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Hey! I'm Shapelessflame, an Appalchian illustrator of cartoon critters 'n cryptids. My art style has been honed over decades - no gen AI used EVER.

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F**k Around and Find Out Groundhog Socks
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Description: I wouldn't mess with this groundhog.

Tags: critter, find out, fuck around and find out, funny, humor
Harbinger of Chill Socks
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Description: Mothman is just chillin'. So misunderstood.

Tags: chill, chill out, chilling, creature, cryptid

Harbinger of Chill Socks

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New Plants Mothman Socks
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Description: I'm filled with wonder and awe when I discover a new plant. So is Mothman. Aren't you?

Tags: botanical, cryptid art, floral, flower pot, funny art

New Plants Mothman Socks

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I Go to the Woods Raccoon Socks
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Description: I go the woods to be left the f__k alone. I mean, this shirt pretty much says it all.

Tags: backpacking, explore, exploring, forest, hike

I Go to the Woods Raccoon Socks

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The Perimenopossum Socks
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Description: Middle-aged AFAB folks will know.

Tags: aging, comic, critter, feminism, funny

The Perimenopossum Socks

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Well, Fart on My Heart Mouse Socks
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Description: A cute lil mouse having a rough time.

Tags: comic, critter, fart, funny, funny slogan

Well, Fart on My Heart Mouse Socks

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Precious Lil Scamp Socks
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Description: A lil fox sleeps with the words: Sorry I didn't text back. I was napping in the brush like a precious lil scamp.

Tags: critter, critters, cute, cute animals, fox

Precious Lil Scamp Socks

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Always Squirreling Away New Books Socks
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Description: A.S.A.N.B. always squirreling away new books! Perfect for yourself or that book lover in your life.

Tags: book, book collector, books, forest creature, reader
Seasonal Depression Bear Socks

Description: Is it season depression or burn out? Surprise! It's both. Poor black bear.

Tags: animals, bear, black bear, burnout, depression

Seasonal Depression Bear Socks

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The Loveland Frogman Socks
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Description: Original illustration of the lesser known Ohio cryptid, the Loveland Frogman.

Tags: creature, cryptozoology, frog, frogman, loveland frogman

The Loveland Frogman Socks

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Motivational Morel Mushroom Man Socks
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Description: Sometimes the good is hard to find, but I promise it's there.

Tags: adventure, cute, finding the good, foraging, forest
This Charming Mothman Socks
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Description: This charming (moth)man.

Tags: creepy cute, cryptid, cute, lovers, monster

This Charming Mothman Socks

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Everyone Is So Annoying Mothman Socks
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Description: Even Mothman gets sick of doomscrolling

Tags: annoyed, cell phone, cryptid, doomscrolling, mental health
Flatwoods Monster Favorite Things Socks

Description: What are the Flatwoods Monster's favorite things?

Tags: alien, aliens, braxton, creature, cryptid
Thicc in the Thicket Bigfoot Socks
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Description: Thicc in the thicket. Bigfoot looking fabulous.

Tags: body inclusive, body positivity, creature, cryptid, cryptid art

Thicc in the Thicket Bigfoot Socks

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Squonk's Favorite Things Socks
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Description: Squonk's favorite things!

Tags: creature, cryptid, folklore, funny, legend

Squonk's Favorite Things Socks

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Fetch the Necromancer Ghost Socks
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Description: Fetch the necromancer, my f--cks are deceased.

Tags: funny, ghosts, go away, goth, graveyard

Fetch the Necromancer Ghost Socks

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I Made S'Mores with Bashful Billy Socks
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Description: I made s'mores with Bashful Billy in Wheeling, WV. West Virginia's unknown legend.

Tags: alien, campfire, camping, creature, cryptid
Obsessed with Pedro Pascal Jackalope Socks
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Description: Why, yes, I am also obsessed with Pedro Pascal. Don't try to make sense of it. Just deal with it.

Tags: creatures, cryptid, desert, fan art, funny
Oglebayfest 2024 Socks
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Description: The 2024 design for the Oglebayfest fall festival in Wheeling, WV featuring Mothman + a raccoon on a swan paddle boat in Oglebay Park.

Tags: appalachia, critter, cryptid, monster, oglebay

Oglebayfest 2024 Socks

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Sexy Potato Socks
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Description: Are you a sexy potato? Show it off!

Tags: body inclusive, cute, food lover, funny, potato

Sexy Potato Socks

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I Know What I Saw! Fox Socks
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Description: I KNOW WHAT I SAW!

Tags: alien, conspiracy theories, cute animals, fox, fox mulder

I Know What I Saw! Fox Socks

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I Need Sunshine Cow Socks
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Description: I need sunshine (and for you to leave me alone). A cute cow tells it like it is.

Tags: animal, animal lover, antisocial, cow, cows

I Need Sunshine Cow Socks

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You Can't Kill My Vibe Socks

Description: You can't kill my vibe (or this pumpkin's vibe for that matter), so best of luck to you.

Tags: autumn, fall, funny, halloween, pumpkin

You Can't Kill My Vibe Socks

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Summon Ancient Forest Spirits Socks
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Description: Two squirrels worshipping the Green Man with the text: All I wanna do is summon ancient forest spirits with you.

Tags: critters, forest, ghosts, green man, halloween

Summon Ancient Forest Spirits Socks

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Let's Chase UFOs Together Socks
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Description: Cute raccoon critters stand in the forest and look up to a UFO in the sky.

Tags: alien, critter, cryptozoology, cute animals, forest

Let's Chase UFOs Together Socks

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Cute Yeti Socks
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Description: A cute lil yeti waves hello.

Tags: bigfoot, childrens, creature, cryptid, cute cryptids

Cute Yeti Socks

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High Strangeness Possums Socks
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Description: Wanna cuddle and talk about high strangeness? Two possums discuss the mysteries of the universe.

Tags: alien ufo, aliens, critters, cryptid, cryptozoology

High Strangeness Possums Socks

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I Can't Shake It Socks
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Description: Original design, lyrics pulled from a Crosses song. Enjoy my fan art!

Tags: crosses, crosses band, fan art, shapelessflame, witchcraft

I Can't Shake It Socks

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Let That Sh*t Go Socks
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Description: An illustration of mushrooms in the moss under a full moon with an always true quote.

Tags: full moon, inspirational quote, moss, motivational, mushroom art

Let That Sh*t Go Socks

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