Description: What if Viagra Boys did a hardcore punk tee shirt for their Australian tour? Really I just want a tee shirt for when I see them in January 2026 They've been through some sh*t, man I seem like such a bitch when I talk about Swedish politics Or maybe he's Australian I never really listen when he's talking 'bout himself
Description: Guantánamo Bay and ICE have put on a music festival for everyone. Free Tickets, free camping, free showers, volunteers wanted. A lack of character is not a problem to getting a job on the festival.
Guantánamo Bay Music Festival - ICE - Heavy Metal for Trump T-Shirt
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Description: Funeral lamingtons and the portent of doom. Also called Coconut Squares in the USA but you guys also use imperial measurement instead of metric system so I'm not redoing it for a bunch of seppos who don't know what a metre is. Knock knock Whos there? Your doom Who answers the door to your doom?
Description: A new style Presidential seal for the Taco trump trade on wall street. Because Trump always chickens out. No Artificial Intelligence was used the making of this artwork . There is some smug intelligence of my own though and I'm all real intelligence , I have multiple degrees to prove it.
Description: I love the girls and the money and the shame of life My shallow mind is just a sign of your game of life There were girls in the front There were girls in the back And there were girls pettin' squirrels And there were squirrels smokin' crack With an old Navy Seal and the DEA And a loaded automatic just to blow me all away With a dog drinkin' liquor from a hole in the sky And a picture of a pitcher throwin' pitches at a guy He had a problem with his sister and her 3D cups And a brother with a shovel just to shake it all up I love the girls and the money and the shame of life Hop down they're the people on the street Where the fuzz in the navel make the people want to eat My shallow mind is just a sign of your game
Description: vegan leather is just plastic. I don't know what's worse watering a methane belching cow and killing and eating it and using the rest of it for leather, gelatine and fertiliser. Or digging up fossil fuels via the petro- chemical to make plastic which is now everywhere, doesn't degrade and will never disappear after killing our oceans and fuelling climate change. But how are those wax virtue wings you unfurl as you fly too close to the sun?
Description: Back in 1980 something JG Thirlwell in his Clint Ruin persona sang Bedrock , and one of the lines is he killed Louie, Louie the fly, funny thing is JG is Australian so the song is aping USA culture but referencing an Australian TV commercial about a dirty fly who had the voice of an American low life new York gangster. Come to Bedrock!
Description: 'Go Sports!' said Arthur Dent and wondered where his life went, and why there were no dolphins anymore and what became of Trillian's mice Pinkie and Perky. The original UK science fiction double feature picture show.
The answer to life the universe and everything - Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy T-Shirt
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