Cards
Description: Prove that nature always has the upper hand with this funny geology t-shirt featuring the phrase, "Geology Rock Always Wins." Designed with a vintage, distressed aesthetic, this earth science tee showcases a bold boulder and crossed pickaxes, making it a must-have for any geologist, rock hound, or science teacher.
Description: Speak up and stand out with this bold political activism shirt featuring the provocative phrase, "First they came for the immigrants, and I spoke up because I know the rest of the goddamn poem." This design is a modern call to action for anyone who values human rights, solidarity, and the lessons of history.
Description: Stand guard against hate with this #Resist Ranger Cat design. Featuring a determined feline in a traditional ranger hat and the bold warning, "Fascists Get Scratches," this anti-fascist apparel is built for the modern activist.
Resist Ranger Cat Shirt - Fascists Get Scratches - Anti-Fascist Political Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Make a bold statement with this vintage-style anti-fascist cat design featuring the phrase “FASCISTs GET SCRATCHES.” Combining rebellious humor with striking retro artwork, this design is perfect for people who enjoy political protest art, activist graphics, punk-inspired style, and edgy cat-themed apparel.
Description: Level up your gym sessions with this funny workout t-shirt featuring the bold phrase, "Exercising Just Enough To F*ck and Fight." Perfect for the gym rat who embraces unhinged gym humor and ironic fitness memes, this design is the ultimate pump cover for your next lift. Whether you're into bodybuilding, powerlifting, or just have a sarcastic edge, this edgy gym shirt makes a loud statement about your fitness goals and attitude.
Description: Show off your love for adorable farm animals with this “Easily Distracted by Baby Goats” design. Perfect for goat lovers, animal fans, farmers, petting zoo enthusiasts, and anyone who can’t resist cute baby goats. This funny goat design features a playful baby goat illustration with a charming, rustic style that’s great for everyday wear.
Description: Serve up laughs with this funny “Bartender Just Like a Therapist But Cheaper” design, perfect for bartenders, mixologists, bar staff, and cocktail lovers with a great sense of humor. This vintage-style graphic blends witty bar humor with a retro aesthetic, making it a great choice for anyone who works behind the bar or appreciates the unofficial counseling role bartenders often play. Ideal as a gift for bartender friends, pub workers, drink makers, and nightlife professionals, this design is perfect for birthdays, holidays, work parties, or everyday wear.
Description: Bring bold confidence and playful humor together with this cute Alpha Male unicorn design. Featuring a pastel rainbow, kawaii style, and retro distressed look, this funny graphic is perfect for anyone who loves ironic humor, sarcastic sayings, and whimsical fantasy art. Great for unicorn fans, meme lovers, and people who enjoy funny masculine jokes with a soft aesthetic twist.
Description: Show off your swimmer humor with this vintage-style “Any Idiot Can Swim, But It Takes a Special Idiot to Swim a Marathon” design. Perfect for open water swimmers, marathon swimmers, triathletes, lap swimmers, swim coaches, and swimming fans, this funny swimming graphic blends sarcasm, endurance sport pride, and retro athletic style.
Funny Swimming - Any Idiot Can Swim, But It Takes a Special Idiot to Swim a Marathon Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: If your attention span disappears the moment a pup walks by—or someone mentions a good book—this “Easily Distracted by Dogs and Books” design is for you. Featuring an adorable dog in sunglasses reading with a stack of books, it’s the perfect cozy graphic for bookworms who also happen to be proud dog people. Great for library runs, reading nights, bookstore trips, dog park hangs, and everyday comfy vibes.
Description: If cats are your favorite coping mechanism, this blunt and hilarious design says it perfectly: “cats because people are dicks.” Made for cat people with a sharp sense of humor, this sarcastic cat quote is a great conversation starter and an even better mood. Wear it to the cat café, the grocery store, or anywhere you’d rather be home with your feline roommate(s).
Description: Stay "paws-itive" with this clever and cute Cation design, perfect for science enthusiasts and cat lovers alike! This unique graphic features a dictionary-style definition of a "Cation" as an ion with a "paws-itive" charge, accompanied by an adorable orange tabby cat curled up in a peaceful nap.
Description: Stay in the green and keep the vibes chill with this "Low Cortisol Levels" design. Featuring a classic, vintage-inspired stress meter, this artwork shows the needle exactly where it belongs: firmly in the low-stress zone. The distressed, retro aesthetic and warm color palette make it a perfect statement piece for anyone prioritizing their mental health and wellness.
Description: Get ready to sham-rock the parade with this hilarious "Who's Your Paddy?" design! This witty and playful take on a classic phrase is the perfect addition to your St. Patrick's Day festivities. Featuring a stylishly distressed, mint-green font and a lucky three-leaf clover, this graphic captures the irreverent spirit of the Irish holiday.
Description: Master the ultimate pub challenge this March with our "Split The G" design! This vintage-inspired artwork features a classic pint of dark stout perfectly centered within a wreath of lucky shamrocks. With bold typography and a traditional aesthetic, this graphic celebrates the legendary Irish drinking game where precision is everything.
Description: Stay in the green and keep the vibes chill with this "Low Cortisol Levels" design. Featuring a classic, vintage-inspired stress meter, this artwork shows the needle exactly where it belongs: firmly in the low-stress zone. The distressed, retro aesthetic and warm color palette make it a perfect statement piece for anyone prioritizing their mental health and wellness.
Description: Find calm in the chaos with this striking “Samurai Meditating” design. A focused samurai sits cross‑legged with his katana at his side, framed by distant mountains, birds in flight, and a soft watercolor sky. The artwork blends traditional Japanese warrior imagery with peaceful zen meditation, making it perfect for martial arts fans, Japan lovers, and anyone who connects with mindfulness and inner strength.
Description: Bring home a quirky Osaka souvenir vibe with this “Osaka Dotonbori Drunken Octopus” design. Featuring a cute winking octopus holding a sake bottle and cup in a retro sunset layout, this graphic is perfect for fans of Japan travel, street food culture, and playful Japanese-themed art.
Description: If you’ve ever finished a book and immediately missed the characters like old friends, this design is for you. Featuring the phrase “I’m too emotionally attached to fictional characters” in an elegant, vintage storybook style, it’s the perfect reader humor shirt for bookworms who get fully invested in every plot twist, romance, and heartbreaking ending.
I’m Too Emotionally Attached to Fictional Characters – Book Lover Quote Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Keep your cool and your stitches even with this hilarious "I Sew So I Don't Choke People" design. Featuring a detailed skeleton working away at a vintage sewing machine, this artwork perfectly captures the "sew-therapy" mindset. The ornate, Victorian-style border is packed with sewing notions like thread spools, scissors, and thimbles, all wrapped in a beautifully dark, gothic aesthetic.
Description: Cancel your weekend plans and head to the rink with this "I Can't, I Have Plans at the Boy Aquarium" design. Perfect for anyone who has traded their Friday nights for the cold air and high-intensity energy of a hockey arena, this graphic celebrates the internet's favorite nickname for the ice.
Description: Embrace your morning mood with this "Cawfee First Then The Chaos" design, perfect for those who need a caffeine boost before tackling the day. This intricate, vintage-inspired illustration features a grumpy black crow clutching a steaming mug of coffee and a rolled-up newspaper, surrounded by elegant flourishes and coffee bean motifs.
Description: Celebrate your lack of literary ambition with this hilarious "A Day Without Reading" design. This clever artwork features an adorable raccoon holding a book, setting up the classic inspirational quote "A day without reading is like..." before delivering the honest punchline: "...Just Kidding, I Have No Idea."
