Description: GREETINGS BATTLE BROTHERS I AM NEW. HOLDS UP BOLTER MY NAME IS SERGEANT ARGUS BUT YOU CAN CALL ME BATTLE BROTHER. AS YOU CAN SEE I AM VERY LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. THAT IS WHY I HAVE COME HERE, TO MEET OTHER BATTLE BROTHERS WHO ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR LIKE MYSELF. I AM 127 YEARS OF AGE ( PRAISE THE EMPEROR) I LIKE TO PURGE HERETICS AND XENO SCUM WITH MY BATTLE BROTHERS ( I LOVE MY BATTLE BROTHERS, IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THAT THE DEAL WITH IT) IT IS OUR FAVORITE ACTIVITY BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. ALL MY BATTLE BROTHERS ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR TOO OF COURSE, BUT I WANT TO MEET MORE LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR. LIKE THE EMPEROR ONCE SAID, THE MORE THE MERRIER. I HOPE TO BOND WITH A LARGE AMOUNT OF LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR...
Description: hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
Description: Greetings, everyone. I am new. (One second – let me get this spork out of the way.) My name is Katy, but you can call me the Penguin of Doom. (I’m laughing aloud.) As you can plainly see, my actions have no pattern whatsoever. That is why I have come here. To meet similarly patternless individuals, such as myself. I am 13 – mature for my age, however! – and I enjoy watching Invader Zim with my girlfriend. (I am bisexual. Please approach this subject maturely.) It is our favorite television show, as it adequately displays stochastic manners of behavior such as we possess.
Description: *1 dai gurl n boi r mekin out. dey r in luv. gurl stops meking out n asks boi to get poptartz. he dus. den gurl teks deep breff. den gurl sais "bf i am pregnent will u stay ma bf" n he seys "no". gurl iz hertbrokn. </////3 gurl criez n runz awaii from boi wiffout eatin poptart n she has low blood suga so she fols. boi runs ova 2 her. she ded. </333333333 boi crie "i sed i no b ur bf...cus i wona b ur husband!" he screems n frows poptart @ wol... a bootiful diomand ring wus insyd. ♥ rglob if u crey always. tru luv iz unfare.
Description: gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode. she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr" he said "NO.." ... da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine. boy was cryin and went to pic up her body. she was ded. he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr) xxx~*...LIKE DIS IF U CRY EVRY TIME...~*xxx
Description: Sad Frog is a cartoon drawing of a depressed-looking frog, often accompanied by the text “Feels Bad Man” or “You Will Never X”. It is used to denote feelings of failure or disappointment, either by posting the image or using the phrase “feelsbadman.jpg.” Sad Frog may be seen as the antithesis of Feels Good Man.
Description: October 6, Earth Science class. It seemed to be a normal enough day. As usual, everyone in class was either taking obsessive-compulsive notes or was in a zombie-like daze of boredom. The teacher, off on her random, irreverent tangent, was paying little attention to my row. The boy next to me turns his head. "Want to hear a joke?"he asked nonchalantly. "Sure." I answered, figuring it would be innocent enough. Little did I know this joke would change my life forever. "What did the injured cats say to each other?" "I don't know." I replied, eager to cut to the chase. "Me-owch." There was a brief moment of silence, in which the sheer shittiness of the joke settled in. No-one in the room could believe a jest that abhorrent could be spawne...
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Description: Once you have accomplished spreading a thin layer of peanut butter onto the white of one side of one slice of bread, and likewise has been accomplished using grape jelly on a separate slice of bread, you must match the slices of bread up to each other, forming a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. In this scenario, the peanut butter-covered face of bread must be facing the jelly-covered face of the second slice of bread so that the peanut butter surface touched the surface of the jelly. The surface of the peanut butter is not allowed to touch a jelly-less substance of bread, resulting in the jelly facing outwards, and likewise applies to the jelly. If a substance is found facing on the outside of the sandwich, the product will not be acce...
Description: Next, you must take a bite of the sandwich. This action will consist of moving the sandwich within such a close proximity of your face that a small “bite” of the sandwich will enter your mouth for you to mash up with your teeth. This bite must be a bite that includes both slices of bread, peanut butter and jelly. Make sure that all obstructions are clear from the mouth and esophagus, not including peanut butter, jelly or bread or any combination of said ingredients. If you have followed all previous steps, this goal will be easily accomplished. Not doing so will create an incorrect and inferior dining experience and thus will not be a peanut and butter sandwich that is being eaten. However, if one successfully gets both peanut butter and...
