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Description: HALLOWEEN HORROR! THE PUMPKIN WITCH! 🎃 Meet the grooviest witch of the 1970s! This vintage psychedelic horror comic cover features a funky 70s afro witch with her black cat familiar and her magical pumpkin dress. Inspired by classic EC Comics and 70s Halloween aesthetics - halftone dots, distressed paper, vibrant orange and purple psychedelic swirls, and that perfect retro horror vibe. Perfect for Halloween lovers, vintage comic collectors, witchy vibes, cat lovers, and anyone who loves that groovy 70s aesthetic! • Vintage 1970s comic book style • Psychedelic Halloween art • Cute witch with black cat • Retro halftone distressed texture Available on t-shirts, hoodies, stickers, and more!

Description: Retro 1970s Halloween horror comic: The Cactus Count. Groovy hippie vampire in cactus vest, psychedelic graveyard, EC Comics style vintage illustration.

Description: Vintage 1970s Halloween horror poster The Groovy Witch. Psychedelic hippie witch with pumpkin patchwork dress, bats, halftone retro comic art.

Description: Vintage 1970s Halloween horror comic cover The Cactus Count. Psychedelic hippie Dracula with cactus vest, jack-o-lanterns, bats, halftone retro art.

Description: BABY BOSS CLAUS - WANTED POSTER - VICE CITY CHRISTMAS The most wanted boss in Vice City! Baby Boss Claus sitting like a real CEO in his luxury Christmas office, wearing black business suit, red bow tie and Santa hat, fierce cute expression, arms crossed bossy pose. Behind him: full arsenal wall of colorful NERF toy guns, office desk with laptop, Christmas tree, Vice City neon view through window. In front: vintage black suitcase slightly open full of toys - teddy bear, Lego blocks, toy car, rubber duck. Vintage old wanted poster frame with distressed paper texture, 5 stars, red WANTED stamp, blue VICE CITY OFFICIAL EST 1986 stamp. GTA VI Rockstar Games style illustration, ultra sharp, cartoon texture. Perfect for funny Christmas, gamer

Description: Funny Grandma Claus Christmas vintage farm style! Grumpy Santa grandma with pruning shears - perfect Christmas gift for grandma lovers and farm life fans. Vintage wanted poster design.

Description: WANTED: GRANDPA CLAUS ARMED & DANGEROUS - ASSAULT WITH PITCHFORK This ain't your friendly mall Santa. Deep in the swamps of GRASS RIVER COUNTY - VICE CITY OUTSKIRTS, Grandpa Claus guards his territory with a rusty pitchfork. After 50 years of Christmas being ruined by his grandkids, he snapped. Last seen at sunset near the bayou shacks, wearing a torn ugly Christmas sweater and a crooked Santa hat. Locals say if you steal his Christmas ham, you don't get coal... you get the pitchfork. The Vice City Police Department has placed a $50,000 reward. Do not approach - he's been wanted since 1986. He was supposed to be retired. Now he's 5 STARS WANTED in GTA VI. Part of the CLAUS FAMILY GTA Collection:

Description: WANTED: CAT CLAUS This ain't your grandma's Christmas cat. After stealing Santa's sleigh and crashing it in Vice City, this feral orange tabby went full GTA mode. Last seen prowling the neon streets of Vice City at sunset, wearing a stolen Santa hat and a spiked collar with jingle bells. Locals report hearing a menacing "MEOW" before their Christmas hams disappear. Approach with caution - he's 5 STARS WANTED for stealing Christmas cheer, knocking over Christmas trees, and excessive cuteness aggression. He's not sitting on Santa's lap. Santa's sitting on HIS lap. Perfect for cat lovers, GTA fans, Christmas humor, and anyone whose cat is a certified menace during the holidays.

Description: WANTED: DOG CLAUS! Muscular brown Pitbull with yellow eyes, Santa hat, spiked collar covered in golden bells and holly, scarred angry face guarding Christmas presents. 305 graffiti background, Vice City alley. Thin map stroke, authentic GTA style. Perfect for pitbull lovers, dog dads, dog moms, funny dog Christmas gift.

