics (A.I.M.), an arms dealing organization specializing in futuristic weaponry, who undergoes substantial mutagenic medical experimentation originally designed to increase his intelligence. While successful, the experiments result in him developing a freakishly overdeveloped head and a stunted body, causing the character's signature look and use of a hoverchair for mobility. After the experiments, he kills his creators and takes control of A.I.M.

Star-Lord is always bumping the hottest Terra tracks from the 60s and 70s.

From the library of Edgar Allan Poe. This design imagines what Poe's bookplate might have looked like.

I'm gonna do what's called a "Pro Gamer Move" and create a shirt design for an aging yet iconic meme.

If you have an unending thirst for caffinated bean juice (talkin bout that coffee) then you might be a pot head.

Your yee yee ass ain't got no maidens. Better put yourself out there in The Lands Between and get you a female human.

Fear is the path to the Dark Side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.

Perfectus Cellulam is one nasty pest, known to completely absorb its prey in order to raise its own power level, this bio-android insect will evolve until it reaches perfection.

Riddle me this. Who has a fondness for duct tape and leaving cryptic messages at the scene of the crime?

Giallo is the Italian term designating mystery fiction and thrillers. The word Giallo is Italian for yellow. The term derives from a series of cheap paperback mystery and crime thriller novels with yellow covers that were popular in Italy.

I want to believe in America, in its ideals and what it stands for. I want to feel a sense of pride when I see our flag. I want to sing our National Anthem with conviction in my heart. I want to remove any doubt from my mind that those we have elected are working in our best interests. Maybe someday I will again.

Typical hunk shurt ya dingus, gotta drink all the dang sweetberry wine! Who cares? It's just fruits. For Your Health!

Ain't no thang but a chicken wang on a strang from Burger Kang.

Badass skull made from a bike chain.

Tentaculus Viscera of the Forgotten Monstrosities. This foul freak evokes the hideousness and dreadfulness of an age gone by, when grotesque and unnatural beings plagued the pages dog eared comic books.

How did you get to where you're at? If you came by bike, then pat yourself on your back and wash your bike seat before it gets all crusty.

A crying heart tattoo design can represent a broken heart from an ended romantic relationship or sadness and grief over the loss of someone close to you. The addition of the dagger can symbolize betrayal or devastating heartbreak. The dagger itself is an ideal metaphor to use in the representation of betrayal, as daggers were the weapon of choice for assassins long ago.

Against the ninja, We will fight the battle to win, Against the ninja, We will fight to battle the sin. Dedicated to the best 80's college-age taekwondo orphan rock band who fight drug dealing motorcycle ninjas in Florida.

Live from the Nightosphere. Friday Night Until Dawn! No Cover!

Sorry I'm Awkward Sorry. This design is perfect for anyone who is shy, and introvert, or always apologizing for being awkward. The funny and sarcastic gift is perfect for those with a great sense of humor. The design is made to mimic the design of an open or closed business sign.

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We're All In This Together, a common expression of solidarity refers to unity or agreement of feeling or action, especially among individuals with a common interest. Like living on the planet Earth.

I found my happy place and it is a t-shirt. My current mood will kick those bad vibes to the curb. GOOD VIBES ONLY!

This is no conspiracy theory. Surveillance Drone and Robotic Replica Awareness is a cause I cannot support enough. The government has replaced every living bird with robotic replicas that function as surveillance drones to keep tabs on the citizenry. Birds are always watching. Stay vigilant!

I'm a slut for tacos. I mean, I really really like tacos. Like, a lot. But it's not just a sexual thing for me. I also like the way it tastes.

Thick Thighs Save Lives, sometimes abbreviated as TTSL, is a catchphrase typically used in praise of women with voluptuous figures, who are often referred to as "thicc". Spread the positive outlook of all bodies!

This is my idea of a perfect evening. Grab that special someone, turn on a properly scary movie, and let nature take its course.

Sometimes the only appropriate response is an audible sigh. Sometimes it is the only response you have the energy for. Sometimes an audible sigh can be a good thing, but more often than not it is probably a sign of frustration.