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I am a freelance designer, musician and woodworker celebrating the craziness I see around me in my art. Stay tuned for more insanity!
Open Your Mind - Split Skull (red type) T-Shirt

Description: A surreal split-skull design exploding with cosmic detail, blending psychedelic retro style with visionary art. A striking tee for anyone who loves bold, mind-expanding graphics.

Tags: alternative art, cosmic skull, counterculture style, festival style, galaxy skull
Open Your Mind- Cosmic Split Skull (black type) T-Shirt

Description: A bold psychedelic skull split open to reveal cosmic visions inside. Perfect for fans of retro trippy art, surreal vibes, and mind-bending t-shirt designs.

Tags: alternative fashion, cosmic, festival wear, mind expanding, mystic
Open Your Mind T-Shirt
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Description: A striking, mystical t-shirt design framed in ornate art nouveau detailing. At its center, a desert butte rises beneath a radiant all-seeing eye, set against a bold red sun and starry night sky. The lower frame features roses intertwined with skulls, blending beauty and mortality. Above, the arched text reads “Open Your Mind” in bold, vintage lettering.

Tags: all seeing eye, art nouveau frame, boho gothic, butte, desert scene

Open Your Mind T-Shirt

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Here Comes the Sun Retro 1970's T-Shirt

Description: A bold 1970s-inspired t-shirt design framed in an arched nouveau border. Sunflowers and desert cacti stand before a cloud-capped mountain range, with a large vintage rising sun radiating behind. The phrase “Here Comes The Sun” crowns and anchors the image in a playful retro font.

Tags: 1970s, boho style, bold typography, desert scene, here comes the sun
Satan's Seagull T-Shirt
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Description: In bold monochrome comic style, a sinister seagull screams from its perch, declaring its willingness to betray you to the Dark Lord himself—for a single corn chip. A hilarious tribute to the unhinged hunger of beach birds everywhere.

Tags: beach humor, chip thief, comic style, dark humor, evil bird

Satan's Seagull T-Shirt

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What If (black type) T-Shirt
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Description: A lone orange fish swims confidently against the current of conformity in this bold graphic, framed by the thought-provoking question: *“What if you’re right and they’re wrong?”* A vintage-style illustration with a rebellious spirit, perfect for anyone who dares to think differently and question the herd.

Tags: be yourself, different fish, fish graphic, herd mentality, individuality

What If (black type) T-Shirt

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What If (white text) T-Shirt
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Description: A lone orange fish swims confidently against the current of conformity in this bold graphic, framed by the thought-provoking question: *“What if you’re right and they’re wrong?”* A vintage-style illustration with a rebellious spirit, perfect for anyone who dares to think differently and question the herd.

Tags: be yourself, different fish, fish graphic, herd mentality, individuality

What If (white text) T-Shirt

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I Beg to Differ-Frog (green text) T-Shirt

Description: A sharply dressed frog mobster struts in a vintage pinstripe suit, gripping a Tommy gun and puffing a cigar with unmistakable swagger. With its bold illustration style and the deadpan phrase “I Beg to Differ” underneath, this design delivers equal parts menace and charm. A perfect blend of old-school gangster attitude and cold-blooded humor.

Tags: cartoon gangster, dark humor, frog with tommy gun, funny gangster, gangster frog
I Beg to Differ-Frog (black text) T-Shirt

Description: A sharply dressed frog mobster struts in a vintage pinstripe suit, gripping a Tommy gun and puffing a cigar with unmistakable swagger. With its bold illustration style and the deadpan phrase “I Beg to Differ” underneath, this design delivers equal parts menace and charm. A perfect blend of old-school gangster attitude and cold-blooded humor.

Tags: cartoon gangster, dark humor, frog with tommy gun, funny gangster, gangster frog
Seek the Stars T-Shirt
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Description: A bold vintage-style illustration featuring a mysterious fortune teller holding a swirling cosmic crystal ball. Her piercing gaze and classic robe set the tone for a mystical journey, framed by psychedelic archways and retro flair. The phrase "Seek the Stars" hovers above in ornate, celestial typography, inviting viewers to explore the unknown. Perfect for stargazers, mystics, and lovers of old-school occult aesthetics with a cosmic twist.

Tags: astrology, cosmic illustration, crystal ball, esoteric, fortune teller

Seek the Stars T-Shirt

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Crows Before Bros [Color/White Text] T-Shirt

Description: A darkly elegant design featuring a majestic crow perched beneath an all-seeing eye. With bold black detail and occult flair, this piece speaks to loyalty, mystery, and the wisdom of winged watchers. Perfect for lovers of corvids, cryptic symbols, and clever wordplay.

Tags: all seeing eye, bird illustration, bird symbolism, black line art, crow
Crows Before Bros [Color/Black Text] T-Shirt

Description: A darkly elegant design featuring a majestic crow perched beneath an all-seeing eye. With bold black detail and occult flair, this piece speaks to loyalty, mystery, and the wisdom of winged watchers. Perfect for lovers of corvids, cryptic symbols, and clever wordplay.

