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Obviously you have me confused with someone who cares Socks
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Description: Tell the world that you don't care with this sarcastic statement.

Tags: sarcasm, dont care, leave me alone, go away, humor
Yeast is my spirit animal Socks
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Description: The phrase "Yeast is my spirit animal". Yeast is awesome! It makes bread fluffy and turns sugar into alcohol, thus making "spirits" possible.

Tags: distilling, distiller, wine lovers, bread lover, drink

Yeast is my spirit animal Socks

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Little old lady got mutilated late last night Socks

Description: The line "Little old lady got mutilated late last night" from Warren Zevon's song "Werewolves of London" with claw rips through it.

Tags: humor, song lyrics, slash, werewolves, old lady
Mask Science but not Conception Science Socks
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Description: Just the text "If you believe in the science of wearing masks but not the science of life beginning at conception, then you don't believe in science, you believe in a political ideology."

Tags: conception, ideology, mask design, politics, virus
I've churned butter once or twice Socks
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Description: The lyric "I've churned butter once or twice" from "Weird" Al Yankovics song "Amish Paradise" in a cross-stitch font.

Tags: amish, churn, churning, lyrics, yankovic
I've churned butter once or twice; Living in an Amish paradise Socks
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Description: The lyric "I've churned butter once or twice..." from "Weird" Al Yankovics song "Amish Paradise" in a cross-stitch font.

Tags: parodys, yankovic, humor, lyrics, lyrics quotes song
NowIfYoureReadyToDiveIntoOverdrive Socks
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Description: The lyric "Now If You're Ready To Dive Into Overdrive" from the song "Heavy Metal" in the shape of a super car

Tags: supercar, sports cars, muscle car, don henley, lyrics quotes song
40,000 men and women every day Socks
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Description: The lyric "40,000 men and women every day" from the Blue Oyster Cult song "Don't fear the reaper".

Tags: dont fear the reaper, horror, quotes, band, lyrics quotes song
Stay Home. Stay Safe. Stay Outta My Way! Socks
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Description: Just the phrase "Stay Home. Stay Safe. Stay Outta My Way!"

Tags: quarantine, corona, coronavirus, covid 19, recovery
Stay Home. Stay Safe.  Stay Scared! Socks
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Description: Just the phrase "Stay Home. Stay Safe. Stay Scared!"

Tags: stay at home, social distancing, coronavirus, covid 19, covid19
Oh Lawnchair! Socks
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Description: The misheard lyric of Ozzy Osbourne on the song "War Pigs".

Tags: paranoid, black sabbath paranoid, black sabbath band, sabbath, black

Oh Lawnchair! Socks

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Get Right With Jesus And Carry On Socks
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Description: A play on the "Keep Calm and Carry On" saying, only it's "Get Right With Jesus And Carry On", since if your relationship is right with Jesus, you've got nothing to worry about.

Tags: jesus christ, jesus saves, carry on, cross, keep calm parody
Grunge US Flag Socks
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Description: A grunge image of the US flag

Tags: 4th of july, america, american, american flag, flag

Grunge US Flag Socks

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Back Off Petty Tyrants Socks
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Description: The Gadsden flag snake with the words "Ok, petty tyrants, you;ve had your fun. Now back off before we have to refresh the tree of liberty!" A reference to Thomas Jefferson's words "the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."

Tags: tyrant, gadsden flag, thomas jefferson quote, tyrants, gadsden

Back Off Petty Tyrants Socks

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Gettin' Back to Work Socks

Description: The Gadsden flag with the words "Gettin' Back to Work".

Tags: epidemic, pandemic, working, work, goverment overreach

Gettin' Back to Work Socks

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We're All Essential Socks
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Description: The words "We're All Essential"

Tags: covid19, all, everyone, pandemic, we

We're All Essential Socks

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COVID-19 Socks
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Description: The word COVID-19 made up of the US flag.

Tags: corona virus 2020, usa, quarantine, corona virus, covid19

COVID-19 Socks

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Blissful Sheep Socks
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Description: A happy, blissful, smiling sheep.

Tags: oblivious, joy, sheep, fluffy, emotion

Blissful Sheep Socks

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No war was ever won by sitting on the couch Socks

Description: The text "No war was ever won by sitting on the couch" with an image of a couch. Make no mistake, you are in a war; a war for our very way of life. We're not going to win by sitting on the couch. The only way to win is to get out there and work to revive the economy.

Tags: covid, economy, industry, work, way of life
Staying home is letting the terrorists win! Socks

Description: Don't give in to the panic and fear-mongering. Don't "Stay in". Get out there and fight. This whole thing is just a power-grab. Staying home is costing thousands of people their jobs, their houses, their insurance, their lives.

Tags: covid19, covid 19, work, covid, economy
Staying Home Socks
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Description: The text "Staying home means that the terrorists win!" a statement about how the hype around the COVID-19 epidemic threatens our very way of life.

Tags: terrorism, terrorists, covid19, covid 19, quarantine

Staying Home Socks

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Lumberjacks - Heavy Metal Socks
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Description: Show your Lumberjack pride with this heavy-metal style Lumberjack shirt.

Tags: marble, heavy metal, council idaho, lumberjack

Lumberjacks - Heavy Metal Socks

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Lumberjacks-Metal Socks
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Description: The words "Lumberjacks" (the Council Idaho school mascot) in a metal-band font

Tags: council, metal, lumberjack, heavy metal

Lumberjacks-Metal Socks

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RAZER-Chrome and Green Socks
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Description: Robot-Alien-Zombie Emergency Responders

Tags: humor, robot, robots, alien, aliens

RAZER-Chrome and Green Socks

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Dirty Harry Socks
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Description: The iconic line from the movie superimposed over a silhouette of a .44 Magnum handgun.

Tags: gun, guns, weapon, movie, clint eastwood

Dirty Harry Socks

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65 Mustang Socks
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Description: Grill and side-scoop details of a 65 Mustang

Tags: ford mustang, ford, muscle car, hot rod, car

65 Mustang Socks

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Cute Chick Socks
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Description: Show the world that you are one cute chick.

Tags: cute, chick, cute chick, hen, chicken

Cute Chick Socks

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RAZER Socks
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Description: RAZER - Robot, Alien, Zombie Emergency Responders. Let the world know that you're ready for the coming invasion, whichever form it takes.

Tags: walking dead, amc, twd, tv, horror

RAZER Socks

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My Associate and I Socks
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Description: Two newly hatched chicks with disappointed expressions and a meme-style caption that read "My associate and I do not find your shenanigans amusing in the least".

Tags: dissapointment, dissapointed, chicks, chickens, meme

My Associate and I Socks

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Curious Hen Socks
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Description: Comical curios hen

Tags: chicken, hen, curious, comical, humorous

Curious Hen Socks

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A Well Practiced Chef Socks
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Description: A fried egg with the text "A well practiced chef being necessary for the creation of a perfect omelet, the right of the people to keep and cook eggs shall not be infringed." Play on the wording of the 2nd amendment making it clear that it's not about militias, but individual rights.

Tags: eggs, 2nd amendment, chef, guns, humor

A Well Practiced Chef Socks

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Cute Chick Socks
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Description: Wear this adorable little guy around and you'll be the cutes chick around.

Tags: animal, chick, chicken, bird, cute

Cute Chick Socks

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Dr Strangelove Socks

Description: Iconic quote from the movie "Doctor Strangelove" overlade with an image of Slim Pickens riding the bomb.

Tags: movie, movies, kubric movie, kubrick, stanley kubrick

Dr Strangelove Socks

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