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Description: funny saying "sorry for what i said when it was 39 c"

Description: don't judge me by pounds and i won't judge you by inches

Description: sorry if i looked interested i'm not

Description: "tell your parents that i'm a huge fan of their work" quote on back

Description: "i make eye contact and suddenly forget how to act" funny introvert quote saying

Description: undiagnosed but everyone's pretty sure

Description: karma is like 69 you get what you give

Description: "i'm not famous but i'm pretty sure someone's therapist knows my name"

Description: "i love me who shut the fuck up" funny women girl feminist slogan

Description: funny attitude feminist women quote "i love when men shut the fuck up"

Description: Everything I Love Is Illegal Expensive or Brazilian

Description: "play tennis date blondes drive supercars" rich lifestyle funny quote on back

Description: funny dating humor quote "BEING SINGLE IS BETTER THAN ASKING A BOY TO ACT LIKE A MAN"

Description: "i want him to treat me like a princess but he wants to be a princess too"

Description: if i'm too much go find less

Description: funny 40th birthday 40 years old "i'm not 40 i'm twenty twenty"

Description: funny dating ex boyfriend "i loved him but he needed a therapist not a girlfriend"

Description: 40th birthday funny gift joke "i'm not 40 i'm 18 with 22 years of experience"

Description: Funny dating humor "i don't have bad taste in men bad men have good taste"

Description: i'm not 30 i'm 18 wtih 12 years of experience

Description: "i'm not shy i just don't like you" funny attitude sassy girl

Description: funny dating humor "he said he likes physical touch so i slapped him"

Description: a gf is temporary being a hot ex is forever

Description: i want you to know but i don't want to tell you

Description: funny dating attidue sassy quote "i don't care how many girls make him laugh i made him cry"

Description: IF I'M TOO MUCH YOU WERE NEVER ENOUGH

Description: "I'm not cold i'm just not yours" funny dating attitude design on back

Description: Don't invite me to the afters i have not self control

Description: "when i was born devil said ohh shit competition" funny mischievous evil joke

Description: funny saying "karma is like 69 you get what you give"

Description: funny husband "My wife said i Could"

Description: "i need a bf bank account full of money" funny dating

Description: i have never met a mom that doesn't like me funny quote

Description: i don't know how to flirt but we can argue

Description: there is motion at your front door tung tung tung sahur

Description: golden-retriever