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Say Perhaps To Drugs Bag
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Description: Don't be too dismissive... say 'perhaps' to drugs.

Tags: 420, adult humor, blunt, dark humor, funny
Big Fan Of Human Rights Bag
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Description: A simple, colourful, and powerful statement for anyone who believes that human rights are not a political position but a basic minimum. Perfect for activists, allies, advocates, and anyone who stands firmly on the right side of history every single day.

Tags: activism, activist, equal rights, equality, feminism
Have You Tried Turning It Off and On Again? Bag
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Description: The universal first line of technical support, immortalised in one legendary question. Perfect for IT professionals, tech support workers, programmers, and anyone who has uttered this phrase so many times it has become their entire personality at work.

Tags: coding, computer, computer nerd, computer science, developer
I Don't Make Mistakes I Make Spicy Decisions Bag
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Description: Sure, some of those choices looked a little questionable in the moment. The spontaneous haircut. The food order that did not quite land. The reply all. The text sent to the wrong person. The confidence with which you ordered something you could not pronounce. But were they mistakes? Absolutely not. They were spicy decisions, made with full conviction and zero regrets.

Tags: adult humor, funny, hot mess, im not a hot mess, im not a hot mess im a spicy disaster
How Much I Care Bag
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Description: Maybe a little less than this actually.

Tags: antisocial, dont care, funny, funny meme, funny quote
Nice Cote D'Azur Bag
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Description: Summer 1990... c'est magnifique!

Tags: beach, coast, france, french, ocean
But Did You Die? Bag
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Tags: adult humor, complain, complaint, dark humor, funny
Middle Finger Goose Bag
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Description: Funny goose middle finger viral meme. It's a bird... flipping the bird?!

Tags: adult humor, animal, duck, fuck off, funny
I Can't Go To Hell Satan Has A Restraining Order Against Me Bag
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Description: If I DO go to Hell... I hope they have wi-fi!

Tags: demon, devil, evil, funny, funny meme
I Eat Cement Bag
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Description: No wonder my tummy hurts.

Tags: cement, dark humor, funny, humor, humorous
I Do All My Own Stunts Bag
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Description: If you wonder why I am covered in bruises!

Tags: funny, humor, humorous, inspiration, inspirational
Eat Garbage (Translation) Bag
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Description: This bilingual trash panda has a very simple instruction for you.

Tags: animal, cute, cute raccoon, funny, funny raccoon
NOPE Not Today Bag
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Description: ...tomorrow's not looking likely either. Don't hold your breath.

Tags: anti social, funny, humor, humorous, introvert
Hot Buffet Available All Day Bag
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Description: Eat as much as you like.

Tags: adult humor, buffet, double entendre, flirt, funny
Crush Me, Stomp Me, Make Me Wine Bag
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Description: A vintner does what with his grapes?? Funny wine making pun!

Tags: alcohol, beer, drink, drinking, fruit
Fucketh Around and Findeth Out Bag
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Description: 'Tis my mood - 24/7. Thou shalt not mess with me.

Tags: adult humor, attitude, dark humor, find out, fuck around and find out
Thrift Store Whore Bag
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Description: I just love thrifting, okay?!

Tags: adult humor, flea market, funny, garage sale, humor
Some Things Are Better Left Alone (Like Me For Example) Bag
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Description: I'm a prime example of things that should just be left alone. It's better for all parties.

Tags: anti social, better left alone, dark humor, funny, go away
I'm Not Watching The Movie If The Dog Dies Bag
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Description: I'm gonna need a spoiler alert or a trigger warning, becasue of the dog dies - I'm not watching!

Tags: dog, dog dad, dog mom, dogs, dogs make me happy
Missing Dog Poster Bag
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Description: Can I go home? I miss my dog! Only dog lovers will understand.

Tags: antisocial, dog, dog dad, dog mom, dogs
Raised On Vinyl Bag
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Description: A bold declaration for anyone whose musical education came through a turntable, whose earliest memories have a warm analogue crackle underneath them, and who considers vinyl not a hobby or a trend but simply the way music has always properly sounded.

Tags: audio, audiophile, dj, funny, geek
Heavy Metals Elements Bag
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Description: The elements of heavy metal, all in one table. Because you love heavy music - periodically.

Tags: band, chemist, chemistry, elements, funny
That's Bang Out Of Order Bag
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Description: ANBG... that's bang out of order. Funny wordplay typography design that makes a great gift for any friend or family member on birthdays, Christmas or any other gifting occasion, and is perfect for wearing to family gatherings, work meetings, or any other situation where you want to show off your quick wit and sarcasm.

