Snarky Faith

Description: A filthy little love letter to power worship. “Love the Boot? Lick It.” takes aim at nationalism, authoritarianism, and the strange urge to confuse submission with patriotism. Distressed punk artwork, a looming combat boot, and just enough political decay to make the point.

Description: For the people who ask the annoying question, poke the comfortable system, and refuse to stop buzzing around polite consensus. Gadfly 4 Life pairs a grimy punk-zine aesthetic with a gloriously confrontational fly. Ideal for critics, contrarians, skeptics, activists, recovering church people, and anyone professionally committed to being inconvenient.

Description: Jimothy, the internet’s most determined little raccoon, is here to answer the only question that matters: WWJD? A distressed vintage-style design for raccoon fans, cryptid enthusiasts, and anyone built a little differently.

Description: Spread the love with this groovy 70s-inspired sunshine design. Warm sunset colors, a retro rainbow, puffy clouds, and vintage lettering come together in a shirt that's sure to turn heads at your next church potluck. Bring the good vibes wherever you go.

Description: Welcome to Snark Industries—where faith gets deconstructed, retooled, and reissued with maximum sarcasm. Inspired by a certain billionaire tech genius (minus the narcissism and war profiteering), this design is for the spiritually disillusioned, the theologically overqualified, and the ones who know that truth-telling sometimes requires a sharp tongue and a sharper logo.

Description: A simple message with sharp edges. Make Love ❤️ Not Holy Wars. This minimalist design flips a familiar phrase into a critique of religious conflict, certainty, and the systems that turn belief into battlegrounds. Clean, direct, and easy to wear without shouting.

Description: A calm, official reminder for those still here. Inspired by mid-century public awareness posters and the unsettling certainty of end-times culture, this design is for anyone who grew up expecting to disappear and somehow didn’t. Report all vanishings immediately. Stay calm. Remain earthbound. Perfect for ex-evangelicals, religious skeptics, theology nerds, and survivors of rapture anxiety.

Description: Crisp white “FEED THE RICH” with a smug fine-print “…they’re still hungry.” For those who like their anti-capitalist shade served bold—on a dark shirt.

Description: The Bible is very clear… until you read it. This design leans into one of Scripture’s most aggressively awkward verses with a calm donkey, an overwhelming wave, and a reference most pastors hope you never Google. No verse quoted. No explanation offered. Context is between you and Ezekiel. Perfect for lovers of religious satire, ex-evangelicals, theology nerds, and anyone who enjoys watching certainty collapse under its own footnotes.

Description: A deadpan twist on a familiar proverb, this design leans into quiet absurdity and lets the joke sit just under the surface. Rendered in a rough, antique woodcut style, the curved trout and imperfect type feel like something pulled from a forgotten moral pamphlet—until you read it twice. Then it lands. Subtle, a little off, and intentionally not polished, this piece fits right in with a darker, dry-witted take on culture, conformity, and going along with the flow. Printed in high-contrast black ink for a worn, old-world look that doesn’t try too hard—and doesn’t need to.

Description: The prosperity gospel meets Southern grift. A mash-up parody of the televangelist aesthetic — big hair, bigger smile, and a heart full of hustle. For fans of The Righteous Gemstones and anyone who’s ever side-eyed a “seed-faith” sermon.

Description: Retro 70s-inspired tee featuring two happy mushrooms arm in arm under the phrase “Partners in Mushrooms.” Vintage colors, friendly vibes, and just the right dose of weird.

Description: A stark, minimalist statement tee. Lowercase monospace text—quiet, cold, and darkly funny. It’s not a question, it’s an observation.

Description: A perfectly serious reminder of… something. This design blends devotional aesthetics with absurd internet mythology, presenting a statement that feels meaningful until you think about it for more than two seconds. Ideal for fans of dry humor, religious satire, and those who appreciate when sincerity and nonsense collide. Clean, minimal, and intentionally straight-faced—because the best jokes don’t explain themselves.

Description: When Froggie went to Portland, he did ride — uh-huh. A bold, vintage-inspired protest design featuring our heroic amphibian on horseback, standing up (and ribbiting out) against injustice. Styled like a WPA poster, this flat-color emblem blends humor, rebellion, and just the right amount of snark. Perfect for anyone who believes satire is a form of resistance. Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Hops not cops, ICE ain’t nice, and Froggie rides for the people.

Description: A bold emblem design featuring “Setting Boundaries” in heavy block type above a savage combat knife, with “Savage Revenge” arced below in sharp gothic lettering. Perfect for light-colored tees with an unapologetic edge.

Description: This bold design says what we’re all thinking—“thoughts and prayers” don’t fix a damn thing. A gritty, punk-inspired engraving of hands in mock prayer, middle fingers raised high, with a banner that calls out the emptiness of performative sympathy. Perfect for anyone tired of empty platitudes and looking to wear their snark loud.

Description: A calm, authoritative statement in the middle of obvious contradiction. “THERE IS NO HAIL” sits above a simple storm icon actively dropping hail, followed by the reassurance: “DO NOT FEAR.” Minimalist, deadpan, and just uncomfortable enough to land. This design leans into institutional certainty while reality keeps bouncing off your head. Clean lines, bold typography, and a message that says more than it admits.

