sendyon

Description: Common sense is like deodorant the people who need it most never use it

Description: 250 years later and still fighting for democracy

Description: I’m-My-Mother-in-Law’s-Favorite-Child

Description: Your Lack Of Planning Is Not My Emergency

Description: I don't have the patience or the crayons to explain this to you

Description: I Want For You Whatever You Want For Immigrants

Description: Oops I bought another book

Description: I Want For You Whatever You Want For Immigrants

Description: I Like My Sugar With Coffee And Cream

Description: No My Truck Isn't Done Yet

Description: That's Not How This Works, That's Not How Any Of This Works

Description: I Have To Say Weird Stuff Or I'll Die

Description: No New Tools Today

Description: Irritable Like My Bowels

Description: If You're Reading This I Will Not Do Your Taxes

Description: Adult-humour

Description: Legalize Marinara

Description: I Love the Sound You Make When You Shut Up Funny Sarcastic

Description: I have a GUN and am SCHIZOPHRENIC

Description: Are You OK No But I'm Funny

Description: Some People Are Alive Because Its Illegal to Kill - Dark Humor

Description: Normal Heartbeat Deceased Heartbeat Heartbeat Watching

Description: Don't Talk To Me My Dad Is Dead And I'm Mad At The Government

Description: fathers-day

Description: Please be patient with me - My mom took Tylenol

Description: Patriotic Freedom

Description: Concerned Citizen

Description: Still don't care

Description: Sometimes I Meet People and Feel Bad For Their Dog

Description: Everything-Hurts

Description: Cute but psycho

Description: Long Beach Arched

Description: If You Don't Have Anything Nice To Say Sit Next To Me

Description: Yes I'm a Bitch But Not Yours Skeleton Quote

Description: Without Freedom Of Speech Funny Sarcastic Quote Humor

Description: Well Crap Turns Out This Is My Circus Those Are My Monkeys