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SCI FI UFO Shorts
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Description: Another SCI FI shirt in our sci fi line. NOW WITH UFO!!!

Tags: alien, bigfoot, extraterrestrial, flying saucer, movie

SCI FI UFO Shorts

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Forgotten Shorts
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Description: Feeling for gotten in a world that is all analytics, brands, influencers and phonies? We see you!

Tags: anxiety, artistic, depression, devil, graphic

Forgotten Shorts

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Banned for Life Shorts
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Tags: alcohol, banned for life, bar, boston, chicago

Banned for Life Shorts

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Sci Fi Shorts
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Description: Sci Fi nerd? Or fan, or alien, or predator, or robot, or monster? Check out this nifty retro design, paying homage to classic scifi.

Tags: alien, captain, classic, comics, doctor

Sci Fi Shorts

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Spock Y Season Shorts
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Description: Some asked me to do a Spocky Season design, but looking now I think they meant Spooky Season.

Tags: 60s, enterprise, halloweentee, happy halloween, jack o lantern

Spock Y Season Shorts

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Shamrock Skull Shorts
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Description: A beautiful Shamrock with a skull in the middle. A great piece of art for skull lovers, Irish lovers and everyone between.

Tags: beer, clover, drinker, ireland, irish

Shamrock Skull Shorts

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HELLo - Grim Reaper Skull Shorts
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Description: Say hello from your inner demon! \__/ Death doesn’t knock anymore — it stares back. This grim reaper face design blends raw horror energy with a graphic, almost hypnotic edge. Twisted eyes, a crooked grin, and sharp contrast give it that uneasy “can’t look away” feeling. It’s not loud, it’s menacing. The kind of design people notice mid-scroll and double-take. Perfect for horror fans, metalheads, dark art lovers, goth aesthetics, and anyone who appreciates unsettling visuals with attitude. Wear it to a show, a late-night hang, or anywhere subtle menace is part of the fit. Not cute. Not ironic. Just death, distilled.

Tags: goth, graphic, horror, metal, music

HELLo - Grim Reaper Skull Shorts

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Halloween inner demon - Krampus Christmas Shorts
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Description: Looking for your inner demons this halloween or Christmas? This Krampus inspired design is for you!

Tags: christmas, ghost, goth, gothic, graphic
ADHD / AHDH Shorts
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Description: Well we didn't get that right too, celebrate you different working brain with this design. If you get it, you get it.

Tags: adhd awareness, artistic, autism awareness, autistic, disability

ADHD / AHDH Shorts

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Grim Reaper Shorts
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Description: When the reaper comes calling we all have to answer. Just in time for Halloween Mister Mayhem makes his appearance. The Reaper in his coffin throne surrounded by Celtic art.

Tags: celtic, death, gothic, graphic, halloween

Grim Reaper Shorts

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Skull - metal saved my life Shorts
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Description: If you listen to metal you probably have a story about how it was a help to you. This shirt honors that.

Tags: band, black metal, death metal, halloween, horror

Skull - metal saved my life Shorts

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Big F'N Skull Shorts
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Description: Hail Skulls! We have a big F'n skull for your pleasure.

Tags: black metal, death metal, graphic, heavy metal, horror

Big F'N Skull Shorts

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Metal Saved My Life Shorts
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Description: For Heavy Metal fans who know, you know.

Tags: acdc, band, black metal, darkside, death metal

Metal Saved My Life Shorts

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Industrial Metal Tech Skull Shorts
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Description: Love metal or industrial or both combined. This tech skull is the perfect symbol Show it by rocking this design.

Tags: 00s, 2000s, 90s music, circuits, cyborg

Industrial Metal Tech Skull Shorts

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Metal Or Nothing Shorts
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Description: Metal or nothing, speaks for itself.

Tags: band, black metal, death metal, goth, gothic

Metal Or Nothing Shorts

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disassociated Shorts
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Description: Dissaociated from all the BS. This design speaks to you.

Tags: anti social, anxiety, dark humor, depression, disassociative personality disorder

disassociated Shorts

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Disassociated Shorts
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Description: Sick of it all? Tired of the the over information influx of bad news, violence, opinions, politics and all the worst things all day everyday? Then disassociate.

Tags: dark humor, death, death metal, disassociate, disassociated

Disassociated Shorts

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Work Out Intensity Shorts
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Description: Motivate yourself with this electric intensity shirt.

Tags: bodybuilding, exercise, fitness, gym, heavy metal

Work Out Intensity Shorts

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Heavy Metal Playing Shorts
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Description: Wantto put your soundtrack in people's heads? Subtitles of music playing while describing you walking down the street. Your theme music for everyone to know.

