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Captain's got something tasty for your breakfast table. Crunch away at Cap'n Quint's Shark Bites cereal. You're sure to love it. Just a "little shakin', little tenderizin', down you go." Mmmm...grrrrreat!

So you survived Camp Crystal Lake! Here's a nice souvenir shirt to commemorate your escape.

So you survived Camp Crystal Lake! Here's a nice souvenir shirt to commemorate your escape.

So you survived Camp Crystal Lake! Here's a nice souvenir shirt to commemorate your escape.

So, you went to Camp Blood, didn't ya? Well, don't forget your souvenir shirt. Crystal Lake looks good on you! Especially, bloody Variant A!

So, you went to Camp Blood, didn't ya? Well, don't forget your souvenir shirt. Crystal Lake looks good on you! Splatter Variant

So, you went to Camp Blood, didn't ya? Well, don't forget your souvenir shirt. Crystal Lake looks good on you!

You just gotta keep livin' man. L-I-V-I-N! That iconic pose. That iconic coolness. The epitome of chill. Wooderson IS livin. You gotta get this shirt? You'd be a lot cooler if you did.

"Don't be a square daddy-o!" No it's not fiction, nor is it made of pulp. Pick up this "hip" tribute shirt. "An Elvis man...or woman should love it!" — This is a 2021 variant that features new rabbit ears and new tagline, which is a quote from the movie.

SUBS > DUBS - i.e., Subs Not Dubs. To quote Urban Dictionary, "...a saying promoting subtitling videos in another language instead of dubbing the audio. The saying usually refers to anime and is popular in a typical YouTuber's vernacular."

"You used up all the glue on purpose!" His wife just broke his "major award" and he has no glue to put it back together. "We're out!", she said. The old man stood there, quivering with fury, stammering as he tried to come up with a real crusher. All he got out was, "Nadafinga!"

"You used up all the glue on purpose!" His wife just broke his "major award" and he has no glue to put it back together. "We're out!", she said. The old man stood there, quivering with fury, stammering as he tried to come up with a real crusher. All he got out was, "Nadafinga!"

Just a couple of misfits, rebelling against the status quo. Taking a stand against bullies. They were punk before anyone knew what punk was. Rudolph and Hermey showed Christmas Town a thing or two. Now you can show people how punk you are, this holiday season, with this nod to the classic punk band Misfits' tshirt. There are color and white print versions of both Rudolph the Reindeer and Hermey the Elf.

MARGO: "Why is the carpet all wet, Todd?!" TODD: "I DON'T KNOW, MARGO!" — Got a Christmas party to go to? Snag this fun design that pays tribute to Chevy Chase classic we all love, and share a laugh with friends and family! Going as a couple? Grab the matching "I don't know, Margo!" shirt for your partner.

MARGO: "Why is the carpet all wet, Todd?!" TODD: "I DON'T KNOW, MARGO!" — Got a Christmas party to go to? Snag this fun design that pays tribute to Chevy Chase classic we all love, and share a laugh with friends and family! Going as a couple? Grab the matching "I don't know, Margo!" shirt for your partner.

Do to the crunchiness of Aunt Bethany’s delicious Jell-O mold, Eddie wasn’t sure he heard Clark right. Did he just say an airline pilot spotted Santa’s sleigh? That can’t be right.

Do to the crunchiness of Aunt Bethany’s delicious Jell-O mold, Eddie wasn’t sure he heard Clark right. Did he just say an airline pilot spotted Santa’s sleigh? That can’t be right.

Have you checked your shitters lately? They might be full. Lucky the sewer is close by. You can just empty the chemical toilet in there. How convenient! There's some debate as to what Eddie actually says in this infamous quote. Does he say "Shitter was full" or "Shitter's full" ? Well, we have both versions...pick which one you think it is.

Clark's a hospitable guy. He's taking the surprise arrival of Ellen's relatives in stride. But he's only human. And Eddie would test the patience of even the best of people. So he can't help it if he lets slide a little quip here in there at the expense of him. It's all in good fun. Now, let's have some eggnog! This is a refreshed take on an already awesome design. New for the 2020 season!

Covered from head to toe in paint, scrapes and bruises, what more can Marv take? Enjoy this special, festive version of this Home Alone 2 mashup design based on the classic Metallica Ride The Lightning shirt. Little Kevin has turned up the heat and this time, Marv is riding the lightning! Smell that? It's a crispy bandit! Shocking!