Description: SISTER CLAUS JUST SLEIGHED THE VICE CITY CLUB! On red Ducati sport bike with holly skull tattoos, snowflake ink, spiked wristbands, dual candy cane shotguns with Christmas lights and red bows. Thin minimap stroke, authentic GTA HUD without black box. For badass gamer sisters, biker sisters, motorcycle girls. Funny sister Christmas gift.

Description: BROTHER CLAUS IS WANTED IN VICE CITY ALLEY! On black chopper with Santa skull tank, flame skull tattoos, Christmas tree pajama pants, dual-wielding candy cane rifles wrapped in lights and jingle bells. Tacos Grill background, thin map stroke, no box HUD. Most wanted brother this Christmas. For gamer brothers.

Description: Meet the Gingerbread Mafia Boss! Auntie Claus carries a rolling pin on her shoulder like a bat and an icing bag like a weapon. Arms tattooed with cookies, gingerbread men, baking tools. Apron full of Santa and gingerbread. She bakes cookies and breaks legs in Vice City. For baker aunties with attitude, funny Christmas gift for aunties.

Description: UNCLE CLAUS IS GRILLING AND HE'S PISSED! Bearded BBQ demon with flame skull tattoos, Christmas tree bandana, dual-wielding BBQ tongs and spatula is WANTED at the farm. Burgers, cookies, chaos. Vice City farm. Perfect for BBQ uncles, biker uncles, uncles who take Christmas grilling too seriously. Funny uncle gift.

Description: 5 STARS WANTED! Kid Claus is shredding Vice City skate park on his skateboard with Nerf blaster shooting foam darts! Backpack full of cookies, candy canes, toy rockets. Bayshore Ave minimap, Ocean Drive. The cutest criminal in GTA Christmas. Perfect for gamer kids, skateboard kids, and funny Christmas gifts for kids.

Description: Don't mess with Mama Claus and her Christmas broom! Fierce Latina biker mama in tied poinsettia shirt, Feliz Navidad tattoo, holding a broom wrapped in lights like a weapon. Vice City beach, authentic GTA map. For badass moms, Latina moms, and gamer moms who run the house like Vice City.

Description: Papa Claus don't need a sleigh! Rocking his poinsettia Hawaiian shirt, Feliz Navidad Christmas tree tattoo, and baseball bat wrapped in Christmas lights, he's ready to sleigh Vice City at sunset. Authentic GTA HUD, badass biker dad, 5 stars wanted. Perfect funny Christmas gift for gamer dads and biker dads who love GTA.

Description: Uncle and Auntie Claus funny Christmas shirt! The cutest couple disaster! Uncle and Auntie in matching red Christmas tree pajamas holding burnt smoking cookie tray together, panicking and sweating! Perfect matching couple Christmas pajama for Uncle and Aunt, funny Christmas gift for aunt and uncle, couples Christmas matching outfit. Christmas cookie disaster, funny family Christmas pajama, Uncle Auntie matching shirt, hilarious Christmas baking fail, Christmas dinner shirt for couple. Great gift for Auntie and Uncle who love baking! Matching with our full Funny Claus Family collection!

Description: Reindeer Claus funny Christmas shirt! Sleepy adult reindeer with droopy eyes, holding hot coffee and alarm clock at 6AM, yawning with drool. The reindeer is overslept and so tired after working all night for Santa! Wearing same red Christmas tree pajama family. Perfect funny matching family Christmas pajama for tired parents, night shift workers, coffee lovers. Reindeer Claus Christmas family shirt, funny sleepy reindeer, matching Christmas pajama, overslept reindeer shirt, hilarious Christmas gift for family. Collect all Funny Claus Family - Grandma, Grandpa, Papa, Mama, Baby, Cousin, Dog, Cat, Uncle, Auntie and Reindeer!

Description: Funny Cousin Claus Christmas shirt! Our Gamer Cousin in red Christmas tree pajama, gaming headset, playing phone horizontal, accidentally stepping on dog tail and knocking over Christmas tree! The dog is screaming! Perfect funny matching family Christmas pajama for your gamer cousin who can't stop gaming even on Christmas. Cousin Claus family matching outfit, funny Christmas gamer shirt, Christmas tree disaster, dog lover Christmas gift, hilarious family pajama party. Matching with Grandma Claus, Grandpa Claus, Papa Claus, Mama Claus, Baby Claus, Dog Claus, Cat Claus - Search our shop for full funny Claus family set!

