Starbase79

Description: Landscape: Yes Portrait: No

Description: Sorry son.

Description: Talk about Burying the lead

Description: If you don't get it, you have never had to deal with the government

Description: Let's keep it that way!

Description: It doesn't matter, they will not read it

Description: Pairs well with the "Fire Is Hot" sign also available

Description: WARNING: To avoid injury, don't tell me how to do my job

Description: Sometimes that reason is you're stupid and make bad decisions

Description: Determination; If all else fails, remember that your coworkers are edible.

Description: NOTICE, unattended children will be given Red Bull and taught how to swear

Description: NOTICE, Bad planning on your part does not necessarily constitute an automatic emergency on my part.

Description: Hang this outside your office or work area.

Description: Looks Legit.

Description: CAUTION, Heavy Pedestrian Traffic

Description: Remember, a Tesla Autopilot will not detect them.

Description: I repeat, this is not a drill!

Description: Dihydrogen Monoxide is commonly referred to as Water

Description: Danger is my middle name

Description: Danger, Helicopters operate in this area. If you find yourself walking towards a big noisy thing with spinning blades, turn around.

Description: DANGER, Fire Is Hot

Description: DO NOT TOUCH, Not only will this kill you, it will hurt the whole time you are dying

Description: I may look calm on the outside, but in my head I've already killed you three times

Description: I'm not saying she's on drugs, but her birthstone is Crystal Meth

Description: Beware of... Well, Just Beware

Description: Intended to be posted in a retail store.

Description: If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop who would they think is in charge?

Description: Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

Description: Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

Description: Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

Description: Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

Description: Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

Description: Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

Description: Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

Description: Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

Description: Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.