MARGO: "Why is the carpet all wet, Todd?!" TODD: "I DON'T KNOW, MARGO!" — Just one of countless hilarious moments in the 1989, Chevy Chase classic comedy, Christmas Vacation. Snag this fun design that pays tribute to a movie we all love, and share a laugh with friends and family!

Covered from head to toe in paint, scrapes and bruises, what more can Marv take? Enjoy this Home Alone 2 mashup design based on the classic Metallica Ride The Lightning shirt. Little Kevin has turned up the heat and this time, Marv is riding the lightning! Smell that? It's a crispy bandit! Shocking!

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Just a couple of misfits, rebelling against the status quo. Taking a stand against bullies. They were punk before anyone knew what punk was. Rudolph and Hermey showed Christmas Town a thing or two. Now you can show people how punk you are, this holiday season, with this nod to the classic punk band Misfits' tshirt. There are color and white print versions of both Rudolph the Reindeer and Hermey the Elf.

Gideon's offers fair pricing for all your ill gotten gains. No questions asked. All sales final!

Just a couple of misfits, rebelling against the status quo. Taking a stand against bullies. They were punk before anyone knew what punk was. Rudolph and Hermey showed Christmas Town a thing or two. Now you can show people how punk you are, this holiday season, with this nod to the classic punk band Misfits' tshirt. There are color and white print versions of both Rudolph the Reindeer and Hermey the Elf.

Just a couple of misfits, rebelling against the status quo. Taking a stand against bullies. They were punk before anyone knew what punk was. Rudolph and Hermey showed Christmas Town a thing or two. Now you can show people how punk you are, this holiday season, with this nod to the classic punk band Misfits' tshirt. There are color and white print versions of both Rudolph the Reindeer and Hermey the Elf.

Clark's decided to open his own Christmas Tree farm. Kick off your fun old fashion family Christmas by heading out into the country and embrace the frosty majesty of the winter landscape to select that most important of Christmas symbols. The most enduring traditions of the season are best enjoyed in the warm embrace of kith and kin. Just don't forget the saw!

Have a soap connoisseur on your Christmas list? Do they like fudge as well? You're in luck! We're proud to announce Ralphie's "Fine Soap-Flavored Fudge!" A perfect gift for all Christmas Story fans. We promise you won't be stricken blind. Just don't say the eff, dash, dash, dash word when you taste it's mellow smoothness!

Have a soap connoisseur on your Christmas list? Do they like fudge as well? You're in luck! We're proud to announce Ralphie's "Fine Soap-Flavored Fudge" Sampler! A perfect gift for all Christmas Story fans. We promise you won't be stricken blind. Just don't say the eff, dash, dash, dash word when you taste it's mellow smoothness!

MARGO: "Why is the carpet all wet, Todd?!" TODD: "I DON'T KNOW, MARGO!" — Just one of countless hilarious moments in the 1989, Chevy Chase classic comedy, Christmas Vacation. Snag this fun design that pays tribute to a movie we all love, and share a laugh with friends and family!

Captain Quint! He's not just a shark hunter. He's a legend. He's who every harpooner or sword fisherman aspire's to be. This former Navy sailor doesn't have time for pleasure boatin' or day sailin'. If it's a shark you're after, he'll catch that bird for you!

You know the classic words coined in the legendary Raven poem by Poe! Eric knows them. You heard him rapping, didn't you? Gideon sure did. He's looking for something in an engagement ring. A Gold engagement ring pawned a year ago by a customer named Tin Tin. He confided in Eric before he ran out of breath!

Greeting cards. Isn't that precious? Don't pay Top Dollar for cards that beg the question, "Are we having fun or what?" Devil's Night greeting cards won't break you and they have just what you need for every occasion. Disorder, chaos, anarchy...now that's fun!

Greeting cards. Isn't that precious? Don't pay Top Dollar for cards that beg the question, "Are we having fun or what?" Devil's Night greeting cards won't break you and they have just what you need for every occasion. Disorder, chaos, anarchy...now that's fun!

Behold! All Hallow's Eve has become a night of frolic, where children...and adults don costumes and run amuck! Now you can put a spell on everyone with this magical design. No hocus pocus needed. Embrace your inner Sanderson and run amuck! Amuck! Amuck!