Posters and Art Prints
Description: Show your stacks pride with the Library Card Resident: a cozy little mouse librarian in spectacles holding up a vintage checkout card stamped full of due dates. For lifelong library kids and card-carrying book lovers everywhere. Illustration AI-assisted; typography hand-built.
Description: Per policy 7-B. The turtle compliance officer has read the handbook cover to cover and will quote it at you, slowly. This deliberately crude MS Paint-style doodle is for everyone who has ever been told that is against policy by someone moving at a fraction of a mile per hour. Ideal as funny compliance gifts, HR/legal team Secret Santa ideas, or a desk trophy for the enforcer. Stick it on the binder of doom; wear the tee to the next mandatory training. From The Oakhaven Archive gift shop.
Description: Let's circle back. The four words that mean absolutely nothing, delivered by a sloth in an HR lanyard who will get back to you in six to eight business months. This deliberately crude MS Paint-style doodle captures the majestic energy of every meeting that could have been an email. Perfect as funny coworker gifts, HR Secret Santa ideas, or a desk accessory for anyone fluent in corporate nothing-speak. Slap the sticker on your laptop, or wear the tee. From The Oakhaven Archive gift shop.
Description: I saw nothing. The possum on night shift has perfected the art of professional unawareness. This deliberately crude MS Paint-style doodle is for everyone working the hours nobody else wants, guarding a building that is definitely haunted. Perfect as funny security guard gifts, night shift coworker gifts, or a treat for the 3 AM crew. The sticker belongs on a thermos; the tee is the unofficial uniform of the overnight shift. From The Oakhaven Archive gift shop.
Description: Free labor. The pigeon intern has been getting great exposure for fourteen months and still cannot afford lunch. This deliberately crude MS Paint-style doodle salutes every unpaid intern running on hope and office coffee. Perfect as funny gifts for interns, recent grads surviving their first job, or anyone paid in experience. Stick it on a water bottle, a resume folder, or the break room fridge as a tiny protest. From The Oakhaven Archive gift shop.
Description: Synergy. Nobody knows what it means, but the owl in the corner office says it with total confidence. This deliberately crude MS Paint-style doodle is for everyone who has nodded along in a meeting while understanding none of it. A strong pick for funny boss gifts, executive Secret Santa ideas, or leadership team gag gifts. The sticker belongs on a laptop lid at the next all-hands; the tee is for the manager who says synergy unironically. From The Oakhaven Archive gift shop.
Description: Trust the spreadsheet. The hamster accountant has color-coded, pivot-tabled, and stress-eaten his way through closing week. This deliberately crude MS Paint-style doodle is for everyone who has ever cried into cell D47. Ideal as funny accountant gifts, tax season survival gear, or finance team Secret Santa picks. The sticker goes on the laptop that runs the macros; the tee is for casual Friday during audit season. From The Oakhaven Archive gift shop.
Description: Touching base. The goose project manager does not ask for status updates, it demands them, loudly, at 7 AM. This deliberately crude MS Paint-style doodle is for everyone who has been chased across a parking lot by a deadline with wings. Excellent as funny project manager gifts, scrum master gag gifts, or a warning label for your desk. Stick it on the sprint board, the laptop, or the office door of whoever keeps scheduling the standup. From The Oakhaven Archive gift shop.
Description: Please hold. The goldfish receptionist forgot your call thirty seconds ago and will forget it again. This deliberately crude MS Paint-style doodle is for everyone who has ever been transferred into the void. Lovely as funny receptionist gifts, front desk coworker gifts, or office Secret Santa picks. The sticker goes on the phone console; the tee is for the gatekeeper of the whole operation. From The Oakhaven Archive gift shop.
Description: Turn it off and on. The frog in the headset has solved 4,000 tickets with this one sentence and is not sorry. This deliberately crude MS Paint-style doodle honors the IT heroes holding the whole company together with a reboot and a prayer. Great as funny IT gifts, helpdesk coworker gifts, or sysadmin day surprises. Stick it on the server room door, the work laptop, or the mug of the person who actually fixes things. From The Oakhaven Archive gift shop.
Description: Low hanging fruit. The bat consultant hangs upside down, bills by the hour, and has never done the actual work. This deliberately crude MS Paint-style doodle is for everyone who has paid five figures for a slide deck that says synergy. Perfect as funny consultant gifts, corporate satire for the MBA crowd, or a parting gift for the contractor who is finally leaving. Stick it on the laptop, the expense report, or the conference room nobody uses. From The Oakhaven Archive gift shop.