Tags: band, caption, closed caption, funny, heavy metal

Heavy Metal Playing Shorts

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Subtitle Hip Hop Shorts
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Description: Have a soundtrack to your life, show it with out subtile music playing design. Hip Hop edition.

Tags: caption, closed caption, hiphop, music, rap

Subtitle Hip Hop Shorts

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Irish American Pride - St. Patrick's Day Shorts
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Description: This St. Patrick's Day, show the world your Irish American pride and heritage. You may have heard the stories from your Grandparents or even still seen the signs hanging in bars as a reminder. This design is a cheeky take on a time Irsh couldn't get a job in America, with flag colors to drive it home.

Tags: boston, ireland, irish, irish american, irish need not apply
Mom's Shamrock - St Patrick's Day Shorts
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Description: In honor of my mother and her favorite holiday. The symbol of Irish Pride and luck. A beautiful green Shamrock for St Patrick's Day

Tags: beer, boston, dublin, ireland, irish
Mom's Shamrock - St Patrick's Day Shorts
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Description: St Patrick's Day is coming, show your Irish Pride with this Shamrock honoring my mother. It was her 1 and only tattoo. St Paddy's Day is not complete without a Shamrock a Guinness, and loving hug from someone you love.

Tags: boston, graphic, irish, irish pride, lucky
Mom's Shamrock - St. Patrick's Day Green Shorts
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Description: Inspired by Mom, this faded green Shamrock is great for Irish American Pride on St. Patrick's Day (St. Paddy's Day), whether you have a pint of Guinness or just like the Luck of the Clover.

Tags: boston, ireland, irish, irish pride, leprechaun
Mom's Shamrock, St Patty's DAY Shorts
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Description: A lovely shamrock from my mother for your St. Patrick's Day.

Tags: beer, boston, guinness, ireland, irish
St Patrick's Day Mummers Shorts
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Description: St Patrick's day in South Philly, or anywhere!

Tags: boston, gin, irish, irish american, irish pride

St Patrick's Day Mummers Shorts

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St Patricks Day 317 Shorts
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Description: St Pat's is a great day for the Irish and everyone.

Tags: boston, ireland, irish, irish american, irish pride

St Patricks Day 317 Shorts

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Mom's Shamrock - St Patrick's Day Shorts
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Description: Inspired by Mom, this faded white Shamrock is great for Irish American Pride on St Patrick's Day, St Paddy's Day, whether you have a pint of Guinness or just like the Luck of the Clover.

Tags: boston, ireland, irish, irish american, irish pride
Murder's Row Shorts
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Tags: horror, horror fan, horror movie, horror movie addict, movie

Murder's Row Shorts

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Cat Mood Shorts
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Description: If you own a cat, you know the faces. Our boy Johnny Castle breaks down the cat moods in this fun piece.

Tags: andy warhol, animal, black cat, cat lady, cat lover

Cat Mood Shorts

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Black Cat Energy 2 Shorts

Description: Halloween is coming, or you love it all year, be a cool cat and get your black cat shirt today.

Tags: animals, cat lover gifts, catshirt, halloween, horror

Black Cat Energy 2 Shorts

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Just Jack O Lanterns - Halloween Shorts
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Description: Just the jack o lantern faces smiling in the dark. This fun design is for halloween or all year long. Or those voices you hear!!!!!

Tags: beetlejuice, classic, halloween aesthetic, halloweenshirt, horror
Halloween Classic Horror Movie Shorts
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Description: Our halloween font with the green backing to give it a extra creepy look. For that classic retro horror feel.

Tags: 31, captain spaulding, costume, fun, horror
Halloween: Jacky Jacko Trick or Treat Shorts
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Description: Jacky Jacko is back! Need a cheap Halloween Costume to Trick Or Treat in? This spooky season look no further. His shirt and shoes match which ever color you choose!

Tags: all hallows eve, beetlejuice, costume, halloweenshirt, jack o lantern
Spooky - Halloween Shorts
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Description: Spooky Season is upon us or if you love Halloween it's all year long. Show it loud and proud.

Tags: autumn, fall, fun, gift for her, goth

Spooky - Halloween Shorts

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Caught in the web of Spooky Season - Halloween Shorts
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Description: Embrace the enchanting vibes of halloween and spooky season with this stylish design featuring a delicate, artistic spiderweb design. Perfectly balancing eerie and elegant, this shirt adds a touch of mysterious charm to your autumn wardrobe. Whether you’re pumpkin picking, heading to a Halloween party, or just loving the cozy fall atmosphere.

Tags: autumn, fall, fun, goth, halloween for girls

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