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Do you have very strong beliefs when it's fashionable? Do you have invincible convictions when it makes you look cool? Do you enjoy appearing smart and socially aware? Do you want to be on the "correct side" of history? Then show your support for... you know... whatever they tell you to!

Do you have nuanced political views based on facts? Have you ever been accused of wrongthink? Do you come to your own conclusions instead of regurgitating whatever the media tells you? Are you well educated in history and geopolitics? Well you just might be a Russian bot!

Do you have nuanced political views based on facts? Have you ever been accused of wrongthink? Do you come to your own conclusions instead of regurgitating whatever the media tells you? Are you well educated in history and geopolitics? Well you just might be a Russian bot!

Get slack and open your foot glands

Get slack.

I don't have time for this

They've had a hand in everything!

It's true. We do.

The man, the myth, the ugly son of a bitch

What about the shape-shifting lizard people?

A benevolent dictator

Always tip your informant

It's ok, JC Denton isn't from MJ12

This crop circle was found in England in 2016

Everyone's favorite philosopher... and sandwich.