Description: Meet Auntie Claus - The Official Cookie Disaster Queen of Christmas! 😂🎄 Every family has that one Auntie who tries SO hard to bake the perfect Christmas cookies... but ends up with a tray of smoking charcoal! This hilarious retro cartoon shows our blonde Auntie in her cute Christmas tree pajamas, holding burnt cookies with black smoke, eyes popping out in panic - the ultimate Christmas baking fail we all know and love! Perfect for: - Funny Auntie Christmas gift - Matching family Christmas pajama party - Christmas cookie exchange disaster - Auntie who loves baking (or failing at it) - Ugly Christmas sweater party - Christmas morning family photos

Description: Uncle Claus tried to sneak cookies through the chimney and got STUCK! Now the cookie jar slipped and cookies are flying everywhere! Eyes popping, sweating, pure panic! The clumsy uncle of the Funny Claus Family in red pajama green trees, Perfect for funny uncle, cookie lover, family Christmas!

Description: THE REASON YOUR GIFTS ARE LATE... REINDEER OVERSLEPT... SLEIGH BROKE! Santa Claus is stressed fixing his broken sleigh with a wooden mallet while 3 reindeer wearing green scarves overslept! Funny vintage 70s comic explains Christmas delay! Perfect for Christmas humor lovers!

Description: Cat Claus thought he could conquer the Christmas tree. He was wrong. Now he's tangled in lights, holding a gift, eyes popping in pure panic, while the full Christmas tree judges him. Every cat owner knows this story.

Description: DOG CLAUS HAD ONE JOB... AND HE FAILED MISERABLY! 😭 It was Christmas Eve. Santa said, "Dog Claus, please watch the sleigh while I check the list." Dog Claus, in his favorite red pajama with little green Christmas trees and his Santa hat slightly crooked, got excited. He saw Rudolph. He wanted to play. Rudolph DID NOT want to play. Now Rudolph, wearing his green snowflake scarf, is ANGRY. He's biting and pulling Dog Claus's pajama with all his might. Dog Claus's eyes are popping out, tongue out, drooling in pure panic: "!!! I JUST WANTED TO BE FRIENDS!!!" His pajama is stretching. Christmas is in danger. And Dog Claus is about to learn why you NEVER mess with a reindeer on Christmas Eve. This is the true story of how Dog Claus almost

Description: It's December 24th, 4:59 PM. Stores close in 1 minute! Grandma Claus realized she forgot gifts for 8 grandkids! She grabbed the shopping cart and RAN like never before in 70 years! So fast that BOTH FEET LEFT THE GROUND - she was FLYING! The cart overflowed with teddy bears, dolls, robots, gifts. She ran so fast that ONE BROWN SLIPPER FLEW OFF! One foot bare, one still wearing slipper: "I don't have time for slippers! Christmas won't wait!" She made it home at 5:02 PM with everything. Now she's a legend: "Turbo Grandma - Faster than Santa's Sleigh!"

Description: Grandpa Claus always tells the kids: "I used to race reindeers when I was young!" Nobody believed him until this Christmas. He saw Rudolph eating his carrots in the yard. "HEY! That's my snack!" He chased Rudolph around the house! Rudolph ran to the right, Grandpa ran after him. Rudolph glanced back with scared eyes: "This old man is crazy fast!" Grandpa shouted: "Come back here, you red-nosed thief!" Now every Christmas, the kids ask Grandpa to reenact the Great Reindeer Chase.

Description: Baby Claus is the CUTEST but also the BOSS of Christmas. He had his favorite milk bottle - pink, warm, perfect. Then Grandma accidentally put it in the shopping cart with the gifts! Baby's face turned red, chubby cheeks puffed, tiny fists clenched: "WAAAAA! MY MILK!" The whole family stopped and searched for 10 minutes just for his bottle. Because when Baby Claus cries on Christmas, even Santa stops. This design is for your little Christmas tyrant who rules the house!