Tags: all seeing eye, bird illustration, bird symbolism, black line art, crow
Crows Before Bros [All Black] T-Shirt

Description: A darkly elegant design featuring a majestic crow perched beneath an all-seeing eye. With bold monochrome detail and occult flair, this piece speaks to loyalty, mystery, and the wisdom of winged watchers. Perfect for lovers of corvids, cryptic symbols, and clever wordplay.

Tags: all seeing eye, bird illustration, bird symbolism, black line art, crow
Daily Meds-Praying Hands T-Shirt

Description: A tongue-in-cheek twist on tradition—this monochrome retro tee features radiating prayer hands alongside the text “Give us this day our daily meds.” A nostalgic nod to faith, routine, and the pharmaceutical rituals of modern life. Perfect for the medicated masses with a sense of humor.

Tags: antidepressant aesthetic, daily dose, existential humor, give us this day, give us this day our daily meds

Daily Meds-Praying Hands T-Shirt

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Better Late Than Ugly T-Shirt

Description: Bold, cheeky, and fabulously late—this retro-inspired monochrome tee features a stunning woman with flowing hair and a raised lipstick tube, framed by radiant lines and sparkling mid-century starbursts. With the phrase “Better Late Than Ugly,” this design salutes beauty rituals, timeless glam, and the sacred art of taking your time.

Tags: 1950s aesthetic, bold womens graphic, cheeky beauty quote, lipstick lover, monochrome glam

Better Late Than Ugly T-Shirt

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Praise the Lard T-Shirt

Description: Bring home the bacon *and* the laughs with this cheeky vintage-style t-shirt featuring a classic illustration of a pig and the boldly irreverent phrase, “Praise the Lard.” Whether you're a foodie, a farm lover, or just a fan of pork-based puns, this design delivers good humor with old-school charm.

Tags: backwoods humor, bacon joke, cheeky country, classic farm animal art, culinary humor

Praise the Lard T-Shirt

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Easy Tiger T-Shirt
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Description: This retro-inspired graphic tee purrs with chill confidence. Featuring a lounging tiger drawn in a vintage comic style, accented with mid-century atomic bursts and textured fonts, “Easy Tiger” blends wild charm with laid-back attitude. Perfect for anyone embracing their inner beast—casually.

Tags: 70s inspired, bold wild animal graphic, chill animal, cool cat design, hipster jungle cat

Easy Tiger T-Shirt

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Tattooed Low Life T-Shirt

Description: Bold, brash, and proud of it. “Tattooed Low Life” is a punchy, minimalist design inspired by iconic beer logos, paying homage to inked rebels and late-night legends. Whether you’re sleeved up or just living loud, this tee pours one out for the beautiful degenerates.

Tags: alternative lifestyle, anti hero streetwear, biker bar fashion, dive bar aesthetic, edgy retro

Tattooed Low Life T-Shirt

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Stay Weird Melting Smiley Face T-Shirt

Description: A grinning relic from a stranger timeline—“Stay Weird” features a drippy, yellow smiley with one X’d-out eye, radiating vintage vibes and irreverent charm. This retro-inspired design celebrates the oddballs, the outsiders, and the gloriously unhinged. Perfect for weirdos, ravers, alt kids, or anyone melting under the weight of normalcy.

Tags: 90s nostalgia, 90s style, alternative streetware, bold quirky, dripping smiley
Who Cares About Oil? I Ride the bus. T-Shirt

Description: Boldly clueless and proud of it—this design reads “Who cares about oil? I ride the bus.” Perfect for fans of ironic humor, performative activism, and anyone who loves a self-own. Whether you're eco-conscious or just along for the ride, this tee makes a statement… even if it’s unintentionally hilarious.

Tags: accidental hypocrisy, anti oil satire, bus humor, clever fail, clueless activism
Who Cares About Oil? T-Shirt

Description: Boldly clueless and proud of it—this design reads “Who cares about oil? I ride the bus.” Perfect for fans of ironic humor, performative activism, and anyone who loves a self-own. Whether you're eco-conscious or just along for the ride, this tee makes a statement… even if it’s unintentionally hilarious.

Tags: accidental hypocrisy, anti oil satire, bus humor, clever fail, clueless activism

Who Cares About Oil? T-Shirt

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Chew Toy (Bitten Heart Version) T-Shirt

Description: A little cheekier, a little naughtier—this version of "Chew Toy" turns up the mischief with a bitten heart that hints at playful danger. Bright, cartoonish, and totally tease-worthy, it's flirty fashion with a side of sass.

Tags: bitten heart icon, bubble letter typography, cheeky graphic, funny adult humor, heart graphic
Chew Toy Retro Heart Icon T-Shirt

Description: With a nudge and a wink, "Chew Toy" delivers coy charm in a cute, colorful package. Bold, bubbly letters and a heart centerpiece bring just enough bite-free flirtation for a design that’s equal parts innocent and provocative.

Tags: bubble letter typography, cheeky graphic, funny adult humor, heart graphic, heart icon

Chew Toy Retro Heart Icon T-Shirt

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Playful Squeeze Toy Rubber Duck T-Shirt

Description: A flirty, fun graphic with retro bubble lettering, heart-shaped charm, and rubber ducky appeal—"Squeeze Toy" plays on childhood nostalgia with a grown-up wink. Bright, bold, and suggestively sweet, this design walks the line between cute and cheeky.

