Rubystor

Description: I'm Not Always A Bitch Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself

Description: I Say What Everyone Else Is Thinking

Description: I Need More Vitamine Sea

Description: Let's Find A Cure For Stupid People

Description: I Bake Because Punching Is Frowned Upon

Description: Guns Make Me Happy You Not So Much

Description: A fun thing to do in the morning is not talk to me

Description: Out Laughs Limitless Our Mémoires Countless Our Friendship Endless

Description: coffee because adulting is hard

Description: Sometimes i talk to my self then we both laugh

Description: I've tried to stop swearing but i cunt

Description: With a body like this who needs hair?

Description: I don't have enough energy to pretend i like you

Description: I’m Just WTF-ing My Way Through Life

Description: What happens at the beach stays at the beach

Description: Beach hair tan lines salty air and mermaid vibes

Description: I'm here for tits and beer

Description: Trust me i'm smarter than you

Description: In Case You Didn't Hear The Look I Just Gave You Shut Up

Description: In Case You Didn't Hear The Look I Just Gave You Shut Up

Description: Sorry I'm Late But Fucking Off Takes Me

Description: Some People Just Need A Pat On The Back

Description: If You Can Read This I'm Not Impressed Most People Can Read

Description: You Read My Shirt That's Enough Social Interaction For One Day

Description: Weekend Forecast Camping With A Good Chance Of Drinking

Description: I Never Dreamed Id Grow Up To Be A Super Cool Husband Of A Freaking Awesome Crazy Spoiled Camping lady but here im killing it

Description: You Know What Rhymes With Camping Alcohol

Description: Husband and wife camping partners for life

Description: Husband and wife camping partners for life

Description: if i'm drunk it's my camping friends fault

Description: if i'm drunk it's my camping friends fault

Description: I Love Camping Because I Hate People

Description: My Favorite Camping Buddies Call Me Dad

Description: The Memories Are Made Camping

Description: I'd rather be camping

Description: Just A Dad Who Loves Camping