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As siblings, we tell each other things like this: Funny tee for loads of laughs.

You should never be second choice! However, this is a funny shirt, so it would be best if you had it for sure.

Pullover, how many times have you heard that? LOL

If we slept together, you might be entitled to compensation. There is always a smart ass in the crowd, fly your flag proudly with a fun tee

The show of you is now CLASSIFIED. Only you and your closest supporters can know how cool you are.

Everything in our lives is top secret these days—it is time for you to be Top Secret.

Short for "charisma," it describes someone's ability to charm and attract a romantic partner.

Some days, the world seems doomed. Don't worry; you've got this. Have a Joke and a Smile!

We all have that special friend, our booty call...

We all know we are! Come on now, show everyone you are just too boujee for words.

Ok, it just sounds gross. Come on, it's funny, you can buy it.

We all have those WTF moments in life!

Let everyone know if you are open to Plan B or NOT.

Sometimes we need to help folks realize, damn, your breath stinks.

Sometimes, we need to help someone find a clue. Honesty is the best policy, Mom said. Your Smell!

Is there any other way than to party naked? Be the bell-of-the-ball.

When it's time to tell your companion, keep it moving! This is a no-parking zone.

We all have that one friend, let's say it "dimePiece" show your support for your favorite dime piece!

They're here, so why not welcome them? Get this shirt to say "I am Alien friendly" be the first kid on your block to have an alien friend.

We all know that one person? Sure we do. These are funny quotes. Let's have a good laugh!

We all have that friend that needs to wash their ass. Sorry, we do! If you have a smart-ass bone in your body you need this shirt.

Sometimes, we just need the message to tell the story, enough said! Fly that smarta*& flag proudly.

Words of wisdom served me well in my life. It makes a great gift

Well, look at you go, Mister, champion of the world! Tummy Swords.

You may know someone who's life is a Shit Show! Perhaps your own? Well, own it proudly!!!

The baby daddy is unknown, and the std you have is of unknown origin. SEE, Unkown is a good thing, buy the shirt! lol

Surfing, dude, you're surfing! Get your Surfer gear now. Thanks for shopping with us.

Rock this cool Sun & Moon design shirts to the beach, night out, party you call it.

The Moon controls so much in the Universe!

Be the Urban Legend you are. Rock this cool streetwear...

As a Beer lover, I wanted to share my favorite Beer drinking shirt, enjoy!

Let those around you understand what they're dealing with up front.

Don't you sometimes want to puke, "Let's be Positive." everyone wants to be positive; you're honest; tell them hell no, today we wallow in self-pity. Drive them crazy!

It's time to swipe up; keep it moving!

Flight Risk Studios: Your Chance to Escape.

Mystic shirt for your spiritual journey.