Tags: cheeky graphic, funny adult humor, heart graphic, kawaii flirty graphic, kitsch pop design
Louse Life Retro Summer T-Shirt

Description: “Louse Life” is a cheeky twist on the laid-back beach lifestyle tee—featuring a smug tropical sunset, swaying palms, and one unbothered louse living its best buggy life. Equal parts retro vacation postcard and sarcastic commentary, this design celebrates the parasitic paradise with vintage vibes and a healthy dose of irony.

Tags: beach life, beach vacation, dark humor tropical, entomology humor apparel, funny beach

Louse Life Retro Summer T-Shirt

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Boogie Bamboo T-Shirt
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Description: This groovy panda knows how to party under the stars! *Boogie Bamboo* is a feel-good tee design that radiates pure joy and celestial charm. With a retro yellow moon and a dancing bear who’s clearly living his best life, this design is perfect for animal lovers, stargazers, and anyone who believes in dancing like nobody’s watching. It's black and white, with just the right pop of color—ideal for your next favorite shirt.

Tags: animal lover, boogie bear, celestial animal, cute panda, dancing panda

Boogie Bamboo T-Shirt

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Stepford Split T-Shirt
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Description: A perfect smile, perfectly split. This surreal retro design peels back the glossy veneer of 1950s femininity to reveal a mind-bending explosion of psychedelic flora beneath the surface. Equal parts kitsch and chaos, this trippy t-shirt graphic explores duality, inner worlds, and the strangeness beneath the smiles. A warped pop culture twist that turns mid-century perfection inside out.

Tags: atomic blonde parody, colorful mushroom art, cult classic fashion, dreamscape apparel, eye catching weirdcore

Stepford Split T-Shirt

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Nothing Ever Happens (wht) T-Shirt

Description: A retro-styled text design featuring the ironic meme phrase **"Nothing Ever Happens."** Perfect for those who embrace the absurd, the existential, or just a good old-fashioned inside joke. Simple, stylish, and effortlessly cool.

Tags: aesthetic text design, existential humor, funny nihilism, indie fashion, internet humor

Nothing Ever Happens (wht) T-Shirt

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Nothing Ever Happens (blk) T-Shirt

Description: A retro-styled text design featuring the ironic meme phrase **"Nothing Ever Happens."** Perfect for those who embrace the absurd, the existential, or just a good old-fashioned inside joke. Simple, stylish, and effortlessly cool.

Tags: aesthetic text design, existential humor, funny nihilism, indie fashion, internet humor

Nothing Ever Happens (blk) T-Shirt

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Primal Bloom (WHT) T-Shirt
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Description: A raw, primitive-style illustration that speaks to the timeless connection between sorrow and growth. This minimal yet powerful design evokes the essence of ancient cave paintings, depicting tears nourishing new life. A symbolic and striking piece for those drawn to the beauty of simplicity, emotion, and primal art.

Tags: ancient symbols, cave painting, emotional design, expressive artwork, folk art

Primal Bloom (WHT) T-Shirt

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Primal Bloom (BLK) T-Shirt
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Description: A raw, primitive-style illustration that speaks to the timeless connection between sorrow and growth. This minimal yet powerful design evokes the essence of ancient cave paintings, depicting tears nourishing new life. A symbolic and striking piece for those drawn to the beauty of simplicity, emotion, and primal art.

Tags: ancient symbols, cave painting, emotional design, expressive artwork, folk art

Primal Bloom (BLK) T-Shirt

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Frog of the Void T-Shirt
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Description: A cosmic frog drifts helplessly into a swirling void, surrounded by vibrant psychedelic colors. The text reads: "Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us." A surreal mix of humor and existential dread.

Tags: abyss, cosmic, cosmic horror, dark humor, existential dread

Frog of the Void T-Shirt

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Unholy Espresso T-Shirt

Description: A wired, caffeine-fueled figure grins with unhinged energy, eyes wide with the madness of too much coffee. A perfect design for coffee addicts who live on the edge of sanity.

Tags: barista humor, caffeine addict, chaotic energy, coffee, coffee addict

Unholy Espresso T-Shirt

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Caffeine Overload T-Shirt

Description: A wired, caffeine-fueled figure grins with unhinged energy, eyes wide with the madness of too much coffee. A perfect design for coffee addicts who live on the edge of sanity.

Tags: barista humor, caffeine addict, chaotic energy, coffee, coffee addict

Caffeine Overload T-Shirt

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nuk nuk Curly-3 Stooges Blk T-Shirt

Description: nuk nuk. Dontcha get it?

Tags: comedy, curly howard, funny, humor, nuk nuk

nuk nuk Curly-3 Stooges Blk T-Shirt

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nuk nuk Curly-3 Stooges Wht T-Shirt

Description: nuk nuk. Dontcha get it?

Tags: comedy, curly howard, funny, humor, nuk nuk

nuk nuk Curly-3 Stooges Wht T-Shirt

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