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Description: Divorce is like ripping a man’s genitals out through his wallet.

Description: Cavort, dear, just cavort.

Description: Cavort, dear, just cavort.

Description: Me arrepiento de las dietas, de los platos deliciosos rechazados por vanidad, tanto como lamento las ocasiones de hacer el amor que he dejado pasar por ocuparme de tareas pendientes o por virtud puritana.

Description: Me arrepiento de las dietas, de los platos deliciosos rechazados por vanidad, tanto como lamento las ocasiones de hacer el amor que he dejado pasar por ocuparme de tareas pendientes o por virtud puritana.

Description: Internet solo es una herramienta útil para quien acude con preparación previa.

Description: Internet solo es una herramienta útil para quien acude con preparación previa.

Description: Every love story is a ghost story.

Description: Every love story is a ghost story.

Description: Love is an untamed force.

Description: Love is an untamed force.

Description: Watcha thinkin about?

Description: Push in the bush.

Description: I've gotta write this down!

Description: I've gotta write this down!

Description: Mediocrity is my biggest fear.

Description: Mediocrity is my biggest fear.

Description: Yes, you typed that right.

Description: Yes, you typed that right.

Description: Would ya just watch the hair.

Description: The purpose of life is finding the largest burden that you can bear and bearing it.

Description: The purpose of life is finding the largest burden that you can bear and bearing it.

Description: I have to return some videotapes.

Description: Puns are the highest form of literature.

Description: Puns are the highest form of literature.

Description: You're breathtaking.

Description: You're breathtaking.

Description: You can lock me in here, but you can't take away the hate inside my head.

Description: You can lock me in here, but you can't take away the hate inside my head.

Description: Everybody wants to rule the world.

Description: First you get the money. Then you get the power. Then you get the women.

Description: Citar a Gustavo Bueno es citar contra alguien.

Description: Citar a Gustavo Bueno es citar contra alguien.

Description: Kiss me.

Description: Everything's got a price

Description: I'm thinking I'm back