Tags: clever, font, funny, funny quote, funny slogan
Beam Me Up (As Long As My Cat Can Come) Bag
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Description: Get me out of here.. this place sucks! As long as my cat can come too.

Tags: alien, alien abduction, alien invasion, alien ufo, aliens
I Looked Up My Symptoms - I'm A Bitch Bag
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Description: Turns out I'm a bitch! Who would ave thought it?

Tags: attitude, bitch, diagnosis, funny, funny meme
Words Cannot Express How Much I Don't Care Bag
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Description: Just take my word for it... I REALLY don't care.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, dont care, funny, humor
I Am An Adult In The Same Way A Tomato Is A Fruit Bag
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Description: 'Questionable' is the correct term.

Tags: adult, adulthood, adultish, apparently, funny
None Of Your Emails Are Finding Me Well Bag
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Description: Funny office humor design featuring a cracked laptop graphic and witty burnout quote. Perfect for remote workers, corporate employees, managers, coworkers, and anyone drowning in inbox chaos and work stress.

Tags: computer, developer, email, funny, funny quote
My Favorite Essential Oil Is Whatever They Fry Chicken In Bag
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Description: A perfectly constructed takedown of wellness culture delivered via an unwavering commitment to fried chicken. Perfect for the food lover, the anti-wellness crowd, anyone who has ever been offered a diffuser when what they actually needed was something from the fryer.

Tags: chicken, chicken lover, chicken nugget, chicken nuggets, essential oils
Take Us To Your Trash Bag
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Description: A brilliantly conceived graphic pairing alien abduction with raccoons demanding to be taken to the trash. The most perfectly raccoon request imaginable. Perfect for animal lovers, sci-fi fans, and anyone who appreciates fully committed absurdist humor.

Tags: alien, aliens, animal, beam me up, extraterrestrial
Jesus Loves You But I Don't Bag
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Description: Whether you're in a heated debate or just trying to prove a point, this cool, funny, humorous, statement novelty design will make it clear to everyone around you that you have a sarcastic sense of humor.

Tags: antisocial, christian, christianity, dark humor, faith
Ingest A Satchel Of Richards Bag
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Description: If you're the kind of person who loves to have the last word, this novelty design is for you. Whether you're in a heated debate or just trying to prove a point, this cool, funny, humorous, statement design will make it clear to everyone around you that you have a sarcastic sense of humour. Makes a great gift for any friend or family member on birthdays, Christmas or any other gifting occasion, and is perfect for wearing to family gatherings, work meetings, or any other situation where you want to show off your quick wit and sarcasm.

Tags: adult humor, bag of dicks, funny, funny gift, funny quote
We Are All Going To Die Bag
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Description: If you're the kind of person who loves to have the last word, this novelty design is for you. Whether you're in a heated debate or just trying to prove a point, this cool, funny, humorous, statement design will make it clear to everyone around you that you have a sarcastic sense of humour. Makes a great gift for any friend or family member on birthdays, Christmas or any other gifting occasion, and is perfect for wearing to family gatherings, work meetings, or any other situation where you want to show off your quick wit and sarcasm.

Tags: death, funny, funny gift, funny meme, funny quote
Well, Well, Well, If It Isn't The Consequences of My Own Actions Bag
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Description: If you're the kind of person who loves to have the last word, this novelty design is for you. Whether you're in a heated debate or just trying to prove a point, this cool, funny, humorous, statement design will make it clear to everyone around you that you have a sarcastic sense of humour. Makes a great gift for any friend or family member on birthdays, Christmas or any other gifting occasion, and is perfect for wearing to family gatherings, work meetings, or any other situation where you want to show off your quick wit and sarcasm.

Tags: adult humor, funny, funny meme, funny quote, funny sayings
FAFO Equation Bag

Description: If you're the kind of person who loves to have the last word, this novelty design is for you. Whether you're in a heated debate or just trying to prove a point, this cool, funny, humorous, statement design will make it clear to everyone around you that you have a sarcastic sense of humour. Makes a great gift for any friend or family member on birthdays, Christmas or any other gifting occasion, and is perfect for wearing to family gatherings, work meetings, or any other situation where you want to show off your quick wit and sarcasm.

Tags: adult humor, chemistry, equation, fafo, find out
Be Autism with Me I Have Patience Bag
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Description: If you're the kind of person who loves to have the last word, this novelty design is for you. Whether you're in a heated debate or just trying to prove a point, this cool, funny, humorous, statement design will make it clear to everyone around you that you have a sarcastic sense of humour. Makes a great gift for any friend or family member on birthdays, Christmas or any other gifting occasion, and is perfect for wearing to family gatherings, work meetings, or any other situation where you want to show off your quick wit and sarcasm.

Tags: adhd, anxiety, aspergers, autism awareness, autistic

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