Description: Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them breaks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatte...
Description: As we all know, smoking is really bad for your health. What a lot of people don't realize is that when you smoke, those few minutes of your expected lifespan are literally transformed into the ash you flick away into an ashtray. Ashtrays, each and every one of them, are constructed by a single group running several dozen front companies. Basically, unless you're putting out your smokes beneath your heel or in the ashtray your kid made at camp, you're dispensing your ashen life into this group's eager little recepticle. Their ashtrays absorb the life force from the ashes and sends it to a central holding facility. No one knows for sure what these guys are going to do when they've collected all that life energy, but it's probably going to...
Description: Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted th...
Description: When I was about nine, I had recently gotten a Nintendo Entertainment System from a garage sale down the road, the first gaming system I ever had. One game that I bought was Super Mario Brothers 3, the final chapter of the widely-acclaimed SMB trilogy, which like in the original Super Mario Brothers consisted of Mario/Luigi chasing after Princess Toadstool (whose name has since been bastardized to 'Peach'). Back on topic though; I popped in the game in my new NES and pressed Start. I started at World 1, of course, and began playing. During this, I got used to the controls, map, and all that jazz. After all, it IS supposed to be kinda like a tutorial level. So I had advanced to World 2, "Desert Land" and I was moving along rather smoothly...
Description: God is just some guy who bought Sim City and was bored. Some guy sitting at a giant computer is controlling you right now. When you have several decisions going through your head and you don't know which one to pick, God does. "Flirt? Tickle? Entertain?" He decides. You have no say in The Sims. You're just some computer graphic. That is God. https://instagram.com/stormymade/
Description: I'm looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (that's Japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (that's Japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (Korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i d...
Description: Be me. Be 16. Watching Shrek 1 for the first time in a long time. Little brother starts watching it too. Little brother says "its awesome". Even though its halfway through parents come in the room. They turn off the tv while we were watching Shrek. I get mad. I yell at my parents. Little brother joins in too. Parents say "we're both grounded". They send us to our room. Before we're halfway up the stairs there was a big boom. Shrek, fully aroused and naked, come barging to the door. The whole room fills with the aroma of onions. Shrek sees my parents still yelling at us. Shrek turns on the t.v, seeing Shrek was on. OGRE MY DEAD BODY. Shrek rips my dad's head off. Starts fucking my dad's head viciously. mom gives out a blood curdling screa...
Description: Original, hand-crafted copypasta; The perfect present for a wedding, christening, new baby, birthday, anniversary, retirement, mother’s day, thank you, school reunion - any occasion you can think of! Our copypastas are each individually handcrafted by a skilled and dedicated chef and guaranteed to be of the highest quality. These beautiful and decorative copypastas are hand-crafted from crushed and powdered words bound up with only the finest pasta. Every copypasta is completely hand made, from the basic raw materials through to the finished product every process is carried out by hand. The only exception is a cleaning and polishing process in which the copypasta is put through special machines. Even these machines have been developed f...
Description: Hi Im Kitten, the girly boi who loves meeting new people, talking to those in need from drama and moar! Im sweet and kind to everyone, im extrememly shy doe! No.. Im not that creepy guy who acts adorable and is really gross, IM A HIGH MAINTANENCE BOI! Im emo and struggle in life myself, Im a Satanic child, cause god was never there for me! Im single and ready to pringle! I mean Mingle! I love everyone so why cant you love me too!? :D
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REFLECT T-Shirt
$24
Description: Generally, the Great Hall was used for community events, like the weekly recitation of the Articles of Unfaith, and the weekly Pledge to Honor Our Godless Fathers, followed by the Ratheists’ baffling (but, they insisted, thoroughly logical and scientific) practice of eating crackers handed out by scientists, and insisting they were consuming the flesh of Sagan. But today, the Socrates Chamber - center of thorough and honest discussion and debate - was filled with rage and frothiness
CARL BB T-Shirt
$24
Description: I like to wear a elaborate Jar Jar Binks costume and mask as part of my every day life. I went to the grocery store, and saw how depressed everyone was so I thought I would help. I started dancing in the aisles, and yelling at people, and running up to people and taking things out of their cart. It was great fun. Then when I went to check out, there was only one lane open and a long line. I screamed and screamed while in line and danced, bumping into other people. I opened a box of baking soda and threw it around. Finally I got to the checkout. I started making noises at the cashier, and I kept pressing buttons on the computer. Some people in line were groaning because the line was getting very long, but that gave me even more incentive ...
jar cat T-Shirt
$24
Description: what the splork did you just say about me you little pengouin poop? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the navy waffles, I am very random and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on neopets top guilds, and I have over 300 confirmed toodles. I have trained in maple syrup bisexual combat and I am top alien on invader zim 64. you are nothing to me but another pancake. I will call you names out with precision been seen on this blag, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away saying that to me over the internet?
