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Description: Be Kind of a Bitch

Description: Camping

Description: Baking it's how I hug

Description: I am the Warranty

Description: Emotional Support Bottom

Description: I Don’t Like Working Out Cuz It Hurts

Description: I Love Contributing To The Declining Birth Rate

Description: American Flag Golf

Description: my son in law is my favorite child

Description: The Only Minority Destroying This Country Are the Billionaires

Description: Funny Sarcastic I Woke Up Sexy As Hell Again

Description: Common sense is like deodorant the people who need it most never use it

Description: 250 years later and still fighting for democracy

Description: I’m-My-Mother-in-Law’s-Favorite-Child

Description: Your Lack Of Planning Is Not My Emergency

Description: I don't have the patience or the crayons to explain this to you

Description: I Want For You Whatever You Want For Immigrants

Description: Oops I bought another book

Description: I Want For You Whatever You Want For Immigrants

Description: I Like My Sugar With Coffee And Cream

Description: No My Truck Isn't Done Yet

Description: That's Not How This Works, That's Not How Any Of This Works

Description: I Have To Say Weird Stuff Or I'll Die

Description: No New Tools Today

Description: Irritable Like My Bowels

Description: If You're Reading This I Will Not Do Your Taxes

Description: Adult-humour

Description: Legalize Marinara

Description: I Love the Sound You Make When You Shut Up Funny Sarcastic

Description: I have a GUN and am SCHIZOPHRENIC

Description: Are You OK No But I'm Funny

Description: Some People Are Alive Because Its Illegal to Kill - Dark Humor

Description: Normal Heartbeat Deceased Heartbeat Heartbeat Watching

Description: Don't Talk To Me My Dad Is Dead And I'm Mad At The Government

Description: fathers-day

Description: Please be patient with me - My mom took Tylenol