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Je suis Charlie Shorts
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Description: The text "Je suis Charlie (I am Charlie)" inside am outline of Charlie Kirk

Tags: assassinated, assassination, charlie, conservative, conservative politics
Je suis Charlie Shorts
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Description: The phrase "Je suis Charlie (I am Charlie)"

Tags: charlie, conservative, conservative politics, french, i am charlie
Brender + Eddie 4 Eva Shorts

Description: A restaurant table with “Brender + Eddie 4 Eva” inside a heart carved into it, and 2 bottles of wine, one red, the other white. An homage to the Billy Joel song "Scenes from an Italian restaurant"

Tags: billy joel, brenda, brenda eddie, brender eddie, carved
You can get what you want or you can just get old Shorts
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Description: The lyric "You can get what you want or you can just get old." from the Billy Joel song Vienna on the silhouette of a grand piano.

Tags: billy, grand piano, joel, keys, lyric
You can get what you want or you can just get old Shorts
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Description: The song lyric "You can get what you want, or you can just get old" from the Billy Joel song Vienna over the silhouette of a grand piano

Tags: billy, billy joel, joel, lyric, music
And On The Day Shorts
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Description: A silhouette of a guitar with the words "and on the day he lost his life that's all he had to lose". A lyric from the Lynyrd Skynyrd song "The Balad of Curtis Loew"

Tags: band, classic rock, death, dobro, guitar
I Got Doged at BAH Shorts
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Description: The phrase "I Got Doged at BAH" in blood

Tags: bah, benched, contracting, department of government efficiency, doge
Every Bite You Take Shorts
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Description: A picture of a german shephard with the the caption "Every Snack You Make Every Meal You Bake Every Bite You Take I'll Be Watching You". A riff on the song "Every Breath You Take" by the Police.

Tags: dog, every bite you take, every meal you bake, every snack you make, food
The horse is prepared for the day of battle Shorts
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Description: The words of Proverbs 21:31 "The horse is prepared for the day of battle, But deliverance is of the Lord,"

Tags: battle, bible, bible quote, bible scripture, bible verse
I threw a boomerang a few years ago... Shorts
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Description: The joke "I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear."

Tags: fear, funny quote, funny sayings, humor, sarcasm
Do not walk behind me Shorts

Description: A humorous version of the "Do no walk behind me..." quote

Tags: albert camus, camus, go away, humor, humorous
BAH-Team Rover Shorts
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Description: The BAH Team Rover logo

Tags: team logo
Inappropriate Shorts
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Description: Just the test "Inappropriate" on a Comic Sans font. Let the world know that you are not appropriate. Do you often say inappropriate things or act inappropriately? Then this is for you.

Tags: antisocial, awkward, comic sans, designer, font
The Only True Diversity - Rainbow Shorts
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Description: A silhouette of The Thinker sculpture with the text "The only real diversity is diversity of thought"

Tags: diversity and inclusion, equality, inclusion, philosopher, philosophy
Weve Got A Long Way To Go And A Short Time To Get There Shorts

Description: The front end of a 1977 Trans Am with the words "Weve Got A Long Way To Go And A Short Time To Get There"

Tags: bandit, burt reynolds, car, east bound and down, headlights
Geology Rocks, but Geography is where it's at Shorts
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Description: The phrase "Geology Rocks, but Geography is where it's at" with mountains and a compass in the background.

Tags: compass, geographer, geologist, geology, geology rocks
Do Not Disturb - Mental Health Crisis In Progress Shorts
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Description: A warning sign for the current age "Do Not Disturb - Mental Health Crisis In Progress"

Tags: crisis, danger, disturb, do not disturb, mental illness
If You Can't Question It, It's Not Science Shorts
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Description: The statement "If you can't question it, it's not science" superimposed over a question mark.

Tags: going against the flow, question, question mark, questioning, science lover
It's a Girl My Lord in a Flatbed Ford Slowing Down to Take a Look at Me Shorts
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Description: A silhoette of an older flatbed Frod truck with the text "It's a Girl My Lord in a Flatbed Ford Slowing Down to Take a Look at Me". A snippet of the lyrics from "Take it Easy".

