Description: Iconic red-and-white umbrella logo with "UMBRELLA CO." in bold vintage style—distressed for that underground lab survivor look. Subtle Japanese flair at the base nods to the original game's global roots. Pure Resident Evil nostalgia without the T-Virus. Slaps on black tees like a biohazard warning. Fans will get it instantly; normies will think it's high-fashion corpwear.
Description: Vintage distressed patch design: Official(?) Raccoon City Tourism Board emblem with that iconic red umbrella centerpiece. "Come for the view, stay forever" vibes encoded in every worn edge. Perfect for survivors who know the lore—subtle nod to the outbreak, zero actual biohazards included. Scales killer on black tees, hoodies, or stickers. Midwest apocalypse tourism at its finest.
Description: Retro-futuristic Skynet shirt straight out of the Cyberdyne Systems classified archives. Iconic blood-red glitch logo with CRT scanlines and neural defense network vibe. "The Digital Defense Network Neural Network-Based Artificial Intelligence System" Perfect for Terminator fans, cyberpunk lovers, AI doomers, and anyone waiting for Judgment Day. → Ultra-soft premium cotton / Bella+Canvas 3001 → Limited "pre-apocalypse" edition → Available in black (recommended), white, and asphalt Wear the system. Become ungovernable.
Skynet Neural Network AI - Cyberdyne Systems Vintage Glitch T-Shirt T-Shirt
$16 $24
Description: Get a vacation from your mind… what could possibly go wrong? The official logo of Rekall Inc. – the company that sells you the ultimate trip to Mars without ever leaving Earth. Secret agent fantasies, alien pyramids, and mutant rebellions sold separately (side effects may include identity crises and Schwarzenegger chasing you). ★ Cyan distressed retro-futuristic design – straight out of 2084 advertising ★ Perfect for anyone who still says “Two weeks” in everyday conversation ★ Bonus: wear it and suddenly remember you’re actually Hauser
Description: Welcome to Mars. Population: mutants, evil administrators, and one very pissed-off construction worker. The unofficial logo of the Mars colonization program in 2084 – because nothing says 'space exploration' like corporate slavery, breathable air sold by the liter, and Arnold Schwarzenegger starting a revolution. ★ NASA meatball gone full red planet ★ Distressed vintage style – looks like your grandpa wore it during the turbinium rush ★ Mandatory uniform for anyone yelling 'GET YOUR ASS TO MARS' in 2025 Open your mind… and buy this shirt. Unofficial parody • Two weeks • Quaid approved 🔴🪐
MARS – Total Recall Red Planet Program (Distressed NASA Parody) T-Shirt
$16 $24
Description: By the order of the Mars Federal Colonies Administrator… drop your weapon and get your ass to the reactor. Official-looking vintage patch of the most corrupt space government in sci-fi history. Worn by Richter’s goons right before they get their arms ripped off (literally). ★ For fans of Cohaagen’s regime, evil corporations, and one-liners like “See you at the party, Richter!” ★ Distressed style – looks like you ripped it off a dead soldier’s uniform in 2084 ★ Pairs perfectly with your Pyramid Mines shirt for full Mars civil war cosplay Screw your freedoms. Buy this shirt. Unofficial fan art • Two weeks • Consider that a divorce 🔴⚫
Federal Colonies Mars Administration – Total Recall Vintage Patch T-Shirt
$16 $24
Description: Thank you for choosing Johnny Cab automated taxi service. Please keep your hands and arms… oh wait, too late. 💥🚕 Straight from 2084 A.D. – the most memorable (and shortest) taxi ride in sci-fi history. That legendary line right before Arnold Schwarzenegger turns your friendly robot driver into modern art.
Johnny Cab Automated Taxi Service 2084 – We Hope You Enjoyed The Ride T-Shirt
$16 $24
Description: elive the golden era of 90s sci-fi with this retro Johnny Cab design straight out of Paul Verhoeven’s Total Recall. The iconic robotic taxi driven by that creepy smiling mannequin (you know the one Arnold Schwarzenegger punches through two minutes later). Perfect for fans of Arnie, Mars colonies, three-breasted mutants, and peak cyberpunk cheese. Get to the chopper… or just hail a Johnny Cab! • Perfect gift for Total Recall fans, sci-fi lovers, and anyone who quotes “Consider that a divorce” on a daily basis • Available on t-shirts, stickers, phone cases, hoodies, mugs & more
Description: The Esper Machine is a fictional computer in Blade Runner (1982). It can take a normal photograph and enhance it to an incredible resolution, allowing the user to zoom in, pan around, and even “shift perspective” within the image to reveal hidden details (like reflections or objects behind obstacles).
Description: Patlabor T-Shirt – Celebrate the iconic 80s/90s anime that blends futuristic mechas, police action, and a touch of comedy. Perfect for classic anime fans, retro mecha lovers, and anyone who grew up with timeless series like Gundam, Evangelion, or Ghost in the Shell. A must-have for collectors and anime enthusiasts who want to wear their passion with style.
Description: Celebrate the holidays with this funny retro-style illustration inspired by a classic Christmas moment. Featuring a surprised expression, bold colors and the iconic quote “Merry Christmas ya filthy animal,” this design brings nostalgia, humor and festive energy together. Perfect for Christmas parties, matching family outfits, winter gifts, or anyone who loves pop-culture holiday references. Available on t-shirts, hoodies, mugs, stickers and more.
Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal – Funny Holiday Illustration T-Shirt
$16 $24
Description: Pressing Matters: Marv's Latest Iron-ic Adventure! 🤣 Don't get steamed, just laugh along with our exclusive T-shirt featuring Marv and his unexpected encounter with the ironing machine. It's a face-off you won't forget – a wrinkle in his plans, but a laugh for you! #IronFaceHero #WetBanditsUnleashed
Description: Pressing Matters: Marv's Latest Iron-ic Adventure! 🤣 Don't get steamed, just laugh along with our exclusive T-shirt featuring Marv and his unexpected encounter with the ironing machine. It's a face-off you won't forget – a wrinkle in his plans, but a laugh for you! #IronFaceHero #WetBanditsUnleashed
Description: Wrap yourself in the laughs of Christmas past with our Christmas Vacation-themed T-shirt! Join the Griswold family's festive chaos with this quirky tee – it's the perfect blend of holiday cheer and Cousin Eddie eccentricity. Whether you're quoting Clark Griswold or embracing the ugly sweater vibe, this shirt is a must for adding a dash of humor to your holiday wardrobe. 'Tis the season to be jolly and downright hilarious – wear it loud, wear it proud, and let the Christmas vibes shine brighter than Clark's house lights!
Description: "Now I have a machine gun, ho ho ho!" Celebrate the ultimate Christmas movie debate with this legendary John McClane design! Perfect for everyone who knows that Die Hard IS a Christmas movie. Featuring Bruce Willis crawling through the vents of Nakatomi Plaza with the now-classic holiday twist: "Yippee-ki-yay, Christmas!" The perfect ugly Christmas sweater alternative, holiday party killer, or gift for action movie fans, 80s lovers, and anyone with a sense of humor. Grab yours and make Christmas great again… cowboy style.
Description: Show off your rebellious side with this eye-catching ‘Bug Stomper’ design! Featuring a fierce, determined eagle equipped with a futuristic weapon, this design humorously declares 'We Endanger Species.' Perfect for fans of retro military patches, sci-fi references, or anyone looking to make a bold statement. Whether you're a fan of the iconic 80s sci-fi franchise or just love unique graphic tees, this one will have people asking about the story behind it