Description: For all you guys giving this response shit, remember how you used to think it was impossible to keep up on the line? All the different burger verities? It seemed impossible to handle all of that at once. But you stuck with it and didn't give up. You did it everyday. Now look at you, not only keeping up on the line but chipping a little extra on the register. Training the new hires, who have that familiar look you used to see on the reflective stainless steel exhaust system over the fryer. But they don't need to be afraid, because you're there to teach them. So when they ask "How did you get so good at crafting these burgers?" you can look them dead in the eyes and say "My burger making skills started to improve".
Description: I sexually Identify as a meme. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being uploaded onto the imgur website and linked into the reddit threads. People say to me that a person being a meme is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a computer scientist put my brain into my computer like johnny depp in transendence, equipping me with the dankest of pictures from the internet. From now on I want you guys to call me "Sir Danks-a-lot" and respect my right to meme from above and meme needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a memephobe and need to check your internet privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
BLUE 4 U T-Shirt
$24
Description: I've been involved in numerous secret raids on neopets top guilds, and I have over 300 confirmed toodles. I have trained in maple syrup bisexual combat and I am top alien on invader zim 64. you are nothing to me but another pancake. I will call you names out with precision been seen on this blag, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away saying that to me over the internet? Think again, pooper. as we speak I am contacting my secret network of preteen girls across myspace, and they are all very bisexual. your IP adress is being traced, so you better prepare for the storm, toodles. the storm that splorks that pathetic little thing you call your pumpkin. you think you're random, kid? I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you i...
Description: Get some Good Music! Okay, you can group music into several groups. I'm not going to pretend I'm a music expert but hopefully I can suggest some good producers at the very least. The music I have is some party music, because everyone's got to have that when you're with groups, electronic music, and inspirational music. You listen to hardcore, dubstep electronic music when you game or work out. Like Monstercat if you're weird like dukman or biixerv. Nightcore and some Tobu if you're me. It turns you on and your body just enters a high-activity state. Or rap music is fine for these purposes as well, which I prefer.
Description: I made some chocolate pudding the other day and I realized I smelled nothing but three octopi. This was weird because I sold the octopi 3 years ago and it was in a different compartment also. I think somebody is watching. I should take my tea tree oil and walk to the nearest sandwich shop to see if the poster I ordered is ready. It's supposed to be a collage of not one, but two threes mixed together to form a remedy for what is or isn't the snake food. Bill said yesterday that he wants to someday sell salads to underprivileged bees, but my funds are low because I sent my money to a prince from Zanzibar. He'll need to wait until next week when I get paid back.
snek T-Shirt
$24
Description: I sexually identify as the mother of spaghetti. When I was young I was raised to believe that I can do what I decided. I knew I wanted to be a mother spaghetti. So I grew up, I would sometimes coat yourself in parmesean cheese. Many people do not talk about such things when I was a kid, because it was frowned upon. But now I'm trying to raise awareness, because everyone has the right to wear red sauce and parmesean cheese. Unfortunately, many of us spaghettiers end up in rap battles, only because that's where we are. And even then we only feel that we are part of a sweater. Please help me raise awareness for those of us who decided to become mothers spaghetti.
Description: Really... we couldn't get enough of it back then. Dinners often included corn, corn bread, corn tortillas, Niblets corn in corn sauce, creamed corn casserol, corn fritters and various other corn dishes. Our household was religious so we didn't eat any green vegetables or fruits. Especially figs, devils food, that's what it was.
Description: seapunk's all about 90s, we 90s kid will obviously relate to seapunk no matter wat... its the shit we grew up with, an international language... cartoons, music, stickers, games ... windows 95, disney... bright colors ... WE ARE the 90s and its our time kids! adults are passing us adulthood & its a good thing cus adult world sucks, time to create a psychedelic world now! C: cant wait till my generation takes over the world, drugs and fluorescent colors for everyone! C: i shud run 4 president tho