Tags: eagles, flatbed, flatbed truck, ford, older
I'll be watching you Shorts

Description: Lists of the thing I'll be watching from Stings and the Police's 1980s hit "Every Breath You Take" over a pair of 1980s wrap-around sunglasses and a cliche 1980s mustache

Tags: evry, take, sting, 1980s, sunglasses
Get On Your Bikes And Ride - Front Shorts
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Description: An upside-down heart with the phrase "Get on your bikes and ride". A reference to Queen's "Fat Bottom Girls" song lyric.

Tags: song lyric, music, heart, bottom, bike
Get On Your Bikes And Ride - Back Shorts
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Description: An upside-down heart with the phrase "Get on your bikes and ride". A reference to Queen's "Fat Bottom Girls" song lyric.

Tags: lyric, rock, classic rock, song lyric, fat bottom girls
You make the rockin' world go round Shorts
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Description: An upside-down heart with the phrase "You make the rockin' world go round". A reference to Queen's "Fat Bottom Girls" song lyric.

Tags: fat, song lyrics, lyrics, lyrics quotes song, rock
I've told you a million times...stop exaggerating! Shorts
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Description: A classic "dad saying", "I've told you a million times...stop exaggerating!"

Tags: bad jokes, dad, dad joke, father, fathers day
Little old lady got mutilated late last night Shorts

Description: The line "Little old lady got mutilated late last night" from Warren Zevon's song "Werewolves of London" with claw rips through it.

Tags: warren zevon, werewolf, werewolves, little old lady, warren zevon songs
I don’t know what your problem is, but I’m sure it’s hard to pronounce. Shorts
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Description: Show off your true, anti-social, sarcastic, rude side. with this saying.

Tags: mental illness, insulting, snarky, psychosis, pronounce
Obviously you have me confused with someone who cares Shorts
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Description: Tell the world that you don't care with this sarcastic statement.

Tags: sarcasm, dont care, leave me alone, go away, humor
Yeast is my spirit animal Shorts
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Description: The phrase "Yeast is my spirit animal". Yeast is awesome! It makes bread fluffy and turns sugar into alcohol, thus making "spirits" possible.

Tags: distilling, distiller, wine lovers, bread lover, drink
Little old lady got mutilated late last night Shorts

Description: The line "Little old lady got mutilated late last night" from Warren Zevon's song "Werewolves of London" with claw rips through it.

Tags: humor, song lyrics, slash, werewolves, old lady
I've churned butter once or twice Shorts
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Description: The lyric "I've churned butter once or twice" from "Weird" Al Yankovics song "Amish Paradise" in a cross-stitch font.

Tags: amish, churn, churning, lyrics, yankovic
I've churned butter once or twice; Living in an Amish paradise Shorts
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Description: The lyric "I've churned butter once or twice..." from "Weird" Al Yankovics song "Amish Paradise" in a cross-stitch font.

Tags: parodys, yankovic, humor, lyrics, lyrics quotes song
NowIfYoureReadyToDiveIntoOverdrive Shorts
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Description: The lyric "Now If You're Ready To Dive Into Overdrive" from the song "Heavy Metal" in the shape of a super car

Tags: supercar, sports cars, muscle car, don henley, lyrics quotes song
40,000 men and women every day Shorts
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Description: The lyric "40,000 men and women every day" from the Blue Oyster Cult song "Don't fear the reaper".

Tags: dont fear the reaper, horror, quotes, band, lyrics quotes song
Stay Home. Stay Safe. Stay Outta My Way! Shorts
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Description: Just the phrase "Stay Home. Stay Safe. Stay Outta My Way!"

Tags: quarantine, corona, coronavirus, covid 19, recovery
Stay Home. Stay Safe.  Stay Scared! Shorts
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Description: Just the phrase "Stay Home. Stay Safe. Stay Scared!"

Tags: stay at home, social distancing, coronavirus, covid 19, covid19
Oh Lawnchair! Shorts
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Description: The misheard lyric of Ozzy Osbourne on the song "War Pigs".

Tags: paranoid, black sabbath paranoid, black sabbath band, sabbath, black

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