Description: Bold black text screaming “FEED THE RICH” with a tiny sarcastic disclaimer “…they’re still hungry.” Perfect for when you want to serve late-stage capitalism a side of irony—on a light shirt.

Description: Two hands. Two middle fingers. One pointed reference. This bold, minimalist design calls out hypocrisy with a subtle twist—Matthew 23:27 stamped right where it belongs. Clean, defiant, and unapologetically sharp.

Description: James Dobson may be gone, but his legacy of spanking-as-sanctification lives on. This vintage-style tee parodies the golden age of evangelical parenting propaganda with a nod (and a belt) to Focus on the Family. Featuring a distressed 1970s design, belt halo, and all the sanctified shame you can wear without bruising. For exvangelicals, deconstructors, and anyone who knows the gospel was never meant to hurt this much.

Description: A snarky parody of the classic Cracker Barrel logo — featuring a literal "cracker in a barrel." This vintage-style design pokes fun at cultural outrage and nostalgic branding, perfect for anyone who enjoys satire served with a side of dry humor. Not affiliated with Cracker Barrel (obviously).

Description: Banksy meets street food. This stencil-inspired design captures a defiant figure mid-throw — not with a brick, but a perfectly wrapped gyro. Pink polo, white shorts, and an arm that means business. A silent nod to the humor and grit of small acts of resistance.

Description: Bold, unapologetic, and straight to the point. This high-contrast linocut-style hand gives the universal salute with “RESIST” tattooed down the middle finger — a rebellious statement against oppression, corruption, and complacency. Perfect for activists, protestors, and anyone who believes in standing up and speaking out.

Description: Striking white-on-transparent design featuring “I’M A CONSUMABLE GOOD” inside a stark barcode. A clean yet cutting take on how late-stage capitalism packages people as products. Works best on dark shirts for maximum impact.

Description: In a world of thirst traps and follower counts, be a voice that can’t be silenced. Inspired by Carl Theodor Dreyer’s The Passion of Joan of Arc and served with a side of snark, this design calls out the noise of influencers and calls in something real—conviction, courage, and a little righteous fire. For those who would rather be burned than branded.

Description: Sartre slumps in defiant apathy, holding a protest sign that says “This is nothing.” White minimalist linework for maximum existential despair. Satire’s dead. So is Sartre. Wear it like you mean it—just don’t expect meaning.

Description: A mantra. A misheard name. A mood. "Go With the Flow Romeo" is a phrase born poolside and shaped by river currents, spiritual detours, and the subtle art of not forcing it. This vintage-inspired long sleeve tee is for the drifters, the deep feelers, the ones learning to move with life instead of muscling through it. Retro serif lettering rides the design like a current—complete with a low-key wave to keep things fluid. You don’t have to know what it means. That’s part of the charm.

Description: What happens when cultural opposites make out in a rhinestone truck stop? This design rides the line between y’all and yasss — dripping in satire, sass, and secondhand smoke. Glitter never looked this confused (or hot).

Description: Minimal effort. Maximum sarcasm. This design is exactly what it says it is—and if you expected more, that's on you. Perfect for the irony enthusiast who’s done pretending to care.

Description: A bold parody of the classic thank-you bag, this Snarky Faith design flips nostalgia into irreverence. With stacked red typography and a single bolded line shouting “SNARKY FAITH,” it's a wearable wink for the spiritually curious and skeptically faithful. Bottom line? “Question Everything. Even This.” Because dogma makes a terrible fashion statement.

Description: What happens when you mash up Stranger Things’ Eleven with The Righteous Gemstones’ Uncle Baby Billy? You get Uncle Baby Millie Bobby Brown—a buzzcut revivalist holding a mic like it’s a weapon and wearing enough attitude to shut down a tent meeting and a Demogorgon. Equal parts Walton Goggins energy and supernatural sass, this shirt is your official license to confuse and convert the masses—with style.

Description: Minimalist dystopian statement tee with “I’M A CONSUMABLE GOOD” embedded in a bold barcode. A deadpan jab at capitalism, consumer culture, and the commodification of people. Perfect for anyone who knows the system sees you as inventory.

Description: What happens when televangelist charm meets Wall Street sociopathy? “American Osteen” fuses Joel Osteen’s megachurch grin with Patrick Bateman’s knife-happy menace. A pitch-perfect satire for anyone fed up with prosperity gospel, toxic religion, and the cult of wealth in church clothing. Holy, horrifying, and hilarious.

Description: Hey look, it's a Snarky Faith Radio logo. It's a logo on thing for you to buy. Who wouldn't love to have that ugly mug on your t-shirt or actual mug? Even if you don't listen to Snarky Faith (www.SnarkyFaith.com), these designs are beautiful for any situation. Whether it be shotgunning PBR with your co-workers in the parking lot, your nephew's Bar Mitzvah, or leading a youth group with this holy, yet irreverent icon on your chest - these designs are a fit for all occasions. Buy it now, you'll thank me later.

Description: From the underground labs of sarcasm and sacred mischief, Snark Industries brings you the ultimate brand of holy disruption. Inspired by the sleek confidence of a certain billionaire arms dealer—but with more Jesus and less missiles. Perfect for podcasters, heretics, and anyone spiritually allergic to bullshit. Suit up. Speak truth. Stay snarky. www.SnarkyFaith.com