Description: Christmas morning 6 AM. Mama Claus has been wrapping gifts all night. She finally made her perfect hot coffee. Then Papa yelled "Where's my sock?", Baby cried, Grandpa lost his glasses, Grandma burned the cookies. Her coffee went COLD. That's it! Mama SNAPPED! Holding her cold coffee with 2 correct arms, eyes bulging, shouting with love and exhaustion: "EVERYBODY OUT OF MY KITCHEN!" Every mom in America knows this moment. This shirt is for the real MVP of Christmas - Mama! Design: Gray bun, glasses, Santa hat, red Christmas pajama green trees, holding steaming coffee, mouth open yelling funny, sweat, stars, exclamation marks yellow

Description: It was Christmas Eve at 2 AM. Papa Claus thought he could be Santa. He tried to prove he's still fit by climbing down the chimney to surprise the kids. Result? STUCK! Half body inside, half outside, legs kicking in the air. Mama yelled from below: "I told you to use the door!" Now he's the family legend every Christmas. The kids laugh: "Papa is our real chimney decoration!" Design: Super slapstick 70s retro cartoon, white beard, red Christmas pajama with green trees, stuck in chimney, big bulging eyes, sweat drops, motion lines, stars. File 4500x5400 transparent PNG + blue background. Ready for POD t-shirt, hoodie, pajama, mug.

Description: Gobble Squad Thanksgiving Family Shirt! Cute vintage white turkey family - Grandpa with mustache and hat, Grandma with glasses and pearl necklace, Mama and Papa with pink bow and hat, Baby turkey in middle. Perfect matching family Thanksgiving outfit 2025. Funny Gobble Squad fall shirt for Thanksgiving dinner, family reunion, turkey day. Grandpa Grandma Mama Papa Baby matching set. Search sword13 shop for full family set!

Description: Aunt Turkey vintage Thanksgiving shirt! Cool white turkey with sunglasses and leopard bow tie in luxury distressed engraving style. Trendy matching family Thanksgiving outfit for Auntie. Best Aunt Thanksgiving 2026 shirt, turkey day, fall family reunion, leopard auntie turkey, Thanksgiving dinner gift for Aunt.

Description: Grandma Turkey vintage Thanksgiving shirt! Adorable white turkey with pearl necklace, gold glasses and pink bow in luxury distressed style. Perfect matching family Thanksgiving gift for Grandma. Maple leaves, wheat and acorns. Grandma Thanksgiving family shirt, turkey day, Thanksgiving dinner 2026, cute Grandma turkey outfit for fall reunion.

Description: Grandpa Turkey vintage Thanksgiving shirt! Cute white turkey with fedora hat, mustache and glasses in luxury distressed engraving style. Perfect matching family Thanksgiving outfit for Grandpa. Fall leaves, wheat and acorn design. Grandpa Thanksgiving 2025 family reunion, turkey day, Thanksgiving dinner shirt for Grandpa.

Description: Funny Gravy Boss Thanksgiving shirt! Perfect for Thanksgiving dinner host, gravy lover, funny Thanksgiving shirt. Cottagecore gravy boat with maple leaves, wheat, mushrooms - vintage harvest design. Great gift for mom, dad, grandma who makes best gravy! Funny foodie shirt for Turkey Day. Perfect for: Funny thanksgiving, Gravy lover, Thanksgiving dinner, Thanksgiving host, Foodie shirt, Fall humor, Farmhouse kitchen, Turkey day funny Viral funny design! Bone cream vintage colors best on black, navy, heather grey shirts.

Description: Cute Baby Turkey Thanksgiving shirt! Fluffy baby chick turkey with vintage fall leaves. Perfect for baby's first Thanksgiving, baby shower gift, fall baby, farm baby. Matching Mama Turkey and Papa Turkey family set available! Cottagecore cute design. Perfect for: Baby first thanksgiving, Baby shower, Fall baby, Farm baby, Cute baby, Thanksgiving baby outfit, Family matching Most loved by moms! Bone cream and terracotta palette best seller on black and navy shirts.

Description: Cute Mama Turkey Thanksgiving shirt for matching family! Perfect for Thanksgiving dinner, fall festival, farm life and family photos. Cottagecore harvest design with vintage distressed texture. Great gift for mama, mom, mother who loves Thanksgiving and farmhouse style. Matching Papa Turkey, Baby Turkey available! Perfect for: Thanksgiving 2025, Fall season, Family matching, Farm life, Mama bear, Turkey day, Harvest festival Design features bone cream vintage colors: terracotta, mustard, sage green - best seller palette for black, navy, maroon shirts.