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World Honored One. Symbol Hawker Extraordinaire. Purveyor of meanings. At the intersection of Banality and Profundity is That which is before you now. ::WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING:: ~~Symbols in Use. Use Symbols. Do not be used by Symbols.~~
Symbol Discordance - Ugly T-Shirt
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Description: Constrained by expectation, symbols use you. Free from convention, you use them. Can a trite t-shirt make a dent? Doubtful.

Tags: gross, yuck, ugly, beauty, nature

Symbol Discordance - Ugly T-Shirt

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Symbol Discordance - Good T-Shirt
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Description: Constrained by expectation, symbols use you. Free from convention, you use them. Can a trite t-shirt make a dent? Doubtful.

Tags: devil, evil, floral, flower, flowers

Symbol Discordance - Good T-Shirt

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Symbol Discordance - Evil T-Shirt
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Description: Constrained by expectation, symbols use you. Free from convention, you use them. Can a trite t-shirt make a dent? Doubtful.

Tags: animals, confusing, dog, dog lover, dog lover gift

Symbol Discordance - Evil T-Shirt

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Vampire Jesus! T-Shirt
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Description: Hypothesis #2 re: Christ's resurrection. The science is out on this one...

Tags: christian, christianity, devil, dracula, evil

Vampire Jesus! T-Shirt

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Zombie Jesus! T-Shirt
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Description: Alt-History - or maybe actual history?! How does a man come back from the dead? The Bible is all Gandalf the Gray becoming Gandalf the White - but come on. Got to be more of a Monkey Paw type situation right? George Romero is a documentarian!

Tags: christian, faith, god, halloween, jesus christ

Zombie Jesus! T-Shirt

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If you see a Buddha, KILL IT! T-Shirt
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Description: ""Followers of the Way, if you want to get the kind of understanding that accords with the Dharma, never be misled by others. Whether you're facing inward or facing outward. whatever you meet up with, just kill it! If you meet a buddha, kill the buddha. If you meet a patriarch, kill the patriarch. If you meet an arhat, kill the arhat. If you meet your parents, kill your parents. If you meet your kinfolk, kill your kinfolk. Then for the first time you will gain emancipation, will not be entangled with things, will pass freely anywhere you wish to go." -The Zen Teachings of Lin-Chi (Linji) #19

Tags: buddha, buddhism, buddhist, guns, kill
Santa In Custody T-Shirt
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Description: Santa has run afoul of the authorities.

Tags: russian, cccp, ussr, merry christmas, christmas

Santa In Custody T-Shirt

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Announce Your Cohort: Self Avowed Buddhist With Authority Issues T-Shirt
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Description: Do your social media posts vacillate between descriptions of the personal benefits you've derived from your extensive meditation practice, reaffirming platitudes addressed to your followers, and vitriolic complaints about capitalism and the sorry state of western civilization? Well have I got the t-shirt for you!

Tags: zen, anarchy, anti capitalist, flamethrower, namaste
Announce Your Cohort: Christian Gun Lover T-Shirt
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Description: The universal love of Jesus Christ and the destructive force of a high caliber firearm. You are so complicated!

Tags: 2nd amendment, bible, christian, christianity, faith
Six Fingered Man Holding A Giant Mug Of Seven Fingered Jesus Holding A Giant Mug T-Shirt
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Description: Somethings speak for themselves - The US Constitution; The Bill Of Rights; A picture of a large tree; a gorilla puking its food into its hand and then eating it back up over and over again; and this incredible piece of artwork a computer totally did not summon from the depths of its mathematical nonsense soul.

Tags: absurdism, absurdist, bible, christ, christian
Announce Your Cohort: Intense Video Gamer Guy! T-Shirt
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Description: Hey there fellow video gamers! You know who you are! Video gaming is really intense - like some of those experiences, wow! Look at this kid - he's really going through some stuff. Video games are just like real life and not a escape from reality! Actually, they're more real life than real life! HYPERREAL LIFE!

Tags: gaming, gamer, games, gaming apparel, gamer apparel
Announce Your Cohort: Video Gamer T-Shirt
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Description: Look at that controller! It's so perfect! Colorful and visually satisfying! It so represents the thing you like to do! It's sick! Sick! You're sick! We're all sick!

Tags: game, gamer, games, video game, video gamer
Your Grandfather On A Pink Shirt On A Pink Shirt T-Shirt
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Description: He loved you very much. Rough hands, soft soul. PINK ONLY

Tags: nihilist, granddad, absurdist, grandparents, grandfather
When Men Were Men Were Men T-Shirt
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Description: Men wearing Men wearing Men. Scraggly men wearing scragglier men wearing scraggliest men. Men men men men men....

Tags: gift, witty, absurdism, deadpan, birthday

When Men Were Men Were Men T-Shirt

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T-Shirt Of Painting Of A Superman On A T-Shirt T-Shirt
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Description: T-shirt within T-shirt is the new hot trend.

Tags: tshirtsforsale, camus, philosophy, odd, tshirtfunny
Man Wearing T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt
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Description: Wear your imagined self wearing your imagined self.

Tags: t shirtfor men, t shirtdesign, absurdism, modern art, best seller

Man Wearing T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt

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Buddha: Vice City T-Shirt
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Description: Behold the great function at work!

Tags: retro vintage aesthetic, 80s, buddhism, grand theft auto, gta

Buddha: Vice City T-Shirt

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