Shayne Does Merch

What if Dune but a lovable cartoon? Behold, the answer!

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My mouth is alive with a tiny pianist.

It’s Sharkman, duh.

It is a hamster. You buy it. YOU BUY IT NOW.

Try removing this! YOU FOOLS.

Need I say more?

Mothman, but make it hot.

It's your new favorite paladin--Justin Sparkleberry! He's here on behalf of the Gummy King, and he's ready to smite down heretics! Ready for action and up to the challenge, Justin is always prepared to shout his catchphrase "That's heresy!"

It's Frankie, the Fearful Mushroom! What's he afraid of? Who knows! The important thing is his dread represents that inescapable existential dread that hides deep inside your own heart about the futile fate of your own life!

Everybody's favorite Werebear Barbearian is here to kick ass and steal your heart... and he's all outta ass!

he is Patrick and so can you

It's a cute little twig blight! If you love DnD, you'll love this cute little guy, that happens to be eating a human ear!

Desert Ghost likes camping playing guitar and giving a whistle.

Iron Man drawn like an old timey rubberhose cartoon.

Fern is a sexy frog. Need I say more?

It's a little known fact that not only did Malcolm X fight for civil rights--he also fought interdimensional aliens in the year 30XX.

Todd the Merman has always dreamed of living up there where the people are. This is not a parody. Of what? I wouldn't even know, because it's not one. This is a biographical illustration depicting the life and time of my uncle, Timmy McMerman #$% you Mickey

When we're running out of time, who you gonna call for more? THE ILLUMINATI TIME FORCE. While the 44th president, Barack Obama, is well-known for his love of basketball and diplomacy, he's less-known for his sweet roundhouse kicks and space kungfu.

It’s Squishy the Squiddy, the cutest squid in world.